Arno Whitaker

01/05/2024

Talking with podcast about The Blade in the Angel’s Shadow, the always surprising Dr Dee, whisky, vinyl, grapeshot, and supermarket mace attacks.

Andy Darby is back in Derry and Toms to talk about his all-new novel, The Blade in the Angel’s Shadow!Enochian madness, brutal sieges, swordplay and the machinations of the Elizabethan court …

30/04/2024

My novel 'The Blade in the Angel's Shadow' is up on Reedsy from tomorrow. You can read the first chapter, and there are bookshop links. Please go and have a look ⚔️

Reedsy Discovery

Synopsis: Infamous swordswoman Captain Lament Evyngar awaits ex*****on in the Tower of London, charged with heresy and attempted regicide, but all is not as it seems. Unwittingly entangled in the schemes of the Angels, she recounts her tale to the Queen’s sorcerer, Dr Dee, who...

14/09/2023

Check out my short story 'Muse' on Reedsy

I can feel the wind bl...

17/08/2022

Don’t support that dirty, stinking Monkey and his NFTs!

As we get ready to launch Volume 2 of The Chronicles of The Monkey God in October we're both celebrating and experimenting with creating the first NFT's based on the Monkey - and as a subscriber to The Monkey's newsletter we wanted to give you advanced notice of what's going on. So on August 25th w...

08/04/2022

What would The Monkey do?
http://getbook.at/MeandTheMonkey
BAD PRESS INK

05/08/2021

I am choosing to ignore the scandalous lies perpetrated by The Monkey and his accomplices. Rather I want to celebrate the brave men and women of the Illuminati and particularly our new batch of super soldiers created here at Brightstorm.

Let’s look to a glorious future directed by us and not the chaotic nonsense of this so-called Monkey God!

Judge for yourself: http://getbook.at/MeandTheMonkey

28/07/2021

The Monkey is a menace and must be stopped! He is popping up everywhere and we of the Illuminated Ones will not have it. Anyone caught reading these downright slanderous lies will be sent to one of our re-education camps. You have been warned.

I don't think it's inappropriate to describe "Me and The Monkey" as The Laundry Files meets Fight Club.

23/07/2021

I urge you not to read this!!!

The Chronicle of the Monkey Gods Volume I

11/07/2021

That damn simian seems to have a book about him, and it is very unflattering towards me. I would get my lawyers involved but I feel a more 'personal' touch is needed...

02/07/2021

Using the Black Hole Technology™ which we at Brightstorm have developed and perfected we will be able to send our forces anywhere in the world instantly to spread the love and joy of the Illuminated Ones.

PS. Do not believe anything said by The Monkey or his associates about them having discovered it first. There will be a reckoning, the dirty simian...

29/06/2021

Totalitarianism – such a contentious word, after all, doesn’t it depend upon your point of view?

The Illuminated Ones, the future world leaders, believe in guiding firmly but lovingly towards the final goal of integration, a utopia in which you never need think again. I have heard it described as a ‘benevolent tyranny’ but these are really just semantics that get in the way of the bigger picture, that future in which you are all one, led by those who know the ultimate truth 🙂

28/06/2021

28/06/2021

People often say to me 'Mr Whitaker', (they are always very polite), 'do you think that someday soon we will be able to live in peace and harmony under the one benevolent global rule of the Illuminated Ones?'

Well, my friends, I can tell you that day is closer than you think. A day when science and obedience will sweep away the petty differences that separate the peoples of the world and those who submit will no longer be at the mercy of life’s petty tyrannies.

This is the future 🙂

25/06/2021

Climate change - a new Horseman of the Apocalypse?

Maybe, but in reality, it is just a symptom of a world out of control, of humanity allowed to do whatever it wants.

At Brightstorm we see a future in which the Apocalypse is no longer a certainty, a future in which we are all part of the one machine moving forwards in harmony, led by a single World Government, controlled by the Illuminated Ones.

Utopia is possible my friends, but you need to give up your selfish desire for freedom and individuality. It can be your choice and be an easy transition, but act now before it is no longer a choice...🙂