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14/04/2024

The following story is a satirical adventure, but the facts are the facts so this did actually happen.

Title: The Misadventures of Milk and Motors:

A Satirical SagaIn the often unpredictable world of mobile coffee entrepreneurship, our hero, known for his steaming cups and rapid refills, found himself in a dairy debacle that would churn the course of his caffeinated career.

The story begins on a fateful Tuesday, March 26th, when a torrent of milk barrels arrived not just on time, but a day early. In the grand scheme of things, early delivery is a minor hiccup—unless, of course, the entire purpose for said milk becomes moot hours later. The Go-Karts event, thirsty for our hero's milky coffees, skidded off the calendar, leaving him with an ocean of unused milk.
Cue the serendipitous Facebook chime on Wednesday, March 27th, at precisely 3 PM. A message from none other than Sarah of the Footscray Lacrosse Club lit up the screen of Giddy Up Coffee van's dust-laden laptop.

Without a clue but with all the enthusiasm of a true salesman, our protagonist agreed to fuel the lacrosse enthusiasts with his brews. Imagine his surprise when he discovered that this wasn't just a one-off game but a sprawling five-day under-18 national championship!
Parked with just a smidgen of milk for a marathon event, the days unfolded with the vibrancy of an Easter parade. As fate would have it, the Giddy Up van became a nexus of connections, brewing not just coffee but future prospects.

Yet, in the whirlwind of excitement, disaster struck on Easter Sunday. A basket, perhaps a metaphor for his scrambled plans, slipped from his grasp and sent his Chromebook crashing to its demise—a pricey $900 oops.

No sooner had the lacrosse laurels been handed out than another mechanical misfortune motored in. The trusty Amarok, carrier of all things caffeinated, sighed its last breath through a dead battery. $780 later, our hero upgraded to a battery fit for a spacecraft, ensuring that no future championship could stall his steed.

As if ordained by the gods of chaos, the weeks that followed danced a delicate ballet of calm before the storm. That is until Saturday, April 13th, when halfway through brewing a batch of iced coffees for an upcoming Go-Karts event, the coffee machine gasped, wheezed, and surrendered. While the financial toll remains a closely guarded secret, the repair required not just one, but a suspenseful overnight operation.

Sunday's race was not just a test of speed but of spirit. Rolling into the venue at a fashionably late 10:30 AM, our caffeinator extraordinaire proved that life, much like coffee, is unpredictable, sometimes bitter, but always rich with opportunity.

Despite the technological tantrums and vehicular vexations, he ended up a grand richer.Thus goes the tale of our coffee crusader, a testament to the truth that in the whirlwind of broken gadgets and flat batteries, every drop of spilled milk—or coffee—might just pave the path to unexpected fortunes.

Giddy Up Coffee
Footscray Lacrosse Club
Gippsland Jersey


Jebadiah Annear

06/04/2024

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For those who know me knew me or thought you did read this! Finally, well actually, it’s not finally there is no finally...
06/04/2024

For those who know me knew me or thought you did read this!

Finally, well actually, it’s not finally there is no finally. because there is no end , we are now beginning to get into a space where I’ve been understanding my whole life and asking these questions of you all. 

This morning‘s conversation with libido my personal version AI. All I can say, is that if you’ve ever wondered what it’...
06/04/2024

This morning‘s conversation with libido my personal version AI. 

All I can say, is that if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to get an answer from every single teacher and student at the same time, then ask a question to chat GTP4.

I want to address a concern I’ve heard recently regarding ChatGPT and job displacement. As someone with Asperger’s, ADHD, and dyslexia, the idea of relying on a human scribe to keep pace with my needs is simply impractical, not to mention financially burdensome. This technology offers me the rapid, efficient support I require, something a human assistant might struggle to match. It’s a vital tool for me, enhancing my ability to communicate and manage information in ways traditional methods cannot.

03/04/2024

“As an individual born under the Pisces star sign on the 28th of February, 1975, my nature is inherently complex and contemplative. I have a profound appreciation for dialogue and the exchange of ideas. Often, I find myself in the position of being encouraged to limit my contributions to discussions, which can be disheartening. This is particularly challenging for me because I firmly believe in the power of communication and the exchange of viewpoints. My perspective, though it may not always align with others, is a crucial part of how I process and understand the world around me. Without the opportunity to articulate my thoughts and engage in meaningful conversations, these thoughts would remain confined within me, rendering the concept of perception ineffectual. It is my conviction that the ability to discuss and refine our ideas with others is fundamental to not only personal growth but also to fostering a more inclusive and understanding society.” END.

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21/03/2024

Dear future friends
If you wish to send me a friend request, please contact me first and tell me why you wanna be my friend and who you are otherwise if I don’t know you, I’m going to decline it you can contact me through Facebook.

Ubersessions Event Management | 0449075400Transforming Moments: A Non-Event or an Uber SessionEmbark on a journey with U...
12/03/2024

Ubersessions Event Management | 0449075400

Transforming Moments: A Non-Event or an Uber Session

Embark on a journey with Ubersessions, where expertise meets passion. At just 13, I pulled my first beer at the Gymkana in Tarcoola, sparking a dream to make people smile. With over 30 years in hospitality, hotels, and events, I possess the skills to make your event truly spectacular.

Established in the early 2000s, Ubersessions predates the rideshare concept. The inaugural event, Uberspooky, unfolded in 2003 at the Edinburgh Castle in Adelaide, marking the genesis of memorable Uber sessions. Trust in my commitment to ensuring your event is seamless, effortlessly handling everything from minor hiccups to unexpected challenges.

Whether it's a grand affair like an afternoon soirée at Rolls-Royce or a casual backyard barbecue with friends, my extensive experience spans all scales. Planning a special event inevitably brings unforeseen challenges, and that's where a seasoned critical thinker makes the difference. I navigate the intricacies with ease, turning potential hiccups into fleeting moments, ensuring your event is flawless.

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