PoshDiva ChicSoirée

08/13/2024

IF YOU SEE ME
BEING MEAN TO SOMEONE, THEY EARNED THAT S**T.

08/13/2024

Imagine Humpty Dumpty convinced herself she had a brain tumor, only for the Kuje doctors to break it to her that it was all just in her head.
Pork Chop l’omo 🤣🤣🤣

08/13/2024

Girls’ Best Times Are Spent Shopping Together.❤️🛍️

08/13/2024

Ike's One-Month Milestone: Big Mouth, Bigger Humble Pie 💭

Ike, the Facebook sloudmouth, always dey talk big. But when her loud mouth land her for Kuje, reality slap her well. Inside, all her boldness vanish. She dey wait for those “godmonster” she trust to help , but hmmm 🤔 calls no dey return, messages dry. She realize say she dey on her own, abandôned . Her mumu fans don tire; dem no even fit pay the levy again. Instead, dem don turn daytime to night vigil.

The warders sef don nickname her "popo mascot," joking say she go soon collect loyalty card for hospital visits after mosquitoes welcome her to the new abode. As her one-month mark near, Ike dey regret everything. All that big talk, all those fake godmonster na wash. She sabi now say freedom no get duplicate, but e don too late.

Humbled and alone, she dey face the wahala wey she use her own “fish brain” take create. After reading the 2018 Cyber Bullying Act of Nigeria Social Information Law for detëntion, she don humble finish,no be small lesson life don teach her. All that gra-gra don disappear, as she finally realize say she no fit talk her way out of the plenty case wey full ground. 🚔 🏥 🚑 🧑‍⚖️ 👩‍⚖️ 🤥

Chronicle tbc……

08/13/2024

Tuesdays💙🤍💚💛🧡💖🫶

08/12/2024

Remote work: Are we taking this too far?

08/12/2024

Mondays💙🤍💙

08/12/2024

Sunday night unwind🫶Out & about for a little bit of indulgence, a lot of good vibes, and sips.❤️🔥

08/11/2024

Only if Docus get chikini sense, she for fit use this Artificial Intelligence but…..🤣😜😛

08/11/2024

My Sunday woman crush 😍
Congratulations 👏
IOC (International Olympic Committee) say make we use dis one hold body as we no win medal.
APC go soon count this as achievement🤣🤣

08/11/2024

VDBM we need your attention 🤣🤪😜😝😅

Verydarkblackman

08/11/2024

Title: Sunday at Kuje 7⭐️ Hotel

It was a scorching Sunday, and Dogcast sat in KUJEism, longing for her usual Eba tutu and Oriburuku ways. Suddenly, Taaooma, as Mummy Taa, walked in with her hands on her hips. "Dogcast! Na here you dey when everybody dey enjoy Sunday rice? Na wah o!🤪 So na you Jobotula dey price dodo for? This life sha!🤣"

Mr. Macaroni strolled in next, grinning from ear to ear. "Ooin, you’re doing well! But forget bail, o. Petitions dey wait outside like agberos for motor park. Just relax, here na your new crib now."

Before Dogcast could even catch her breath, Broda Shaggi burst in, full of energy. "Dogcast, I hear say you wan do chieftaincy party? Na warders go be your chef? Hahaha! All your juju don fail, Abi? Na prayer remain now, No worry, you go chop the reward of those prayers soon.🤪 Dey play, dey play!"

Dogcast felt a wave of sadness wash over her. Surrounded by this 'family,’ her Sunday at Kuje 7⭐️ Hotel wasn’t looking so good.

08/10/2024

Happy weekend my lovers🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

08/10/2024

Layo Harry Stubborn why you come pataki gec like that? …that one James bond…dey play… she sabi wetin she dey do. Alabosia elekun egbere. I sabi her wella but make we just dey look..Na she still remote Ike back to 9ja. Surety isonu 🤣🤣

08/10/2024

Community Shield Clash: Manchester City vs. Manchester United in a Battle for Early Silverware.

08/10/2024

Embrace failure as your greatest teacher. Don't live with the regret of "I COULD HAVE TRIED"...

08/10/2024

08/09/2024

Which aspect of my creativity resonates with you more
my expressive work, where I write, share thoughts and emotions, or my artistic creations focused on visual and aesthetic experiences?

08/09/2024

For Jobotula, everything just dey normal as usual. I even hear say dem drop new songs on their page. Dey play. Y’all gonna learn in a harrrrd way😁

08/09/2024

IKErigbe Can't even rob Peter to pay Paul anymore...
Peter ain't got it either.🤣

08/09/2024

Transfer Twist: Tatiri’s Move to EFCC Falls Through:

In a dramatic turn of events, Tanri's highly anticipated transfer to AbujaFC (EFCC) has hit the rocks. Just hours before the deadline, the deal was set to go through until the medicals revealed too much "suffering for kalo." It seems Tanri has been lying her way through life’s extra time, and now, even EFCC’s sharp eyes aren't buying it.

With AbujaFC backing off, she’s left stuck with POPO, where they’re more than happy to let her stew in Kalo.The saga isn’t over yet, but it looks like Tanri’s dream transfer is slipping away, and POPO’s got their hands full with this one.
In another vein , Tanri’s dream move to Abbey wood FC? More like a nightmare now. Instead of scoring goals, she’s “inside” for a long haul. Looks like she’s benched herself—permanently.

Fabrizio Romano football transfer news…🤣🤣🤣

08/09/2024

To understand Tatiri Ike , just listen to her WORDS,loaded with Lies and Epe, straight from her MIND. To see where her HEART is, just watch her ACTIONS…’I am with my ale, but baba dey for house’. Her doings truly reveal her story.

08/09/2024

Enuiso irinse Tatiri
"Your eye don clear Abi, you go sabi wetin dey."
Karma isn’t done with una crew just yet.

08/09/2024

Tanri, Chief of hide and seek, NOW marooned.
So much for those
'big connections'
she always bragged about.

08/09/2024

Chai Dogcast almost 1 month inside that blazing hot Abuja KALO. By now you go need
“Sweat buster kit”
Just maybe, it’ll cool u down enough to finally focus on your plenty L’issues.

08/09/2024

Jobotula, the so-called last man standing, equipped with HINDSIGHT instead of strategy,
utterly useless when it actually matters. If turning Epe day into a battle was an art, the boy would be Picasso!

08/09/2024

“O Allah, we ask You to restrain them by their necks and we seek refuge in You from their evil.” اللّهُـمَّ إِنا نَجْـعَلُكَ في …,may all our enemy continue to be in everlasting disgrace untill they retrace their steps
Jumat mubarak/TGIF 🥂✨🫶

08/08/2024

…. Just saw this on Ant and
Dec limitless win compOtition 🤪

Ant: "Why Odosian no gree trust Alufoloju?"

Dec: "Hmm me sef been wan ask you o?"

Ant: "Because they no wan dance afrojuju.”

Dec: "Ah, Ant if na u nko ? You go chop Orogbo enter Kuje like Mumu?”

Tufiaka ……that one na odiqua very very risky🤣🤪😁😅😂😝

08/08/2024

Toast to the lifer inmate:
The very first to snag three chieftaincy titles in just three months! Ankara Oye is loading🤣