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PLO Lumumba has given his views on the Metal that fell from the sky in Mbooni. "The recent fall of metal in Ukambani is ...
01/01/2025

PLO Lumumba has given his views on the Metal that fell from the sky in Mbooni.

"The recent fall of metal in Ukambani is as a result of miasma of deprecated apotheosis by a hemorrhagging plutocracy cascading oozing into Saturn planet for a malodorous excrense SPACE of mobocracy.

With all termagent ossifying prodivities of kakitocracy, rocket gurted knowledge of centura is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum krankame", he said.

Kasongo
22/12/2024

Kasongo

22/12/2024

WHY "KASONGO" WAS COMPOSED.
His real name was Kasongo wa Kanema, died 2 years ago and buried at Lang'ata Cemetery.....
“Kasongo” has been trending but few know the story behind the song.
"Kasongo" was done by the band Super Mazembe, a congolese band that moved to Kenya in 1974. The band members had gone to visit their friend Kasongo in Eastleigh, Nairobi.
On reaching his house, they met Kasongo’s wife and they asked her if he was at home.
Kasongo’s wife welcomed them and told them that she had not seen Kasongo for days.
Back then, there was no internet and it was rare to find someone who owned a phone. They decided to send him a message through music, hoping it would reach him.
The Super Mazembe members started creating a song for Kasongo in his living room, telling him to come home because his wife is worried and she’s looking for him but can’t find him.
They went on to record the song and, as they say, the rest is history.
Here are the lyrics:
KASONGO - ORCHESTRE SUPER MAZEMBE
[Chorus]
Kasongo ye yeee, mobali na ngai
(Kasongo my husband)
Kasongo nga nawe oo
[Kasongo I am dying]
Zonga libala ee
[Come back to the marriage]
x2
Kasongo yo yo, mobali na ngai
[Kasongo my husband]
Kasongo nga nawe oo
[Kasongo I am dying]
Zonga libala ee
[Come back to the marriage]
[Chorus]
Nga na ndako Kasongo
[While in the house, Kasongo]
Miso na nzela
[Constantly staring at the street]
Soki okozonga dia ee
[If you will ever return]
Yebisa nga ye ee
[Let me know dear]
[Chorus]
Libala na ndako Kasongo
[in this kind of marriage]
Batunaka ngai
[They are busy interrogating me]
Tata azali wapi ee
[Where is the father]
Naloba nini ee
[What do I say]
[Chorus]
[instrumental]
Chorus X2
Kasongo yo yo, mobali na ngai
[Kasongo my husband]
Kasongo nga nawe oo
[Kasongo I am dying]
Zonga libala ee
[Come back to the marriage]
[chorus]
Nga na ndako Kasongo
[While in the house Kasongo]
Miso na nzela
[Constantly staring at the street]
Soki okozonga di

16/12/2024

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07/12/2024

SOME COMMON SIGNS OF A WEAK MAN

Who is a weak man?
Weak men are individuals who have low self-esteem, lack self-confidence, and are usually influenced by others.

Being weak can negatively impact your character and relationships.

These are the common signs of a weak man: lack of confidence in their tone of voice, being easily manipulated, and indecisiveness with their actions.

It is easy to differentiate a strong man from a weak man from how they present themselves.

A strong man is also known as a high-value man; he is easily respected and adored by people because of how he carries himself.

THESE ARE SOME COMMON SIGNS.

1. HE IS A YES MAN

Weak men are often not confident in their way of life, so they intend to listen and follow other people’s ways and whatever they say they will do.

As a man, you are to trust yourself; you are meant to lead by example, not to be a follower because you are worried about your insecurities.

2. HE AVOIDS CHALLENGES

This is why ladies love a man who thrives for success because they walk up to challenges and win no matter the cost. But weak men fear a fight; they hide in their shadows and wait until the challenge ends.

3. HE PLEASES OTHERS BUT NOT TO HIMSELF

Weak men are always on other people. This means that they are good at pleasing others rather than themselves.

Men who are strong and show no fear are always looking for ways to improve themselves and make their lives as easy and independent as possible.
Ladies usually admire independent men, and that should be your goal as a man.

4. HE PUTS OTHERS ON A PEDESTAL

Weak men are known for worshipping others because of their status and likes; this can jeopardize their personalities and relationships.

They are very insecure about themselves and always depend on people they assume perfection, like the celebrities they admire.

As a man, you are to feel strong and fearless, face your fear, and build self-confidence; then everything will go as planned.

5. HE HAS NO BRO

03/12/2024

FACTS ABOUT SOME KENYAN GIRLS.

1. At 16, they are the fine sweet teens.

2. At 18, they wanna roll with older ones. It's fun being the new hottie in the group.

3. At 20, they probably have had 1st s*x.
They cling to this one guy & talk all about how they won't leave the guy.

4. At 22, they might be at the University. They make new male friends & slowly lose interest in the former guy.

5. At 24, they make friends with girls who wear more expensive clothes & who also date expensive guys. These set of girls use porsh phones, so they get intimidated & need to join
the elite school girls league.

6. At 26, they are now porsh! They now roll with rich male friends who they scam & take
money from for mere s*x. At this point, if a random guy chats her up, she might snub! If you ask her phone number, she makes you feel like a stalker. They prefer guys who actually want to spend a fortune on them.

7. At 27, the trend continues...fun, porsh &
money remains the keywords because she has changed her mindset & increased the standards she wants in a man, money.

8. Between 27 - 28, she is a maid of honour for her friends. If she was lucky enough to be in a relationship, she'll leave if any misunderstanding should come up. She then sees herself as every man's spec, so she believes she'll be rushed like Debonair Pizza

9. At 29, all those guys that were telling her how beautiful she is, how they love her even she was in a relationship. She decided to give two of them a chance. They came, explored her and after two weeks, stopped picking her calls. She decided to give many a chance, but same thing happened. She went back to her ex that was disturbing her while she was with the old good guy, but same thing happened. She then decided to have flings with anyone that comes her way.

10. At 30, none of those guys proposed...

11. At 31, night vigils, adoration ground, nights of glory, Pentecostal crusade, Grace Family Outreach , Holy miracle crusade & Shiloh...

12. At 33, the same

03/12/2024

Hello guys

madem wa Kenya ni wangu wote
28/10/2024

madem wa Kenya ni wangu wote

30/09/2024

Meet Oga Obinna whose real name is Steve Thompson Maghana , a retired husband and father to many , born and the unborn.

He is a former radio host at Kiss 100 before he terminated his contract to start a YouTube channel which he could use as a stream to interview politicians.

It is alleged that he left Kiss 100 because he wanted a salary increase, which could be equivalent to his boss's monthly profit.

He has opened over 100 YouTube channels under his name and 240 channels under his sidechic , Dem Wa FB .

He owns over 60 Facebook accounts and 20 pages which he runs on his own.

He started by interviewing politicians, then musicians, actors, bird mans , Chokoraas and now he can interview anything he comes across trending on social media.

He is also a musician, song writer, guitarist, soloist, actor, comedian , dancer , teacher, farmer, Citi Hoppa Driver, conductor, mechanic, influencer, motivational speaker, MC , YouTuber , Tiktoker , Mental Doctor, Activist, Mokorino and many more. He is multi Talented.

According to this picture, you can tell that our one and only Oga Obinna, Bebii Wa Bebii is seated opening another YouTube Channel.

Let's come together and support our Own!
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10/07/2024

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17/06/2024

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16/06/2024

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Where did we really go wrong? Newer vehicles are becoming weaker and weaker 🤔 but haisuru 🤣

Morning guys
16/06/2024

Morning guys

Eti
15/06/2024

Eti

15/06/2024

A woman's s*x organ is dry but when a man touches it it gets wet.💯💯
Conclusion: Man refreshes a woman's life..
Man's s*x organ is soft.When a woman touches it, it gets hard.💥🤭🤭
Conclusion: Woman makes a man's life hard..

My wisdom has reached another Level.

Anyway Forever Love am just kidding..🤣🤣

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15/06/2024

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