Jingle Cat Visits

Jingle Cat Visits Offering personal and virtual visits to bring some happiness all year round, for any occasion! Covering much of East and West Sussex, into Kent and Surrey.

Other areas may be considered - or we always have zoom!

It’s time for Jingle Cat’s joke of the week…but there’s one I don’t like so you’ll have to check the photos for the punc...
18/12/2024

It’s time for Jingle Cat’s joke of the week…but there’s one I don’t like so you’ll have to check the photos for the punchline.
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Why did the balloon burst?
Because it saw the soda pop!

What do all the Smiths in the phone book have in common?
They all have telephones.

Why do service stations always lock their bathrooms?
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They are afraid someone might clean them.
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What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
(See photo).

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?
To get to the other side.

Have a jingletastic week!

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15/12/2024
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13/12/2024

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Have you had a good week? Been good, kind and helpful? Good! 🫶🏼How did the rocket lose his job?He was fired.What’s yello...
11/12/2024

Have you had a good week? Been good, kind and helpful? Good! 🫶🏼

How did the rocket lose his job?
He was fired.

What’s yellow and wears a mask?
The Lone Banana.

What has many rings but no fingers?
A telephone.

What do you get if you jump into the Red Sea?
Wet.
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What’s brown and sticky?
A stick

What do you call a lazy toy?
An inaction figure.

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Have a jingling great week! 💚♥️🧡

Some more jokes for you!Where do you find giant snails?At the ends of their fingers. Name three inventions that have hel...
11/12/2024

Some more jokes for you!

Where do you find giant snails?
At the ends of their fingers.

Name three inventions that have helped man up in the world.
The elevator, the ladder, and the alarm clock.

What’s brown, hairy, and has no legs but walks?
Dad’s socks.

How do you saw the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.

What’s easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble.

Why isn’t my nose twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.

Can you see a change in me?
No, why?
Because I swallowed twenty pence.

Oh dear! 😹

Have a jinglemazing week!

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The time you’ve all been waiting for…Jingle Cat’s jokes of the week!What’s the nearest thing to silver?The Lone Ranger’s...
04/12/2024

The time you’ve all been waiting for…Jingle Cat’s jokes of the week!

What’s the nearest thing to silver?
The Lone Ranger’s bottom!

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?
The same middle name!

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can’t!

What’s the easiest way to get on tv?
Sit on it!

What has four legs and doesn’t walk?
A table.

Come back next week for more! 💚♥️🧡

I met Santa and a real elf! 💚♥️🧡
30/11/2024

I met Santa and a real elf! 💚♥️🧡

It’s brilliant! 💚♥️🧡
30/11/2024

It’s brilliant! 💚♥️🧡

I’ll be off duty today, but head along to see us all! 💚♥️🧡
30/11/2024

I’ll be off duty today, but head along to see us all! 💚♥️🧡

Another lot of jokes for you!What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back to you?A stick.Where was the Declaratio...
27/11/2024

Another lot of jokes for you!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back to you?
A stick.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom.

Why does lightning shock people?
It doesn’t know how to conduct itself.

What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
Stop going in circles and get to the point!

Hope your well is jingling great! 💚♥️🧡

20/11/2024

Time for my jokes of the week!

What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner.

Where did the King keep his armies?
Up his sleevies.
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Why was the maths book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
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What’s the letter that ends everything?
The letter G.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.

What do you call a man with an elephant on his head?
Squashed.

I have ten legs, twenty arms, and fifty-four feet. What am I?

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Wait for it…

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Ready?!

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A liar! 😹😹😹😹

What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I’ll just hang around.

Have a jinglemazing week! 💚♥️🧡

The jokes ran out again! 🤦🏼‍♀️Awww, this first one is sweet! What did the little light bulb say to its Mum?I wuv you wat...
14/11/2024

The jokes ran out again! 🤦🏼‍♀️

Awww, this first one is sweet!

What did the little light bulb say to its Mum?
I wuv you watts and watts.

Why did the teacher wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.

Why do toadstools grow so close together?
They don’t need mushroom.

What did the judge say to the dentist?
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

What happens when the Queen burps?
She issues a royal pardon.

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Have a jingletastic week! 💚♥️🧡

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09/11/2024

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Exciting news!
Jingle Cat Visits will be at our Christmas cracker!
Find her with Santa 🎅

What a jingling great morning at Swoove With Lorna’s annual fundraising class! It was really good to meet all your Swoov...
31/10/2024

What a jingling great morning at Swoove With Lorna’s annual fundraising class! It was really good to meet all your Swoovers, and that cake was soooooooo good! 💚♥️🧡

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