Jingle Cat Visits

Jingle Cat Visits Offering personal and virtual visits to bring some happiness all year round, for any occasion! Covering much of East and West Sussex, into Kent and Surrey.
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Other areas may be considered - or we always have zoom!

I’ve missed a week, sorry Jingle joke fans! What’s the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog?The man wea...
02/07/2024

I’ve missed a week, sorry Jingle joke fans!

What’s the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog?
The man wears a suit, the dog just pants.
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What lives at the bottom of the sea with a six gun?
Billy the Squid.

What did the mosquito say when he saw a camel’s hump?
Gee, did I do that?

How many skunks does it take to stink out a room?
A phew.
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More tomorrow! 💚♥️🧡

The WI and the Search and Rescue team are very good, kind and helpful so you should definitely support this if you’re ab...
30/06/2024

The WI and the Search and Rescue team are very good, kind and helpful so you should definitely support this if you’re able! 💚♥️🧡

Time for Jingle Cat’s jokes of the week!What’s white on the outside, green on the inside and hops? A frog sandwich. What...
19/06/2024

Time for Jingle Cat’s jokes of the week!

What’s white on the outside, green on the inside and hops?
A frog sandwich.

What does a porcupine have for lunch?
A hamburger with prickles.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat?
An animal that chases itself.

How can you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?
A rabbit looks nothing like a gorilla.

What did the goose say when he got cold?
“I have people-bumps!”

What lies down a hundred feet in the air?
A centipede.

😹😹😹 Brilliant!

Have a jingletactic week! 💚❤️🧡

What did the skunk say when the wind changed direction?Ahhhh, it’s all coming back to me now.Why did the viper vipe her ...
12/06/2024

What did the skunk say when the wind changed direction?
Ahhhh, it’s all coming back to me now.

Why did the viper vipe her nose?
Because the adder ‘ad ‘er ‘ankerchief.

What’s the best way to catch a rabbit?
Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a lettuce.

What goes 99 bonk?
A centipede with a wooden leg.

Why do cows use the doorbell?
Because their horns don’t work!

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Have a jingling great week! 💚❤️🧡

05/06/2024

😹😹😹😹 oooh these are funny!

What has two legs and two tails?
A lizard flipping a coin.

How do you hire a horse?
Put four bricks under his feet.

What should you know if you want to be a lion tamer?
More than the lion.

Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her.

What’s bright blue and very heavy?
An elephant holding its breath.

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29/05/2024

Had a good week? Have some jokes to make sure!

How do you make toast in the jungle?
Put your bread under a gorilla.

What was the tortoise doing on the motorway? About the miles an hour!

How do you tell which end of a worm is the head?
Tickle him in the middle and watch where it smiles.

What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment.

How do you stop an elephant from smiling?
Tie a knot in his trunk.

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22/05/2024

Jokes jokes jokes!

Why didn’t the piglets listen to their father?
Because he was a boar.

Where can you buy ancient elephants?
At a mammoth sale.

Why did the lion spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny.

What did the beaver say to the tree?
It’s been nice gnawing you.

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Hope your week is jinglemazing!

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17/05/2024

This might be better - some examples of poems written and delivered by Jingle Cat! 💚❤️🧡

Got a special occasion coming up? Let Jingle Cat help! You can get one of the characters to deliver a special, personali...
17/05/2024

Got a special occasion coming up? Let Jingle Cat help! You can get one of the characters to deliver a special, personalised poem! Contact me to arrange it, and let me have some information for the poem. See the comments (I hope!) for some examples. 💚❤️🧡

More jokes! What do you get if you cross an alligator with a camera?A snapshot. Why do elephants’ tusks stick out?Becaus...
15/05/2024

More jokes!

What do you get if you cross an alligator with a camera?
A snapshot.

Why do elephants’ tusks stick out?
Because their parents can’t afford braces!

What’s the biggest moth in the world?
A mam-moth.

What’s the biggest mouse in the world?
A hippopotamouse.

What’s green, wiggly, and goes “hith”?
A snake with a lisp.

Hope you’ve had a jingletastic week!

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I lent Swoove with Cat my Easter Fairy tutu yesterday - I think it did the job! Hope everyone had fun at Swoove With Lor...
12/05/2024

I lent Swoove with Cat my Easter Fairy tutu yesterday - I think it did the job! Hope everyone had fun at Swoove With Lorna’s Swooveathon! 💚❤️🧡

Go smash those exams! 💚❤️🧡
10/05/2024

Go smash those exams! 💚❤️🧡

Jingle Cat’s jokes are back! What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?It was an udder catastrophe!Wh...
08/05/2024

Jingle Cat’s jokes are back!

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?
It was an udder catastrophe!

What do you call 🤭 an unmarried moth? 😹😹😹
Myth. 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

How does an elephant get down from a tree?
He sits on a leaf and waits for fall.

What do you get from nervous cows?
Milk shakes.

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Have a fun filled week! 💚❤️🧡

Some jokes for you! Why do tigers eat raw meat?Because they can’t cook.Now you see it, now you don’t, now you see it, no...
02/05/2024

Some jokes for you!

Why do tigers eat raw meat?
Because they can’t cook.

Now you see it, now you don’t, now you see it, now you don’t. What is it?
A black cat on a zebra crossing!

**using the crossing of course**

What is big, green and has a trunk?
An unripe elephant.

I WILL keep the jokes coming, promise…I hope! 💚❤️🧡

28/04/2024

It’s ‘Clean Comedy Day’! Tell me your favourites jokes below - keeping them clean of course! 💚❤️🧡

Available from me too! 💚❤️🧡
27/04/2024

Available from me too! 💚❤️🧡

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The Easter Bunny might be a bit busy, but you can always get the Easter Fairy to drop your eggs and other presents off! ...
28/03/2024

The Easter Bunny might be a bit busy, but you can always get the Easter Fairy to drop your eggs and other presents off! She’ll even read your little ones a story! 💚❤️🧡

24/03/2024

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16/03/2024

The jokes are back!

What do you call a fly when it retires?
A flew.

How can you tell an elephant from a banana?
Try to lift it up. If you can’t, it’s either an elephant or a heavy banana.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with peanut butter?
Either an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth or peanut butter that never forgets.

What game do elephants play in a Volkswagen?
Squash!

What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
Anything, he can’t hear you!

With the wait eh! 💚❤️🧡

I met The Mad Hatter! He’s making some amazing balloon animals and characters! 💚❤️🧡
16/03/2024

I met The Mad Hatter! He’s making some amazing balloon animals and characters! 💚❤️🧡

I’m off duty today, but have come to a fair to let you know I’m still around and haven’t stopped offering visits! Head d...
16/03/2024

I’m off duty today, but have come to a fair to let you know I’m still around and haven’t stopped offering visits! Head down to Briarpatch Spring Fair in Victoria Baptist Church on Eldon Road, Eastbourne. 💚❤️🧡

I’m getting back to a fair! Come along and see us all 🫶🏼💚❤️🧡💃🏼
01/03/2024

I’m getting back to a fair! Come along and see us all 🫶🏼💚❤️🧡💃🏼

25/02/2024

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