Clare McCartney's Comedy Nights

21/12/2023

19/12/2023

Looking for acting work for a few more weeks on Spotlight and then I’m hanging up my boots because it’s a mugs game full of disappointment:

29/11/2023

BGT comedian's fury at David Walliams payout - Clare Harrison McCartney believes she was the target of ex-judge's misognistic comments

27/11/2023

The walliams thing has blown up again like herpes & this is how some people think. Nobody needs to see that 😂🤡.No disrespect to women who do it, but I could never do it as I live in fear from some of the blokes here in these flats .Why would I want to do only fans? I’d rather live off chi.

12/11/2023

https://youtube.com/shorts/ecwCrDcvQHU?si=rVGgKXHFnkCOEvkk

11/11/2023

Happy Diwali 🪔 xx

Mother Sita Devi in India 2000.She was one of my yoga teachers, when I learnt how to teach yoga. She was awesome and very very old and very very funny.

21/10/2023

What would your chosen / favourite dance be on Strictly? Mind would be a Paso. Id give it the right biggen in that dance 💃 🔥 . It’s never going to happen though, I’ll just carry on being ill in my council flat. I’m not bitter at all.
What would your dance be?

21/10/2023

This is what I was doing nine years ago on this day. Wish I was still that slim.

Frank Bruno came to manor of Groves Hotel and I got got interview him for HTV. It is not every day you meet a legend.

15/10/2023

Is there anyone who can take on the business side of my comedy film Luck Court please? I can’t take the stress of dealing with trying to get it on Netflix or Amazon. I just want to write it, cast it and perform in it. I was unwell last year after filming from the pilot from the stress of organising it all myself. I really need someone to help me . I’m writing it In the winter and planning on filming next summer and after it’s edited, I’m planning on putting it on Netflix or Amazon . This is where I need someone to help me as I’m not very good at the business bit.

Thank you everyone who responded to my other post . I really appreciate your input and it’s something to think about.

I know luck court isn’t going to be everyone’s taste . It’s working class comedy and not everyone gets it, but they loved us in USA , Italy , India and London, but we did get turned away a lot in this country . It’s about the message in the film that I want to get across aswell as the comedy.

If there is anyone who can help next year with the business side of things as in getting the film on Netflix or Amazon, please as my health won’t take the stress and I’ll end up in the loony bin as I get sensory overload and can only take so much on.

I know I need a producer but I didn’t get one. I put the pilot on Edinburgh fringe to attract a producer, but Steve coogan from baby cow didn’t turn up at my door. It looks like I’ve got to do it alone with my sh*te shoe string company Rough diamond. I have a potential investor and I know it’s a huge risk putting your money into a film that might not generate money back. It’s a huge gamble.

I watched Kevin and Perry the other night and forgot how funny that film is. It’s not for everyone and neither is luck court, but it’s important to keep working class voices alive . The next part of luck court is going to be the funniest and I wanted to give space to comedians to express themselves . I wrote a script for luck court pilot and as much as i love lines - not the ones on my fore head heard from stress, I loved the improv some of the comedians bought to the role. I’m diverting now, but if anyone has knowledge of putting films on Netflix and Amazon please contact me. Thanks for reading this.

13/10/2023

10/10/2023

I can’t believe I’ve been nominated for a panache award for the past charity events I put on in Harlow. I’ve done them for a few years now. This year will be the first year I haven’t done it as it’s exhausting , but it’s nice to have been nominated for the past charity events I’ve put on in Harlow . Last year we did food bank. We’ve done streets to homes , children in need , Princess Alexandra hospital and rock school. I’d like to do more in the future but for now, I’m going to do a charity song called Don’t look back and donate it to Mind mental health charity because they have helped me in the past. It’s a song about never looking back on the past and moving forward.
I’m singing my song: Shine your light on this special evening and there are great acts on the bill. Please come along for a glamorous fun evening to the Hilton in Wembley on 26th nov. Tickets from panache global entertainment https://www.panacheglobalentertainment.com/

10/10/2023

I can’t believe I’ve been nominated for a panache award for the past charity events I put on in Harlow. I’ve done them for a few years now. This year will be the first year I haven’t done it as it’s exhausting , but it’s nice to have been nominated for the past charity events I’ve put on in Harlow . Last year we did food bank. We’ve done streets to homes , children in need and rock school. I’d like to do more in the future but for now, I’m going to do a charity song called Don’t look back and donate it to Mind mental health charity because they have helped me in the past. It’s a song about never looking back on the past and moving forward.
I’m singing my song: Shine your light on this special evening and there are great acts on the bill. Please come along for a glamorous fun evening to the Hilton in Wembley on 26th nov. Tickets from panache global entertainment https://www.panacheglobalentertainment.com/

08/10/2023

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08/10/2023

The whole David walliams gate is back in the papers like herpes. Dragging my name through it. I did this ten months ago in my defence , when it first appeared in the rags. I spoke for so long YouTube cut me off after fifty mins but I get my point across . You should always stand up for yourself, even if your voice shakes.

My story. My truth and what happened. My phone cut out after 49 minutes because it ran out of memory. Probably a good thing because I can talk and talk about...

27/09/2023

They are using those bloody photos of me again in the newspapers standing on the palladium stage looking like Les Dawson shagged Ru Paul’s drag race ffs. BGT is like herpes- it never goes away.

21/09/2023

Some really good monologues tonight on bbc EastEnders. That one from Alfie just now was excellent. We always knew Kat slater and Phil Mitchell would get together, especially when we did Backenders a few years ago. They are getting married and Kat has her token gunt belt on - like Sharon wears high heels 👠 in bed 😂.

20/09/2023

It definitely says itchy c**k in this song 😂😂😂

20/09/2023

Does it say itchy c**k in this song ? 😂

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07/09/2023

Nothing But a Dream by Clare McCartney is released today 07/09/2023
I wrote this as a poem in 2020. Its quite a spiritual song .

It is available through all good streaming and download sites.

02/09/2023

My weekly vlog where I talk sh*te, but we did win best comedy at medusa film festival in USA so I’m chatting about that and other sh*te.

02/09/2023

My weekly vlog. We won best comedy at medusa film festival in Las Vegas.

My weekly vlog. We won best comedy at Medusa Film Festival in USA. The Medusa Underground Film Festival is a three day event in Las Vegas, NV showcasing unde...