04/06/2016
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In Search of the Champ
It was 1968. After the Pope and Richard Nixon, Muhammad Ali was the most famous man on earth, and he had moved into a house about a half a mile away from my own. Well, that’s what John Brennon said.
JB always said things like that. Thinking back on it, he was a most unusual kid. At the age of 10 he read the newspaper and drank coffee every morning. He was sharp in both wit and temperament. He was often my best friend but my mother didn’t like him. She thought he was a wise ass and she was right. I have no idea what happened to JB. If I heard he was a millionaire industrialist or a permanent inmate in a rehab centre, neither would surprise me.
On a glorious spring Saturday JB showed up at my house with The Gang. Flanking JB was: Tommy H – a natural-born innocent that we took delight in corrupting. He had a mop of sandy hair and big Bambi eyes that I’m sure must have made him popular with the ladies later in life. Peter D - a good level-headed guy. Just the sort of bloke you want on a dangerous expedition. And Eddy Mo – a short dark kid with an impish laugh that allowed him to get away with anything. It was usually Eddy that got us into trouble - but you could never get mad at him.
Having the gang at my house was an unusual event. I lived at the edge of the parish. It took me half an hour to walk to the closest of my classmate’s homes – 45 minutes to one I liked. Getting my friends to trek all the way to my house was a chore. JB had brought the gang because we were going on an expedition to find Muhammad Ali’s house and we would have to cross the great divide – Route 1, City Line Avenue. We weren’t allowed to cross City Line. I lived in Green Hill Farms, the first Philadelphia suburb going west. My neighbourhood was pretty well off, mainly Jewish. (I am one of the few Christian kids that got beat up by the Jewish kids on the way to school.) The other side of City Line was… well, it was The City. We always imagined that just past those four busy lanes of traffic was an instant Gomorrah where the kids wore leather and picked their teeth with switchblades. I know now that just over City Line Ave. is some of the most expensive real estate within the Philly boundaries but back then we thought we were off to infiltrate ‘the hood’.
We left my house and headed west so my mom wouldn’t get suspicious then doubled back through a convoluted route until we arrived at the great divide. It was actually quite difficult to cross City Line. It was, and still is, a very busy road. Jaywalking across it would be certain death and traffic lights were few and far between. It probably took us the better part of an hour to reach the road we could have gotten to in fifteen minutes but finally we found ourselves on a beautiful street that on one side sported huge mansions and on the other open parkland. JB confidently stated that this was the road that Muhammad Ali lived on. JB gave no details on how he knew this was The Champ’s street but he was the brains of the gang so, none of us doubted him.
“Which house?” I asked.
That JB didn’t know. Nor did he know if we were even allowed to be on this street, so just to be safe we ducked into the park and hid in a clump of bushes. There we waited for ages in the greenery hoping for a glance of the finest pugilist of the age.
From our stakeout we saw a large black man let himself into the house opposite. He was obviously not Ali but we were such insulated white suburban kids that just the sight of a black man made us decide that – this must be the place.
Tommy H had seen an episode of Combat that very week where the soldiers decided on who was to take a su***de mission by drawing straws. We snapped twigs off the bush we were hiding in and JB held them in his fist. I drew the short one.
It was a very long and slow trip across the street. I walked up to what I remember as a very large door and knocked. It quickly opened and there standing in front of me was the man himself – Muhammad Ali – the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world – and he was shirtless! After a few failed attempts I finally said, “Can I have your autograph? ”
He invited me into his house through a winding corridor entirely panelled with mirrors that he shadowboxed in as we walked. In the most sumptuous living room I had ever seen (it had a TV sunk into the wall) his very young daughter was playing on a toy typewriter. He took a letter-sized piece of paper out of it and wrote, “To John from the Heavyweight Champion of the World – Muhammad Ali.”
Then he took another piece of paper out of the typewriter and asked, “How many of your pals are hiding in those bushes?” I said “Four,” and he drew two vertical and two horizontal lines on the paper, like a giant tic-tac-toe game and signed his name six times – once in each square. “You can sell the other two at school,” he said. He walked me back to the door and asked me where I lived. He talked about inviting the neighbourhood kids around to watch films of his fights. It never happened but I have no doubt that he meant it. He came out on the front lawn with me, shook my hand and then threw a fake punch to my stomach. He waved to my friends in the bushes and went back inside. I could see their open mouths from there.
That autograph was my most precious possession and I kept it in my little grey safe - the combination of which was: right -0, left-40, right-0. When I went to university my parents moved and the safe disappeared - along with my Spiderman comic book collection. Mothers.
John Lenahan’s Novel Shadowmagic is published by Harper Collins
John Lenahan
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