The Godfather of Swing

21/12/2023

Be there or be square 🤷🏼‍♂️

🔥🔥 NEW YEAR’S EVE PARTY 🔥🔥
🔥🔥LOS CRIS 🔥🔥

Ticketed Event!!! Doors open 6.30pm till late. Unlimited Bar 🥴 6.30pm - midnight.
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Starting our night off is the amazing The Godfather of Swing 6.30pm-8.30pm

Followed by the incredible Folklore 8.30pm-11pm

Then finishing the night off with all our old school classics is our very own 11pm-1am ❤️
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Tickets are limited due to space capacity. Tickets cost 60€ per person.
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Inclusive of all the above along with a Buffet and a spectacular Firework display🔥🔥 I say spectacular now 🤔 It will either be spectacular or we will set the building on fire by accident 🤣 either way a ball will be had!!!!
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Reserve your tickets now. Tickets can also be collected from 18th December ❤️
Please remember…No ticket no entry ⛔️

21/12/2023

It’s called The Wi******er in Playa Fañabe 😉 but on a Thursday night it becomes The Swingchester 🎙🕺🏽💃🏻🎉 and we be live and Swingin from 9.30 this evening 🕺🏽💃🏻🕺🏽💃🏻 so be there, or be square… and don’t forget to bring your Swing baby 🕺🏽💃🏻🎉🕺🏽💃🏻🍹🎉

20/12/2023

I have one spot available this Saturday between 8-10pm 😉 if you would like a truly authentic Swing show, with laughs and audience participation, then don’t hesitate to contact me 🤞 and I promise not to beg from your customers 😉😂😂😂
Christmas may be coming , and the goose might be getting fat… but I won’t ask you to put a penny in any of my hats 😉

20/12/2023

So let me get this strait 🤔
Some of these entertainment guys go to work (for a f**king hour) get paid up to 10 times more for that hour than the servers, bar tenders and kitchen staff, and they have the b*lls to ask for tips?!?!?!
Are you f**king kidding me 🤷🏼‍♂️
And the people in the bar actually tips these bums 🤔
That’s either the best f**ling scam I ever heard 🤔
Or you think I’m some kinda clown 🤡 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals 🎉😉😂

19/12/2023

A truly classic pose 💯

18/12/2023

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas 🎅 and here’s how this week looks folks 🎙🕺🏽😉

Tuesday: Starbar, San Eugenio 10pm 🎙🎙🎉
Thursday: The Wi******er, Playa Fañabe 9.30pm 🎙🎉🕺🏽

Friday: Market Tavern, Los Cris, Sunset Swibg Session 5.30-7.30 ( booking advised) 🎙🕺🏽🎉
Then onto the Treehouse, Chyofa, showtime 9pm 🎙🎉🕺🏽

Saturday: Pheasant Plucker, San Eugenio 10pm 🎙🕺🏽🎉

Sunday: Christmas Eve: Scotch Mist Los Cristianos, 7pm 🎙🎉🕺🏽
Then rounding off the week back at the Market Tavern, Los Cris for 10pm 🎙🕺🏽🎉

Hopefully see you at one of these venues 🤞🎙🎉🍹🕺🏽💃🏻

17/12/2023

Ready to finish off a great week tonight at The Market Tavern, Los Cris 😉
Live and Swingin from 10pm tonight 🎙🕺🏽💃🏻🍻🥂🍹🥃🎉 let’s party like it’s Sunday 😉😂

15/12/2023

A little over 2 hours till the Sunset Swing Session down at the Market Tavern, Los Cris 🎙🕺🏽💃🏻🎉 showtime 5.30-7.30 😉
So get along and let’s Swing into the weekend with some classic tunes, a few laughs, a bit of 🕺🏽💃🏻🕺🏽 and one or two 🍻🍷🥃🍹👌
Be there, or be square… and don’t forget to bring your Swing baby 🕺🏽💃🏻😎

14/12/2023

Sounds like a cracking night 💯 get your ticket b4 it’s too late 🎉💯👍

🔥🔥 NEW YEAR’S EVE PARTY 🔥🔥
🔥🔥LOS CRIS 🔥🔥

Ticketed Event!!! Doors open 6.30pm till late. Unlimited Bar 🥴 6.30pm - midnight.
~
Starting our night off is the amazing The Godfather of Swing 6.30pm-8.30pm

Followed by the incredible Folklore 8.30pm-11pm

Then finishing the night off with all our old school classics is our very own 11pm-1am ❤️
~
Tickets are limited due to space capacity. Tickets cost 60€ per person.
~
Inclusive of all the above along with a Buffet and a spectacular Firework display🔥🔥 I say spectacular now 🤔 It will either be spectacular or we will set the building on fire by accident 🤣 either way a ball will be had!!!!
~
Reserve your tickets now. Tickets can also be collected from 18th December ❤️
Please remember…No ticket no entry ⛔️

13/12/2023

Thank you to Royal Sunset Beach Club and Starbar for two great spots tonight 🙏🎙🕺🏽💃🏻🎉 besides the odd noisy uninterested mf’😏😂 everyone had a ball 🕺🏽💃🏻🎉 and so did I 💯
So keep on Swingin 🕺🏽💃🏻 and I’ll keep on singing 🎙 💯
God bless you all 🙏 and see you all again soon 🤞
Feliz Navidad 🙏

11/12/2023

So I finally found a place 🙏 thank all who messaged and tried to help 🙏🙏
So a bit of a quiet week, as I’m busy moving 😉
Here how the schedule looks for this week folks 🎙🕺🏽😉

Tuesday:
SunBean Bar, Royal Sunset Beach Club, Fañabe 9pm 🎙🕺🏽😉
Then onto the Starbar, San Eugenio around 10.30 🎙🕺🏽🎉

Thursday: The Wi******er, Playa Fañabe 9.30 🎙🕺🏽🎉

Friday: Sunset session at The Market Tavern, Los Cris 5.30-7.30 (booking advised) 🎙🕺🏽🎉

Saturday: Flynn & Flannigans Bar, Santa Maria Hotel, Torviscas 9pm 🕺🏽🎙🎉
Then onto The Pheasant Plucker San Eugenio for 10.30 🎙🕺🏽🎉

Sunday: we finish the week back at the Market Tavern, Los Cris at 10pm 🕺🏽🎙🎉

So catch me if you can 😉 be great to see you 💯🎉😉

10/12/2023

Don’t forget the last show of the week tonight at The Market Tavern Los Cris 😉 live and Swingin from 10pm 🎙🕺🏽🎉🍻💃🏻😉 see your there, if you ain’t square 😉

09/12/2023

Well the suns back out and the weathers very Plucking Pheasant again 😎👌
So get some sun 🌞 then join me for some fun at the Pheasant Plucker San Eugenio 🎉🍻🕺🏽💃🏻🎉
Live and Swingin tonight from 10 bells 🎙🕺🏽🎉💯

08/12/2023

Happy New!!!! Join us for an amazing night on NYE at The 19th Hole Bar & Grill Los Cristianos 🎉🍻🥂🍾🍹
And let’s Swing into 2024 in style 💯🎉🍻🥂🍾🎙🕺🏽💃🏻🎉

04/12/2023

Great venue with a great weekly line up 💯 a must visit during your holiday 💯👌🎉🥂🍹🕺🏽💃🏻 especially on a Thursday 😉😂

01/12/2023

Well hopefully the storm has passed 🙏 was fun while it lasted but let’s have the sunshine back 🙏 just in time for today’s sunset session at The Market Tavern Los Cris 🌅 live and Swingin from 5.30-7.30 🎙🕺🏽💃🏻🎉🍻😉
Then it’s off to celebrate the Treehouse in Chyofa for their 1st birthday under new management 🎉🎉🎉 where we be partying from 9pm 🍻🕺🏽🎉💃🏻🎙😉
2 great venues, and 2 Swingin shows 💯 so swing by, say hi, and let’s get the weekend started 🍻🕺🏽💃🏻🎉👌

27/11/2023

Great entertainment line up at the fantastic venue 💯
And on Friday you can join us to celebrate their 1st birthday as new owners 🍻🍹🎉🕺🏽💃🏻🕺🏽
Great food, top class entertainment, and a free drink on Friday with your booking 🍻🍹👌 what you waiting for 🎙🎼🕺🏽💃🏻🍹🍻😂

27/11/2023

Happy Monday all you Swingin Cats 😉
Here’s how this week looks if you wanna find me 😉 catch me if you can…

Live and Swingin at the following venues.

Monday: SunBean bar Royal Sunset Beach Club, Torviscas 9pm 🎙🕺🏽🍹🎉

Tuesday: Starbar, San Eugenio 10pm 🎙🕺🏽🍻🎉

Thursday: The Wi******er, Playa Fañabe, 9.30 🎙🕺🏽🍻🎉

Friday: Market Tavern, Los Cristianos 5.30-7.30 🎙🕺🏽🍻🎉
Friday: The Treehouse, Chyofa’s 9pm 🎙🕺🏽🍻🎉

Saturday: Santa Maria Hotel, Flynn & Flannigans Bar 9pm 🎙🕺🏽🍻🎉
Saturday: The Pheasant Plucker San Eugenio 10pm 🎙🕺🏽🍻🎉

Sunday: Market Tavern, Los Cristianos 10pm 🎙🕺🏽🎉🍻

So no excuses 😉 catch me if you can 🍻😉🎉🕺🏽🎙

26/11/2023

End of the week show tonight at the Market Tavern Los Cris 😉 we’ll be Swingin into the new week from 10pm 🎙🕺🏽💃🏻🍻🍹🎉💯 so swing by, say hi, and let’s party like it’s Sunday 😉🎉🍻🍹🎙🎼🕺🏽💃🏻🕺🏽💃🏻💯 yi lousy bums 😂😂😂😂

26/11/2023

CHRISTMAS DAY!!!!

If your venue is open on December 25th, and you’d like some classic croons with nostalgic Christmas tunes 🎙🎼 🎄 I still have some availability 😉 to serenade your Christmas diners, I’m free from 2pm up until 4.30pm🎙🎼🎄
or to get your Christmas Day revellers Swingin into the night, I’m free from 7pm onwards …
So let’s have a Merry Swingin Christmas 🎙🎼🕺🏽💃🏻🎉🍹🍻⭐️🎄 and end the year in style 😎
If you’d like a classy show , for a special day, then get in touch via this page, or call me on 711 005 155 🤞
Feliz Navidad 🎄

25/11/2023

Be there , or be an absolute square 😉 bring your swing and everything 🎉🍹🍻🕺🏽💃🏻🎙🎉

📣 New Years Eve our Official Opening Party 📣

What a night we have planned for you all 8pm till 2am

9pm - James Nelson
10pm - Moniqueen Shows
11pm - The Godfather of Swing

10€ per person includes reserved seating, glass of fizz on arrival & 3 LIVE Acts

Kitchen is open 9am till 8pm

(Tables of 3 of under will be asked to pair with other tables)

24/11/2023

It’s the weekend baby 🎉🍻😎
And here’s how it looks….

We got the Sunset Session down at the Market Tavern Los Cristianos 🌅 🍹🍻🎉
From the earlier time of 5.30 -7.30pm
Then on to the all new Yolos Bar in Torviscas at 10 o’clock 🎙🕺🏽💃🏻🎉🍻🍹

Saturday it’s back to the Pheasant Plucker San Eugenio, live and Swingin from 10pm 🎙💃🏻🕺🏽🎉
Then it’s back to the Market Tavern on Sunday night at 10pm to round things off 🎙🕺🏽💃🏻🎉🍻🍹😎
So swing by, say hi, and join us for a Swingin show at any of these great venues 😉

23/11/2023

News Flash!!!!

Only just happened now...

Due to a hotel rescheduling on Saturday, I now have an early spot available.
My regular spot at Pheasant Plucker is around 10pm
So I’m available this Saturday up until this time.
Don’t hesitate to contact me if you’d like a truly authentic, stylised and upbeat Swing show 🎙🕺🏽🎉
Or call me on 711 005 155
Now don’t all rush 😂😂😂😂

23/11/2023

Thursday night folks, when the amazing Wi******er Playa Fañabe, becomes the Swingchester 🎙🕺🏽💃🏻🕺🏽💃🏻🎉
A venue you want to be in, and a show you don’t want to miss 💯
Live and Swingin from 9.30 tonight. So be there, or be square… but don’t forget to bring your Swing baby 🕺🏽💃🏻🕺🏽💃🏻🕺🏽

22/11/2023

As many of you know, I have been asking for help in relation to accommodation…
This is now a desperate plea for help!!!!🙏
My search for an apartment is driving me insane 😩
It has become almost a full time job 😩
Half of those advertised are scammers 🤬 half of the other half simply don’t respond 🤬 and the remaining 25% want all your worldly belongings, and some of your friends belongings to, just to get the key for an extortionately priced apartment 😏
I’ve just been asked for 6 months advance rent, 2 months deposit, and 1 months agent fee (which is supposedly illegal 🤷🏼‍♂️) for an apartment at €1,200 a month (worth about 6 or 700 at best) that’s almost €10,000 to get the key 😱😩🤷🏼‍♂️
The rental market here is totally insane 😩 and I’m stuck in the thick of it.

So, I am pleading with everyone I know, If you have anything , even short term 🤔 maybe for a month or two or three, please please please get in touch 🙏
Time is running out for me 😏 and I need a miracle 🙏 if you can offer something or think you may know someone who can, then I implore you to contact me 🙏

I need help 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Please 🙏 there must be someone out there who would be happy with a good clean responsible tenant , without wanting everything they own in order to offer them a rental 🤷🏼‍♂️

SOS!!!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏

19/11/2023

Rounding off the week down at the Market Tavern Los Cris tonight for the Sunday session at 10pm 🎙🕺🏽💃🏻🎉
Always a great night 🎉 so come and be part of it 🕺🏽💃🏻🕺🏽💃🏻🕺🏽
See you there… if you ain’t square 😉🎙💃🏻🕺🏽💃🏻🕺🏽🎉💯

18/11/2023

Saturday night it’s Santa Maria Hotel, Flynn & Flannigans bar at 9pm 🎙🕺🏽🎉
Then the Pheasant Plucker San Eugenio at 10.30 🎙🕺🏽🎉 2 great venues, 2 great shows 😉 what’s not to like 🤔
Swing by, say hi… but don’t forget to bring your Swing baby 🕺🏽💃🏻🕺🏽💃🏻🎉

17/11/2023

A great night at the Wi******er last night, and due to sickness, I’m back there tonight covering for a colleague. So first it’s the Market Tavern Los Cris for the sunset session 🌅 🎙🕺🏽💃🏻🎉🍻🍹🌅 booking strongly advised, showtime 6.30 😉
Then back to the Swingchester for 9.30 🎙🕺🏽💃🏻🕺🏽💃🏻🕺🏽🎉
Swing by, say hi 😉 and let’s swing into the weekend in style 🕺🏽🎙😎

16/11/2023

Had a lil break over the last few days 😉 but back in the game tonight 🎙🕺🏽🎉😎
It’s the amazing Wi******er Playa Fañabe from 9.30 🎙🕺🏽💃🏻🎉🍻🍹😉
Always a Swingin night 🕺🏽💃🏻🕺🏽💃🏻🕺🏽💃🏻

Friday you can catch me at the Market Tavern Los Cris for the Swingin Sunset 🌅 session from 6.30 🎙🕺🏽💃🏻👌

Saturday it’s the Santa Maria hotel at Flynn & Flannigans bar from 9pm 🎙🕺🏽
Then on to the Pheasant Plucker from 10.30 🎙💃🏻🕺🏽🎉

Sunday we round things off back at the Market Tavern, Los Cris, live and Swingin from 10 o’clock 🎙🕺🏽🎉🍻

Plenty of chances to see the most authentic swing show in Tenerife 💯
So don’t be no fool 🤔 cools the rule 😎swings the thing 🎙🕺🏽💃🏻 be there or be square 😉🕺🏽💃🏻🎉🍻🍹🌅😎

13/11/2023

Devastated at the passing of a dear friend and great talent , Steve Johnson 😢 he will be sadly missed by us all 🙏💙 one of life’s gentlemen 💯
RIP Dear friend 🙏💙🙏💙

12/11/2023

Just over an hour till showtime at the Market Tavern Los Cris 😉 last one of the week so Swing by, say hi and let’s finish on a high 🎉🕺🏽💃🏻🍻😉
Especially after such an amazing day 😱 I won every catagory at this years TEAs 🎉 still in shock 😂😂😂😂😂

12/11/2023

Well it’s TEA Day today 🎉 but it’s business as usual for the rest of us 😉 so if your out and about this afternoon you can catch me at Sloops Bar Puerto Colon from 3.30 🎙🕺🏽🍻🎉
And again tonight for my last show of the week at the Market Tavern Los Cristianos from 10pm 🎙🕺🏽💃🏻🍻🎉😉
So swing by and say hi 😉 but don’t forget to bring your swing baby 🕺🏽💃🏻🕺🏽💃🏻🕺🏽🎉😉

11/11/2023

2 shows tonight folks, both a bit different 🤔
At 9pm I’m performing my Sinatra tribute show with live band at the Hovima hotel Costa Adeje 🎙🕺🏽🎻🎹🎸🥁👌 and onto the Pheasant plucker San Eugenio for my Godfather of Swing show at 10.30 🎙🕺🏽🎉 where we always have a Plucking ball 🎉🕺🏽💃🏻🍻😉
And both shows are dedicated to my brother today, marking 11 years since I lost him 🙏💙🙏💙

10/11/2023

Here’s one for the diary for all my pals down that way 😉
Tenerife Nights cones to the famous Circus Tavern for one night on the 13th of April 2024 🎙💃🏻🕺🏽🎉🍻💯
A top class line up of some of Tenerife’s finest artist 👌
Tickets on sale now!!!!
This is one not to be missed 😉
Hope to see a few familiar faces there 🤞
Contact the venue for ticket info, but be quick… they’re selling fast 😉

10/11/2023

It’s The Friday Sunset Session at the Market Tavern Los Cris this evening folks 🎙🕺🏽🌅
If you’ve not reserved your table yet, then get your finger out 😉 as it gets packed 😉 for 2 hours of Swingin tunes, laughs, dancing, fish, chips, and Swingin hips 👌 all whilst watching the beautiful sunset 🌅
What better way to kick start the weekend 🤔🤷🏼‍♂️
Showtime 6.30 🎙🕺🏽😉 So be there, or be square… and don’t forget to bring your Swing baby 🕺🏽💃🏻🕺🏽💃🏻🕺🏽🎉🍻🌅

09/11/2023

It’s that time of the week folks 😉
When the amazing Wi******er becomes the Swingchester 🎙🕺🏽🎉
So book your table at the best beach front venue in Adeje 👌 showtime 9.30 😉 don’t be no square.. get yourself there 😉 and don’t forget to bring your Swing baby 🕺🏽💃🏻🕺🏽💃🏻🕺🏽🍻🥂🎉

08/11/2023

Taking bookings for Christmas Day and NYE…

Available Christmas Day anytime except 5-6pm

Available NYE anytime except 9-10.30pm

If you want a classy, cool and upbeat Christmas show, don’t hesitate to contact me 😉

Feliz Navidad 🎉