So ‘hopeless’ Matt’s been caught in a clinch,
Not a metre apart -hardly even an inch,
He told us ‘Hands. Face. Space. fresh air’,
But once his ardour was roused, he did not care,
It’s not anyone’s business if you have a fling,
But cronyism and double standards are another thing,
You clearly appointed your Oxford educated honey,
In a paid role funded by taxpayers’ hard earned money,
But then a video emerged - albeit fleeting,
It perfectly captured your ‘hands on’ meeting,
The hidden camera filmed the lot,
A liaison that was smokin’ hot,
You didn’t even try to make amends,
You were obviously more than old Uni friends,
And yet again with the ultimate ease,
You became the Minister for hypocritical sleaze,
Now a jobless joke of a clueless clown,
Close the lift doors - the only way is down. #matthancock #torysleaze #ammunitionforpoems #hiddencamera #caughtintheact #ministerforstealth #haplesshancock #odetomatthancock #topicalpoem #politicalpop #ministerforhypocrisy #hancockaffair
Oh birdie singing way up in the tree,
Your melody is winging its way to me,
I stand and listen and I’m in awe,
For your song is beautiful, poignant and raw,
You remind me that though for so much I’m yearning,
Life is there and the world keeps turning. #songthrush #birdsong #personalisedpoems #timetorhyme #vixenofverse #partnerinrhyme #contemplation
Inspired by #conradburdekin My great nephew and talented young poet, Kaelan (my new assistant) finding joy in playing with words. #conradburdekin #rhymingfun #youngpoet #wordsarefun #childrenspoems #sillyverse #runsinthefamily😉
Im an infuriated fox today! I just cannot believe the stupidity and selfishness of those people that buy everything up leaving nothing for others.
Poetry on the hoof! Just make it up when you’re moved to - I do! #alwayswriting #poetryprowler #makeitupasigo #whynot #sayitinrhyme #vixenofverse
New words to Christmas carols? No problem!