Yew Wots Staffs and Stuffs.

04/09/2024

New selection of books made, including a mimic book, necromancer book and......a book covered in eyeballs? 🤷‍♂️

Available directly through me, at Game On in penzance or this weekend at

02/09/2024

Happy Monday everyone!!

Just finished a couple of hats over the weekend, really pleased with how they've turned out.

Both up for grabs if you're interested 😁

Also, at the end of the week, which is gonna be a whole lot of chaotic fun 😁 😂

29/08/2024

Just finished a commison wizards hat.....looking hella sick.

25/08/2024

All set up and ready to rock, come down and see us 😁😁

24/08/2024

By popular demand we'll be having our famous lembas bread...aka freshly baked shortbread at the stall tomorrow.

It does come with a warning though, it's almost impossible to have just one slice.

24/08/2024

Three wizards hats aged and adorned with all sorts of precious stone and thing.

Ready for tomorrow, looking forward to seeing you all there 😁

23/08/2024

Working on some witch/wizard hats for the Cornish Ren Fair this weekend. Just need to add some personal touches and weathering and we are golden.

www.cornishrenfaire.com

It's gonna be awesome!

Also, if you want a personalised hat, gimme a shout. 😁

18/08/2024

Day 2 of , looks like it's gonna be a hot one.

18/08/2024

Just finished setting up at . Come down and see us, we'll be here all weekend

11/08/2024

Really pleased to announce the latest staff member of Yew Wots Staffs and Stuffs......Ron

06/08/2024

Just finished restocking Game On Cornwall! Come down and have a look oooorrrrrrr if you're far away but see something you like, gimme a shout and I'll get it posted up to you 😁😁😁

05/08/2024

I've been a bit slack with the posts lately. I just wanted to give a massive thank you to Chaosgate for an action-packed weekend of larping!

Now it's time to get our heads down to restock for , which is gonna be amazing.

Started stocking soft leather bracers and well as branching out into metal armour.

Stay tuned for that in the near future.

30/06/2024

Just wanted to say a massive thank you to Chaosgate for being the first larp event for hosting out stall, it was an amazing weekend and loved speaking to everyone there and really appreciate the overwhelming positive comments from everyone.

Also I wanted to thank everyone who helped out with the kids adventure, you were all amazing.....August is going to be even bigger and better!

28/06/2024

Whoop whoop! Yew Wots Staffs and Stuffs is now mobile!

Heading to Chaosgate larp for a weekend of fun and shenanigans!!

Come see us there!!

24/06/2024

We at Yew Wots Staffs and Stuffs are getting well into the larp mood.

Only 4 days until we head over to the first larp event we'll be trading at, Chaosgate larp.
Deep in sunny Cornwall, it's going to be their first weekend event since the storms destroyed their tavern and it's looking like it's going to be a good one!

Head over to Chaosgate and check it out!

Hope to see everyone there!

18/06/2024

Just finished making some props for the upcoming film Grail (https://m.imdb.com/title/tt10262308/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk).
Really pleased with how these have turned out.

Back to the other commissions and stock again 😁

12/06/2024

'Ello all, Yew Wot 'Ere! Your very own sneaky goblin trader!

I've got quite the treat for you all today!

In my travels I've found a lovely example of a dragonbone hammer. The total length is just shy of 5 feet, and it's weighed in the base, which makes it a pleasure to cave people's heads in with.
This can be yours for the tiny sum of £115.00 with £20.00 delivery (I think the couriers are run by money hungry dwaves) or it can be collected from sunny Cornwall.

Little known fact, dragons actually have teeth and because of their diet they suffer terribly from tooth decay (expecially the acid dragons), which is why they are so grumpy.

Become the envy of everyone and if they don't envy you, beat them into a pulp with it.

Next up are two beautiful bone longswords, 42" in length. £80.00 each with £8.50 postage. Reinforced with the finest of steel, these beauties are sure to maim even the strongest of foe!

Finally I've got two stunning bone daggers, 19" long, not much to say on these as the pictures tell a million words, everyone wants them but they can be yours for the bargain price of £30.00 each with £4.50 postage.

Looking to shift these quickly as there has been a VERY angry barbarian and several angry dragons who are missing appendages trying to hunt me down since I 'acquired' them.

Anyways, until next time!

11/06/2024

The next batch of weapons is finished, some commissions and some for sale.

Gonna get them photographed and up for sale in the next couple of days

04/06/2024

04/06/2024

Just finished restocking and it's bursting at the seams with larp weaponry goodness!

Come down and visit or alternatively if you see anything you like in the photos give me a shout and I'll nab it for you!

Good times!

03/06/2024

The next round of weapons are ready to start the latexing process.

Got bone swords, bone daggers, a two handed bone hammer, some steel weapons and a few other bits and pieces.

They are gonna look sick when they finished

01/06/2024

'Ello all! Yew Wot 'Ere, your loveable goblin trader!

Today's offering is a wonderful steel battle axe, 40" in length. Originally from a guard who took an arrow to the knee but can now be yours!

Alternatively, are you a dwarf that likes to be tossed by elves? Then this is the troll slaying axe you need in your life! Become irresistible to the elven dwarf tossers......

This can be yours for the handsome sum of £90.00. A bargain, I think you'll all agree.

It can be posted out to you for £8.50 or you could collect from Penzance in Cornwall.

If collected, you'll get entered into a prize draw for a free cup of tea!

Anyways, I've gotta move along before the guards notice me.

Until next time!

30/05/2024

'Ello all! Yew Wot 'Ere.

Today, I've got a lovely example of a bone axe for sale. Exceedingly difficult to acquire as it requires the felling of a tremendous beast to find a piece of bone that large. Not to mention the skill required to fashion such an item (smithing 100 🤭)

This can be yours for the tiny sum of £90.00.

What's more, it can be couriered right to your door for a measly sum of £8.50. Alternatively, you could brave the wilds and collect it from Penzance in Cornwall for free, cant say cheaper than that! 😄

After something more unique and cant seem to find it anywhere? Then get in touch. Here at Yew Wots Staffs and Stuffs we've got contact in all the 'acquisitions' guilds and can find exactly what you're after.......please note that the turn around for 'acquisitions' is approximately 3 weeks......depending on drying time 😂.

Also, if you would like to see Yew Wots Staffs and Stuffs at your local larp, let us know.

30/05/2024

Managed to find some time to do a little bit on my side project.
Removed all of the scales, de-rusted them and arranged them.
I've loosely decided that they are going to be scale assets (the bits that hang off the belt).
Although that could very well change between now and when it's finished.

24/05/2024

A slight change of genre.....BUT who wouldnt want a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire?

HAPPY FRIDAY!!

23/05/2024

Next round of weapons are nearly finished. Just need isoflexing and the handles wrapped.
Will be available to purchase early next week.

18/05/2024

Yew Wots Stuffs and Stuffs purveyor of demented oreo bees.......while stocks last 🤣🤣

17/05/2024

21ish years ago I watched Lord of the Rings Return of the King and decided I wanted to make King Theodens armour.....for one reason or another it fell to one side (I think kingdom of heaven came out and a knights templar costume was easier).
Anyways, I've FINALLY dug it out and figured I would try and turn it into something......stay tuned for the next update.....probably in another 21 years 🤣

16/05/2024

Almost the weekend!
The next batch of weapons is coming along really nicely, mostly axes and daggers, with a baseball bat thrown in there for good measure......altho a couple of daggers are for me. 🤭

14/05/2024

'Ello all, Yew Wot 'Ere! Purveyor of luxury goods.

I've got a beautiful selection of weapons available today.

First off, a lovely couple of longswords. 38" in length, £69.00 each.

Next, a small dagger. Plain, basic, no identifying features, useful if you need to make a target disappear and you don't want any fingers pointed. 12" £23.00

A beautiful slender steel dagger, lovely details next to the handguard. 17.5". £34.00

Another stunning steel dagger, this time with an amazing curve and detailing on the blade. 16", £34.00

Orcish dagger. An amazing example of orcish workmanship, unbelievable that they stopped fighting each other for long enough to make something of such exquisite work. 16" £34.00

Next up is a stunning sword with a nightingale embossed into the handguard. 42" £80.00

Next a bone longsword, a good example of one of the bone weapons from the X'zarkoth tribes, famous for using the bones of giant reptiles they hunt. The hardening process is a closely guarded secret, so to have one of these for sale is a special treat in itself. 42" £80.00

A crystal longsword and dagger, both have an amazing colour shift from blue to purple, depending on what angle you hold them at. Both made from the C'Thall meteor. Because of the xenophobic nature of the C'Thall, these pieces are exceedingly difficult to acquire. Longsword 42" £80.00. Dagger 16" £34.00

Two stunning spell focuses, not only can you focus your spells, but you can also bludgeon your foe with them aswell, which makes them twice as fun! 17". £28.00 each.

Finally, two beautiful steel two handed swords. These speak for themselves stunning details on the crossguards and pommels, 58". £115.00 each.

Yew Wots Staffs and Stuffs tries their hardest to make sure there are no repercussions but we accept no responsibility for any angry cults, zealots, guards, dragons, undead or hamsters that may demand their property back.

All items are freshly made, larp safe, and all of these prices do NOT include postage.

If you've read this far, well done, and thank you very much.