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can I find a girl in Kenya that is not interested in wear trousers or painting faces(make-up) am serious looking for suc...
10/01/2023

can I find a girl in Kenya that is not interested in wear trousers or painting faces(make-up) am serious looking for such girl for a serious relationship

18/11/2022

Ukiniona nime apologize you must be very important to me 🤭🤭🤭 alafu waluhya mjifunze kumoarn baana😋. Sasa "ayi" "ayi" ndo nini😀😀

11/11/2022

He : Baby are you ready?

She : yes I'm ready love we have been waiting for this for two years..

He : yes we have baby

She : Promise me you won't leave me after taking my vīrgīñity

He : I promise my baby

She : Okay love so we are going to use cøndøm?

He : Baby I trust you and you trust me.So I don't see a reason for us to use a cøndøm.

She : Yes love I trust you.

He : Are you sure you are ready baby?

She : Yes love

20 minutes later (After Knäcking)

He : Wow that was great baby

She : yes love it was great but I'm in pain now

He : Sorry baby you have to be in pain because it was your first time

She : Okay love hope second time it won't be painful

He : Nah baby second time it won't be painful.

(𝐅𝐞𝐰 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫)

She : Love I'm pregnant

He : You what?

She : (crying) I'm pregnant

(The boy didn't say anything for a few minutes then he got up and went to his room and got back after 15 minutes)

He : (On his knees) I have been waiting for this day for three years.So will you make me the happiest man in this world? Will you please marry me?

She : (Crying) yes I will marry you

He : Wow thank you baby I love you so much

She : I love you too my future husband.

𝐍𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫

The girl give birth to a beautiful baby girl.

*A year later they got married*.....

All of you thought he was going to break her heart?😂
With ur foreheads like hospital bucket

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20/10/2022

Aki madem mna shida 😂😂

10/09/2022

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