Get Me A Poem

28/02/2023

Mr William McGonagall, hats off to you. Have a read if you haven't heard of this amazingly terrible poet. Poems so dreadful that they are indeed wonderful.

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24/02/2023

Anyone else relate! 🍷🍷😫

21/02/2023

£50 sent to Dallies Community Larder tonight, all thanks to kind donations for personalised poems

07/02/2023

Love is in the air! Valentines Day approaching - if you're looking for a unique personalised gift, get in touch. And here's my very own love story....

29/01/2023

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Humanist Celebrant with Fuze Ceremonies. Funerals. Baby Naming Ceremony. Vow renewals.

20/10/2022

Thanks to more donations for poems, I could give another £100 to Dallies Community Larder today. Thank you so much. Remember if you want a poem and you can make a small donation for it, ALL donations go to this great local resource, so get in touch!

19/07/2022

If you've enjoyed getting a poem from me, don't forget I'm now fully qualified as a humanist Celebrant and available for all your special ceremonies.

BOOK NOW GET MORE INFO Kimberley Martinez – Funeral & Renewal of Vows and Baby Naming Celebrant Telling stories has always been Kimberley's strength. She has scribbled away for years, writing about the wonderful complex mess of being alive. With a slew of creative writing

30/06/2022

Thanks to your kind donations, I was able to give £70 to Dallies Community Larder tonight. Remember folks, any donation given goes directly to this amazing local resource. So if you want a poem for any occasion, give us a shout!

20/06/2022

Still busy here at Get Me A Poem, writing poems for your special occasions. Recently, I've had requests for a retirement poem for a very special lady, a 60th birthday poem, and a short poem to be read at a wedding! Whatcha still waiting for? Get in touch! Did I mention its FREE! (donation to my chosen charity welcome)

10/04/2022

Just a reminder that Get Me A Poem is still here and still writing poetry for your special occasions FREE OF CHARGE. In recent months, I've completed a poem for a very special mum on her birthday, a pick me up for a little sister that was going through a rough time, and a special poem for a Baby Naming Ceremony. If you've got an event coming up, give us a shout. Any donations received go directly to Wishaw Basics Food Bank - an amazing local charity.

In the meantime, please enjoy a poem about my wonderful cat.

28/01/2022

Now that January is drawing to a close, you might be thinking of February delights and Valentines Day. If, like me, your current squeeze restored your faith in relationships, then you might want to celebrate them with a special personalised poem. It's FREE, you've got nothing to lose. And in the meantime, smile a while and look back over those failed love affairs from long ago.

19/01/2022

I know I've been very quiet here! Been sidetracked with learning how to work a sewing machine, and retraining as a humanist celebrant! Lots of exciting things. But my lovely all suffering work colleagues will tell you that I still churn out a poem for them every Friday, and this was last weeks offering.

Don't forget poetry is still FREE for all of your special occasions. So if you have a birthday/anniversary/wedding coming up and you are looking for a unique FREE gift then get in touch!!

03/12/2021

I thought hard before posting this as it is so personal, but then that is what is about. Grief is personal, grief is brutal and sore and not something we easily talk about. But sometimes we need to. So this is my story. Remembering my Liverpool lad.

25/11/2021

Sorry I haven't been as active recently! Here is a Christmas poem by one of my favourite poets Wendy Cope.

Don't forget, I'm still taking orders for Christmas. Why not gift a personalised poem, full of their quirks and special memories? You can frame it, roll it into scroll with a ribbon - a thoughtful gift to make your special person smile. You can even pretend you wrote it, I won't tell! Best of all, it's FREE!

31/10/2021

A ghostly poem for Halloween! Happy Halloween everyone!

25/10/2021

Linda contacted me to request a poem to celebrate 50 years of marriage for Isobel and Jim. Happy to oblige. Many congratulations to the happy couple!

10/10/2021

Recycling an old poem for World Mental Health Day 2021. We need to stop saying we're okay when we're not.

08/10/2021

Alan and Lynn asked for a poem to gift to Alan's parents to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary and it was a pleasure to write. Congratulations to Donnie and Marie!