13/08/2023
The Needle
I am not a qualified physician
And I don't want to give this injection
Dorothy is begging for trouble
She insists I should give her this needle
Darling one thing I you ought to know
Don't blame me for where the needle go
I push it in, she pulls it out
I push it back, she starts to shout:
""Dr. Ring Ding, you're terrible,
I can't stand the size of your needle.""
She lie down in such a position
It was difficult to give this injection
She start holding on to the needle
Making me so uncomfortable
I said 'darling, can't you be steady,
I'm going to have it done very shortly'
She said 'Dr. Ring Ding I am sorry,
But the sight of your needle frightens me'
I push it in, she pulls it out
I push it back, she starts to shout:
""Dr. Ring Ding, you're terrible,
I can't stand the size of your needle.""
She still wouldn't lie down quietly
Constantly moving her body
So I slap her in the face with vexation
And keep on giving the injection
She say 'Doctor stop it, I can't stand the pain,
I don't think your inside the right vein'
I said 'You little fool you wouldn't be told,
The needle must be sticking in the wrong hole!'
I push it in, she pulls it out
I push it back, she starts to shout:
""Dr. Ring Ding, you're terrible,
I can't stand the size of your needle.""
I pull it from that hole and start again
I have the needle now in the right vein
The needle's just gone in half a inch
The stupid young lady start to flinch
Suddenly she bawl 'It's working!
I can feel the penicillin going in'
I said 'You silly fool, look what you do
The needle's gonna break inside of you!'
I push it in, she pulls it out
I push it back, she starts to shout:
""Dr. Ring Ding, you're terrible,
I can't stand the size of your needle.""
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