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Here on the western plains of Sydney, there is a rare breed that inhabits the land. known to have many names, they are most commonly referred to as "Eshlads". The Eshlad's method of attracting a breeding partner is quite peculiar and unique compared to other species. During breeding events, the males participate in a breeding dance known as the "Gabber", in which he must compete with other males to attract the females known as "lasses". In this dance the males must excite the females with their dance moves. The more dominate males have better success as they tend to use moves such as the heel click and under the knee claps. This mating dance is only usually done with a certain type of music called hard style and once the song reaches the drop (climax) the mating ritual begins. As the drop hits, the Eshlad is sweating immensely, smashing out he's fattest hak(mating dance). The combination of the "hak" and the pheromones released in the his sweat is irresistible to the female Lasses. If successful the female will choose her mating partner by gabbering over to him and shouting out a mating call "F**k yeahh cuunt" to commence the mating ritual.

-David Attenborough, National geographic

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