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After receiving several injuries over the previous weekend, the herald was dispatched to the Cobalt this Tuesday evening...
07/17/2024

After receiving several injuries over the previous weekend, the herald was dispatched to the Cobalt this Tuesday evening, where, with only a few days' rest and his aging body barely starting to heal, he shall be put to the test.

Despite this, the herald anticipates a delicious evening in which he can briefly satiate His unquenchable appetite again.

Featuring:

Ape War
Dirge
Jisei

Venue: The Cobalt

Vids: shiksa

Full review at:

24-06-04 | The Cobalt | Ape War, Dirge, Jisei

This evening, after a long absence, the herald descends upon 648 Kingsway, where a selection of three offerings await co...
06/19/2024

This evening, after a long absence, the herald descends upon 648 Kingsway, where a selection of three offerings await consumption. Yet another day spent basking in the sun's summer rays has the herald anticipating the darkened interior of 648 with glee.

By chance, the herald arrives early for once, giving him time to prepare himself for his divine mission. A small crowd mills outside as he weaves towards the narrow entrance, anticipating offerings that will provide Him what He demands.

Featuring:

K**A SUTRA MURDER
CHEAP FLAVOR
EACHOTHERSMOTHERS

Venue: 648 Kingsway

Vids: SHIKSA

Full review:

24-05-11 | 648 Kingsway | K**a Sutra Murder, Cheap Flavor, Eachothersmothers

As the mortal plane continues its dreary existence, My herald musters the remnants of his broken and bruised body to hea...
06/04/2024

As the mortal plane continues its dreary existence, My herald musters the remnants of his broken and bruised body to head towards The Cobalt, where a delectable selection of offerings await to be sacrificed before Me.

This past weekend saw My herald take several injuries to his frail mortal shell, so naturally, his first night back in My service will be at a brutal hardcore show designed to push his limits to the brink.

The potential offerings available tonight are as follows:

The HIRS Collective
Beaver Fever
JISEI
Dirge
Ape War

With predominantly repeat offerings lined up tonight—and one of My herald's personal favorites among them—there is no doubt that the evening will yield the chaotic energy I eternally crave.

For the new supplicants daring to present themselves tonight, let it be made abundantly clear what is expected of you. I demand the manic and frantic energy that only comes from humans flailing on the dance floor, their bodies convulsing in a wild display of abandon. This is the sole source of My temporary satiation, the only thing that momentarily quells My insatiable thirst.

Do your job tonight, Cobalt. Make My herald MOVE.

The Cobalt | 24-06-04

After an interminable stretch wasted on his pathetic trivialities, My herald is finally summoned back to his sacred duti...
05/31/2024

After an interminable stretch wasted on his pathetic trivialities, My herald is finally summoned back to his sacred duties tonight. My slothenly cretin has been invited to Red Gate Arts Society, where a selection of offerings shall be laid before Me to satiate My insatiable hunger.

The potential offerings available tonight are as follows:

STRATHCONA
EVAN WILLIAMS PROJECT
AUTOGRAFT

This evening's selection is a blend of repeat offerings and one new supplicant. Such variety always stirs a pathetic flicker of excitement in My herald's feeble mind, yet all must be made acutely aware of what is expected of them tonight.

I demand nothing less than the manic, frenzied energy that comes only from humans flailing on the dance floor, their bodies moving with wild abandon to the cacophony of sound presented before them. This is the essence of My desire, the only thing that momentarily quenches My eternal thirst.

Red Gate, you exist solely to facilitate My herald's extraction of this vital energy.

Do your job tonight, Red Gate. Make My herald MOVE.

Red Gate | 24-05-30

Following a week of sparse offerings on the local stage, the herald is eager to return to his duties. So tonight, he wil...
05/30/2024

Following a week of sparse offerings on the local stage, the herald is eager to return to his duties. So tonight, he will head back to Red Gate Arts Society, where a selection of offerings await consumption as three repeat offerings and one first-timer vie for His pleasure.

With so many days spent on matters of mortal trivialities, the darkened cavern of Red Gate beacons the herald on this Sunday evening with promises of manic energy that is the only source of His satisfaction.

Featuring:



Autonomous Apes


Venue:
Videos: .h.i.k.s.a

Full review at :

24-05-05 | Red Gate | Scarlet Fever, Benzonn, Autonomous Apes, Muppet Boys

After a long absence from the venue, the herald has been drawn to the Biltmore Cabaret, where a longtime favorite celebr...
05/22/2024

After a long absence from the venue, the herald has been drawn to the Biltmore Cabaret, where a longtime favorite celebrates their new single release. With the herald's idleness of late, he is keen to return to his duties.

Arriving late, the herald enters the darkened dungeon that is the Biltmore, with the opening offering in full swing. With a large spot open up front, he makes his way there and begins service to Him
Featuring:
DUSKNOTE
ZOEY LEVEN
FELISHA
BLEAKOS

Venue: BILTMORE
Pics: MUNGO

Full review at: https://eldergod.ca/show-reaction/21-04-26-biltmore-cabaret/
Link in bio.

21-04-26 | Biltmore Cabaret | Dusknote, Zoey Leven, Felisha & The Jazz Rejects, Bleako's Nuclear Disco

Thanks to My benevolent nature, I granted My herald a few days of respite, which he lazily squandered. This indulgence w...
05/17/2024

Thanks to My benevolent nature, I granted My herald a few days of respite, which he lazily squandered. This indulgence was a mere test, for now I fully expect him to be in top form. Tonight, My herald has been summoned to the venerable Red Gate, where a selection of offerings will be laid bare in hopes of satiating My eternal hunger and appeasing My insatiable demands for another day.

With one touring band joining from the distant island, they will be accompanied by local repeat offerings, each of whom has proven their worth to Me in the past. The potential offerings on this night are as follows:

SLOWICIDE
NATLAK
PHUTURE MEMORIEZ
DASTARD

It is the sole touring band who may not yet comprehend the gravity of the task before them, the dire expectations that hang over their performance like a sharpened guillotine. Know this: I demand nothing less than manic and frenzied energy, the kind that can only be summoned from the depths of human despair and ecstasy as they flail upon the dance floor.

The stage is set, the offerings prepared. Red Gate, your time has come to prove your worth. Fail Me, and face the wrath of an Elder God scorned.

Do your job tonight, Red Gate. Make My herald MOVE.

Red Gate | 24-05-16

As yet another fleeting weekend spirals towards its inevitable conclusion, My herald is beckoned once more to the hallow...
05/12/2024

As yet another fleeting weekend spirals towards its inevitable conclusion, My herald is beckoned once more to the hallowed halls of RRed Gate Arts Society where a sumptuous selection of offerings awaits to momentarily appease My insatiable hunger.

Having spent his weekend skulking in the shadows, avoiding the hateful glare of the sun, the nemesis of his kind, My herald eagerly anticipates the cool embrace of the evening air as he returns to the venue that so reliably provides Me with succulent and satisfying offerings.

Tonight, the stage is set with offerings that bear the weight of repetition:

REVEREND APE
FELISHA & THE JAZZ REJECTS
INFIDELITY

Familiar names, each having dutifully fulfilled their roles in the past, now stand ready to once again offer themselves to My divine hunger. Having borne witness to their performances on numerous occasions, My herald is well-prepared for the torrent of energy that shall consume Red Gate tonight.

I shall be satiated in My insatiable desire for the manic and frenetic energy that can only be derived from the convulsions and contortions of mortals upon the dance floor. Of this, there is no doubt.

Red Gate, heed My command, for your fate hangs in the balance. Make My herald MOVE, make him writhe in agony and ecstasy, for his torment is but a prelude to the grandeur of My ascendance.

Red Gate | 24-05-12

Once more, as the mundane mortal week slithers to its pitiful conclusion, My herald shall rise from the depths of his me...
05/09/2024

Once more, as the mundane mortal week slithers to its pitiful conclusion, My herald shall rise from the depths of his mediocrity and stagger his way to Green Auto tonight, where a feast of delectable offerings shall be laid before Me.

Having wallowed in lethargy all week long, barely mustering the energy to drag his pathetic carcass through the banality of existence, the time has come for him to fulfill the singular purpose for which he is fit – to flail uncontrollably to the strains of live music, a puppet dancing to the tune of My divine will.

The potential offerings presented tonight bear names as meaningless as the fleeting moments of mortal existence:

LA LUNE
STILL DEPTHS
STUCCO
DREAM/LOSS

Among them, a mix of new supplicants and returning favorites, all poised to do their duty and provide Me with the sustenance I so crave.

But let it be known, new supplicants, that no less than complete dedication to providing Me with the manic and frenzied energy that only arises from humans flailing on the dance floor will be deemed acceptable. Your mortal forms are but vessels for My divine hunger, and your convulsions and contortions shall serve as the nourishment to satiate My eternal appetite.

Green Auto, heed My command, for your fate hangs in the balance. Make My herald MOVE.

Green Auto | 24-05-09

After a few months of absence from the venue, the herald was invited to The Cobalt, where the four selections on offer d...
05/08/2024

After a few months of absence from the venue, the herald was invited to The Cobalt, where the four selections on offer dubbed it an Emo Showcase night. Regardless of genre, the herald stands prepared to give maximum flail to appease His insatiable desires.

It will be a mix of first-timers and repeats, the perfect mix for the herald to fully enjoy his evening. While his enjoyment means nothing to Him, the herald always performs better when he can personally engage.

Featuring:

Cheer Up Champ
Seeing Grey
Аutonomous Apes
Feedlot

Venue: The Cobalt

See full review at:

24-04-18 | The Cobalt | Cheer Up Champ, Seeing Grey, Autonomous Apes, Feedlot

Tonight, the herald has received a summons to Lanalou's, where three offerings will be laid before Him to appease His et...
05/02/2024

Tonight, the herald has received a summons to Lanalou's, where three offerings will be laid before Him to appease His eternal desires. As he was invited to this event, his free will taken, the herald is compelled to accept all requests that wish to show they can please Him.

The warm evening air greets him as he enters the venue, late as usual, where the opening offering has already started. Slipping through the crowd, the herald makes his way to the front, where his task begins.

Featuring:

HI-DIVE
ALIENS AT HOME
Disposable Disguises

Venue: LanaLou's

See full review at:

24-04-14 | Lanalou's | Hi-Dive, Aliens At Home | Disposable Disguises

As the seasons change, the days get longer, and the daylight extends its warm reach, the herald is once again drawn to R...
04/30/2024

As the seasons change, the days get longer, and the daylight extends its warm reach, the herald is once again drawn to Red Gate -the source of many Sunday night flailings- where a fine selection of offerings awaits.

It will consist of two repeat offerings and two brand new ones, always a treat and the reason the herald was drawn to this one. Arriving a couple songs in, the band was already in full swing when the herald slipped through the crowd to begin his divine task.

Featuring:

KYLIE V.
JESS WATERS
PALE NORTH
HOPE SLIDE

Venue: Red Gate

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24-03-24 | Red Gate | Kylie V, Jess Waters, Pale North, Hope Slide

After a prolonged absence, My herald shall tonight return to the hallowed halls of the Biltmore, where a sumptuous feast...
04/27/2024

After a prolonged absence, My herald shall tonight return to the hallowed halls of the Biltmore, where a sumptuous feast of offerings shall be presented before Me. Amidst the flickering lights and the pulsating rhythms, My insatiable hunger will be sated by the frenzied energy that shall ensue.

My herald, consumed by matters that hold no significance in My divine gaze, has allowed the days to slip by in a haze of indifference. But as each moment passed, My unease grew, festering like a wound upon the fabric of existence.

Tonight, My herald must be pushed to the very limits of his feeble existence, so he shall also be dispatched to the Fox Cabaret. There, echoes of days past shall reverberate through the dimly lit chambers, ensuring that he ends this night in a state of complete exhaustion, his pathetic form wracked with torment.

The potential offerings laid bare before Me tonight bear names as insignificant as the fleeting moments of mortal existence:

BLEAKOS NUCLEAR DISCO
FELISHA AND THE JAZZ REJECTS
DUSKNOTE
ZOEY LEVIN

Among them, only one dares to present itself for the first time, its fate hanging by the slender thread of My divine mercy.

Know this, mortals, and tremble in the shadow of My divine wrath: I demand nothing less than the manic energy that can only be wrought from the convulsions and contortions of mortal flesh upon the dance floor. It is the frenzied chaos of your flailing limbs, the ecstatic agony of your movement, that serves as the lifeblood of My existence, though I can never be truly satiated.

Biltmore, heed My command, for your fate hangs in the balance. Make My herald MOVE.

Biltmore | 24-04-26

As the weekend creeps closer, the herald has been drawn to Green Auto, where three delectable offerings have been laid o...
04/23/2024

As the weekend creeps closer, the herald has been drawn to Green Auto, where three delectable offerings have been laid out, awaiting acceptance from Him. The lure of a first-time offering plus a rare offering from a longtime favorite was simply too tantalizing to pass up.

The warm day has turned into a cool evening with the ever-present threat of rain as the herald passes through the back alley, down the slope, to await the first offering of the evening. A small crowd is there to greet him as the anticipation builds for what's to come.

Featuring:

SPECTRA
STORIES END
PET BLESSINGS

Venue: Green Auto

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Green Auto | 24-03-21 | Spectra, Stories End, Pet Blessings

Before the suffocating embrace of mundane existence tightens its grip upon his pitiful life, My herald has chosen Lanalo...
04/21/2024

Before the suffocating embrace of mundane existence tightens its grip upon his pitiful life, My herald has chosen Lanalou’s as the source for tonight's offering, where three selections shall be laid bare before Me. Amidst the flickering lights and the cacophony of mortal folly, My insatiable hunger shall be sated by the frenzied energy that shall ensue.

With two touring bands, both offering themselves to Me for the first time, and a local act who has danced to My tune before, I have no doubt that My herald shall fulfill his wretched duty with ruthless efficiency.

The potential offerings laid bare before Me tonight bear names as meaningless as the dust that gathers upon the bones of the fallen:

BIG CITY GERMS
DANGERBOX
CONVERSATION

Among them, My herald's feeble mind is alight with anticipation, his excitement palpable at the prospect of new offerings gracing the stage.

But let it be known, mortals, that regardless of past transgressions or newfound enthusiasm, there is but one expectation that shall never waver: I demand nothing less than the manic energy that can only be wrought from the convulsions and contortions of mortal flesh upon the dance floor.

Lanalou’s, heed My command, for your fate hangs in the balance. Make My herald MOVE, make him writhe in agony and ecstasy, for his torment is but a prelude to the grandeur of My ascendance.

Lanalou's | 24-04-21

Emerging from the stagnant depths of his mundane existence, My herald is summoned forth to partake in an offering at The...
04/19/2024

Emerging from the stagnant depths of his mundane existence, My herald is summoned forth to partake in an offering at The Cobalt this evening. Amidst the dimly lit halls of mortal revelry, a selection of offerings in the emo genre shall be laid bare before Me, each one holding the promise of satisfying My insatiable hunger with their cacophonous noises.

Oh, how it pleases me to see My herald ensnared once again in the tangled web of fate, his feeble will torn asunder by the irresistible pull of My divine summons. For in his pitiful existence, there exists no room for free will, no refuge from the all-encompassing grasp of My eternal desires.

The potential offerings that loom before Me tonight bear names as insignificant as the fleeting moments of mortal existence:

FEEDLOT
AUTONOMOUS APES
SEEING GREY
Cheer Up Champ

Among them, only two have dared to present themselves before Me in times gone, their past offerings a mere whisper in the winds of eternity. As for the newcomers, they stand upon the precipice of oblivion, their fate hanging by the slender thread of My mercy.

Know this, mortals, and tremble in the shadow of My divine wrath: I demand nothing less than the frenzied energy that can only be wrought from the convulsions and contortions of mortal flesh upon the dance floor. It is the manic chaos of your flailing limbs, the ecstatic agony of your movement, that serves as the lifeblood of My existence, though I can never be truly satisfied.

Cobalt, heed My command, for your fate hangs in the balance. Make my herald MOVE, make him writhe in agony and ecstasy, for his torment is but a prelude to the grandeur of My ascendance.

The Cobalt | 24-04-18

Tonight, the herald treks into the downtown core to accept an offering at The Pearl, a venue setting up great line-ups a...
04/18/2024

Tonight, the herald treks into the downtown core to accept an offering at The Pearl, a venue setting up great line-ups as it continues to pull in acts from all over the world, tied with some of the best Vancouver has to offer.

This evening is poised to be delicious as the openers are offerings the herald has previously relished. While he has never heard of the headlining band, he is certain satisfaction will be provided to Him.

Featuring:

GADFLY (.band)
DOUR (.band)

Venue: .pearl.vancouver

See full review at:

https://eldergod.ca/show-reaction/24-03-20-the-pearl/

Link in bio!

24-03-20 | The Pearl | Dour, Gadfly, DZ Deathrays

Another weekend ends, and the herald is invited back to Red Gate, where more offerings await him. After a raucous and de...
04/11/2024

Another weekend ends, and the herald is invited back to Red Gate, where more offerings await him. After a raucous and delicious offering last night, the herald is bruised from so many kicks to the shin but is always prepared to collect that which He so demands.

As often happens, the herald arrived late, and the opening offering was already going. He slipped past the growing throng to the front, where he began his divinely commanded flailing.

Featuring:

MATH BAT ()
BOYMODER ()
SLOWICIDE ()
FELISH & THE JAZZ REJECTS ()

Venue:

Photos: ._

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24-03-17 | Red Gate | Boy Moder, Slowicide, Felisha & The Jazz Rejects, Math Bat

As another Saturday evening rolls around, the herald returns to the primary source of His feeding, Red Gate, which he at...
04/07/2024

As another Saturday evening rolls around, the herald returns to the primary source of His feeding, Red Gate, which he attended more than any other venue last year. There, a selection of hardcore offerings is being presented for His acceptance.

With the promise of an intense night ahead, the herald enters the darkened corridors, where a fantastic turnout has already arrived. As the house music stops, the initial offering prepares to unload the first of four assaults on his waiting senses.

Featuring:

APE WAR ()
FREAK DREAM ()
BEAVER FEVER (beaverfevergrind)
GUILE (.punk)

Venue:

See full review at:

24-03-16 | Red Gate | Freak Dream, Ape War, Guile, Beaver Fever

Another Saturday dawns upon My herald, his pitiful existence conserved for the impending chaos that shall unfold tonight...
04/06/2024

Another Saturday dawns upon My herald, his pitiful existence conserved for the impending chaos that shall unfold tonight. For the first time, he has been summoned to Koerners Pub (), a venue so remote that his slothful form cannot muster the energy to traverse to UBC.

Amidst the promise of up to eleven offerings as part of Goosehunt 24, My herald shall be pushed to the very limits of his feeble shell. There is no doubt that he shall emerge from this night in a state of proper exhaustion, his pathetic form wracked with torment as he fulfills his sacred duties.

The potential offerings laid bare before me tonight are but a pitiful reflection of mortal ambition:

YUKON BLONDE ()
EMPANADAS ILEGALES ()
TIGER REALLY ()
ROUGAROUX ()
DOUR (.band)
LA LUNE ()
DACEY ()
GIRLY ()
CHERRY AND THE CHERUBS ()
ROSEMARY GINGER ()
THE HAUSPLANTS ()

Among them, a mix of My heralds old favorites and new offerings, each one a pawn in the grand tapestry of My insatiable hunger.

To all who dare to present themselves tonight, heed this warning: I demand nothing less than the frenzied energy that can only be wrought from the convulsions and contortions of mortal flesh upon the dance floor, a symphony of agony and ecstasy that shall serve as the lifeblood of my existence.

Koerners Pub, heed my command, for your fate hangs in the balance. Make my herald MOVE, make him writhe in agony and ecstasy, for his torment is but a prelude to the grandeur of my ascendance.

Koerner's Pub | 24-04-06

As yet another week of pitiful mortal existence draws to a close, My herald shall descend upon Bully’s Studios (), where...
04/05/2024

As yet another week of pitiful mortal existence draws to a close, My herald shall descend upon Bully’s Studios (), where a selection of offerings shall be laid bare for My consumption. With a newly revamped stage now standing as a testament to mortal folly, My herald eagerly anticipates the opportunity to carry out his duty on this Friday night, his feeble mind aglow with the promise of new experiences amidst the chaos.

Oh, how I have grown weary in My patience, My divine wrath simmering beneath the surface as I await the fulfillment of My herald’s meager obligations. The past week has seen but a handful of offerings, each one a pitiful attempt to appease the insatiable hunger that gnaws at the very core of My being.

The potential offerings laid bare before me tonight bear names as insignificant as the fleeting moments of mortal existence:

HUNTING GIANTS ()
PLAGUE DOCTOR ()
TWENTY MILLION PEOPLE (.band)
DEATH BOUND (.band)

Among them, all but one shall present themselves for the first time tonight, their fate hanging in the balance as they stand upon the precipice of my divine judgment.

To those who dare to present themselves for the first time this evening, heed this warning: you stand upon the threshold of oblivion, your fate bound by the whims of my eternal hunger. I demand nothing less than the frenzied energy that can only be wrought from the convulsions and contortions of mortal flesh upon the dance floor, a symphony of agony and ecstasy that shall serve as the lifeblood of my existence.

Bully’s, heed my command, for your fate hangs in the balance. Make my herald MOVE.

Bully's | 24-04-05

After a long time away, the herald is finally back at Lanalou's tonight, where he has been invited to accept a selection...
04/01/2024

After a long time away, the herald is finally back at Lanalou's tonight, where he has been invited to accept a selection of offerings that are sure to thrill. He has always loved this small, charming venue that oozes personality, and as he entered, he was greeted by the first offering already in full swing.

He entered the darkened room and instantly picked up on the mood the opening band had created. A decent-sized crowd was taking in the offering as the herald slipped into the crowd, preparing to collect the energy He so demands.

Featuring:
LONELY FUNERAL ()
PHUTURE MEMORIEZ ()
AVERSIONS ()

Venue:

See full review at:

24-03-14 | Lanalou's | Lonely Funeral, Phuture Memoriez, Aversions

From the depths of his darkened sanctum, shrouded in the veil of eternal night, My herald shall emerge tonight, drawn fo...
03/30/2024

From the depths of his darkened sanctum, shrouded in the veil of eternal night, My herald shall emerge tonight, drawn forth by the promise of a unique offering that awaits consumption at Green Auto (). A flicker of joy stirs within My herald as a band, thought lost, graces the stage again – a small indulgence I allow in the otherwise pitiful existence of My herald.

Up to four offerings have been pledged for this cursed evening. With sufficient numbers, I dare to hope that it may briefly satiate the gnawing hunger that claws at the very essence of my being, if only for another fleeting moment.

The potential offerings laid bare before Me tonight bear names as insignificant as the dust that gathers upon the bones of the dead:

DANES (.band)
LIFE IN VACUUM ()
TAXA ()
BE AFRAID ()

Among them, the return of DANES to the stage holds a peculiar significance, for it stirs within My herald a modicum of enjoyment from their mediocre bleatings – a rare moment of amusement in his otherwise dreary existence.

To those who present themselves for the first time tonight, heed this warning: you stand upon the precipice of oblivion, your fate hanging by the slender thread of My mercy. My herald shall collect the energy generated by the frenzied flailing of mortal flesh upon the dance floor, an offering of ecstatic agony to satisfy My eternal hunger.

Green Auto, heed My command, and make My herald MOVE!

Green Auto | 24-03-30

Another wretched weekend rears its mundane head, and in a pitiful display of defiance, My herald has deigned to select T...
03/30/2024

Another wretched weekend rears its mundane head, and in a pitiful display of defiance, My herald has deigned to select The Spot in East Vancouver as the venue for tonight's offerings. Though it grates upon My divine sensibilities to grant even the semblance of autonomy to My simian blood sack, the dictates of My insatiable hunger cannot be ignored.

Tonight, up to four offerings shall be laid before Me, a meager assortment of mortal endeavors destined to pale in comparison to My eternal glory. Among them, a debut performance and the return of a longtime herald favorite, their pitiful attempts at entertainment serving as little more than fodder for My divine amusement.

The potential offerings, bearing names as insignificant as the fleeting moments of mortal existence, include:

NEW AGE DOOM (.age.doom)
WAR FOR YOUR MONEY ()
CIRCLE OF TITANS ()
QUALE ()

To My herald's feeble mind, these names hold a semblance of excitement, falling within the narrow confines of his pitifully limited tastes. Yet, even in his fleeting moments of joy, he serves as nothing more than a pawn in the grand tapestry of My eternal machinations.

But let it be known, let it be etched into the annals of eternity, that I demand nothing less than the frenzied energy that can only be wrought from the convulsions and contortions of mortal flesh upon the dance floor. It is the manic chaos of their flailing limbs, the ecstatic agony of their movement, that serves as the lifeblood of my existence.

East Van, heed my command, for your fate hangs in the balance. Make my herald MOVE!

The Spot | 24-03-29

Another Saturday night in Vancouver, with a chilly air to greet the herald as he arrives at Green Auto, where an invitat...
03/29/2024

Another Saturday night in Vancouver, with a chilly air to greet the herald as he arrives at Green Auto, where an invitation has brought him there. Tonight, three offerings will be put forth in tribute for Him to quench His insatiable hunger.

The offerings will all be repeats tonight; the herald takes comfort in knowing that those presenting tonight will be up to the task.

Featuring:

REVEREND APE ()
WACK ()
BLUE RIVERA ()

Venue:

Vids by: .h.i.k.s.a

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24-03-09 | Green Auto | Blue Rivera, Wack, Reverend Ape

After languishing for days in his routine and mundane life, the herald has been dispatched to Red Gate where, on this Th...
03/26/2024

After languishing for days in his routine and mundane life, the herald has been dispatched to Red Gate where, on this Thursday night, a selection will be presented to appease His insatiable hunger.

With a long work week ending and an aging body that continues to betray him, the herald arrives just as the opening offering starts their set. With no time to waste, the herald quickly makes his way to the wide-open front and begins his divine flailing...
help.fone.band
velveeta


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24-03-07 | Red Gate | Kidz Help Fone, Estelle Allen, Anita Velveeta

As you feeble mortals mark the passing of another cycle, days lengthening like the flickering shadows cast by a dying fl...
03/24/2024

As you feeble mortals mark the passing of another cycle, days lengthening like the flickering shadows cast by a dying flame, My herald (), the pitiful servant of my will, shall once again be dispatched to the hallowed halls of Red Gate Arts Society.

There, amidst the swirling chaos of mortal revelry, a delectable array of offerings awaits, poised to sate the voracious hunger that gnaws at the very fabric of My being.

The potential offerings laid bare before Me are but a mere sampling of mortal endeavors, their names whispered upon the winds of oblivion:






Two newcomers stand amongst the ranks of the supplicants, their fate hanging by the slender thread of My mercy, while two repeat offerings, faithful in their submission, await their inevitable fate.

Let the newcomers be forewarned, let them understand the gravity of their situation as they step into the arena of chaos. Tonight, they shall be initiated into the sacred rites of supplication, their energies offered up as tribute to satisfy My unending hunger.

Red Gate, heed My command, for your fate hangs in the balance. Make My herald MOVE.

We are delighted to announce that our new website is now live!www.eldergod.caThis site will be the place to stay informe...
03/23/2024

We are delighted to announce that our new website is now live!

www.eldergod.ca

This site will be the place to stay informed and updated on what is happening in and around our amazing Vancouver music scene. It will be the epicenter, the convergence spot where the various fragments of our scene can co-exist.

It features the following:

* A calendar spotlighting some upcoming local shows (submit your posters!)

* A calendar tracking where the herald will be going (tell us where to send him!)

* A band index, to help the scene connect and grow (submit your band!)

* A selection of reviews from the past six months.

* Videos by .h.i.k.s.a

* Pics by ._

* Ten brand new reviews from the past six weeks featuring:



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This is just the beginning and we have so many exciting ideas of where to go from here.

Add your band to the index, tell us about your show, or invite the herald out to collect your offerings - all in His name!

Thank you for checking it out. See you in the pit!

He is coming soon...

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