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18/09/2024

Athu mitimayawo yaphwano Zomwe walemba Ntolakhani wa BAKILI MULUZI TV kudzelapa telegram👇

Bakili Muluzi Tv page idzanso pa fb ndipo a Malawi musadande.

nkhani zikubwela koma auzeni abale ndi alongo k*ti ajoine telegram group ino.

Follow Gìst Malawi k*ti zambiri zisakuphonyeni!!!

09/09/2024

BENGO KU SUKULU YAKWACHA.

Bengo amaphunzira sukulu ya
kwacha(makolo).

APHUNZISI: Bambo bengo tadzukani
munene sipelini ya nandolo.

BENGO: Mwati bwanji aphunzisi?

APHUNZISI: Ndati munene sepelini
ya nandolo.

BENGO: Nandolo wache owuma
kapena wamuwisi?

APHUNZISI: 😐😑😒😠😡😤😲

GOOD MORNING
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08/09/2024

Ngat umamukonda mulungu lemba k*t AMEN onse okonda satana ingodutsan

08/09/2024

Dzina langa ndine Memory,ndipo tsiku lina ndikuchokera ku sukulu ndinadzera njira yachidule nk*ti panthawiyi ndinali ntachedwa,
Ndipo ndilinkatinkati mwanjiramo sindinaonemo munthu aliyense!
Koma ntayandikila pa mphambano penapake ndinaona munthu yemwe adanyamula mpeni komaso adavala mask kunkhope zomwe zidali zovuta kumuzindikila....
Mosachedwa nkatinkati mwamtima mwanga ndidayamba kupephera!
"Ambuye munthawi ngati iyi ndikusowani
Ndikufuna mukandik*tile ndiulemelero wanu pamene
Ndikukadutsana ndichigawengachi,ngati kunalembedwa
Kuti moyo wangau udzachoka padzikoli ntsiku lalerolinoli Ambuye mukudziwa Ndinu, Amen🙏🙏🙏"
Ndipo ntafika pamalopo ndinagwidwa ndimantha akulu ndipo mwazisomo za Ambuye ndinadutsa,,,,,,,
Madzulo ndikuonela kanema (MBC NEWS) ndinaona munthu yemwe adaima pamalo paja atagwidwa ndi Apolice kamba koti anagwililira tsikana winaso mbuyo mwanga after 3 minutes ntadutsa ndipo anamupha nkumuchotsa ziwalo....
Ndipo Apolice ananfusa k*ti "nchifukwa chani tsikana yemwe anadutsa pamalopo uyu asanadutse sunanchite chifwamba?"
Ndipo chigawengacho chidati "sanali ekha panthawio adali ndinzibambo wina wanthanana zake ndithu zomwe zidandipangitsa k*ti ndimusiye"
Ndipo anthu omwe ankandiona ndik*tulukira kumaloko adakana izi pak*ti iwowo ankandiona ndilipo ndekha ndithu...
Koma ichi chinali chitetezo cha Mulungu ndipo nzibambo yemwe nalinayeyo ndikukhulupilira k*ti adali Ngelo wa Mulungu ,,,!......................
Chimodzimodziso inu! Pamene muli ndi Mulungu dziwani k*ti Iye adzakumenyerani nkhondo inu mulichete, Musiyeni Iye akhale Mbuye ndi Mpulumusi pamoyo wanu,,,
Ndipo ngati mumakhulupilira k*ti ndi Mulungu Yemwe amasunga ngakhale k*tetezela moyo wanu type "Amen"
Kwa onse omwe amadziwa k*ti moyo wao amatetezera okha usiku ndiusana asapange comment iliyonse ndipo asapangeso share nkhaniyi.....
99% will not ignore this...
1% will skip this ,,,
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06/09/2024

Tibwele ndi Bengo or Tiphuzinsane za Ku room

30/08/2024

KALINGANIZIDWE KA MKAZI
WONENEPA/MATOFOTOFO.

Amuna ambiri zimawavuta kulasa
bwetete la mkazi
wonenepa. Mumadziwa k*ti mkazi
wonenepa ukamulasa
bwino lomwe umatha kumvera
mushe almost 1 hour
mutamaliza kugonana?
Mkazi wonenepa akagona
ndik*tambalalitsa miyendo
maliseche ake amabisika chifukwa
cha zimnofu.

Chomwe
chimafunika ndi chak*ti
musanayambe kumulonga/
kugonana mugwireni kumaliseche
kwake mpakana
kunyowe kwambiri ngati wathilidwa
cup ya mkaka. Nthawi
imene wagona ija apinde
ndikukhanyula miyendo yake
kwambiri, muuzeni ngati angathe
ayasamulitse maliseche
ake, mtima wa nanyongo uwoneke.
Akazi onenepa kwambiri
sikawirikawiri kukhala ndi mak*tu
koma amakhala ndi nyemba
yaikulu.

Pamene ayasamulitsa
ndata yawo imakula, giligishani
ndata, tobwanyani nyemba
mwaukadaulo chimatofotofo
chimakufira kwambiri,
amachita kulilira ngati mwana
kwinaku akumwetulira,
panthawi imeneyi amakhala
akumva kuzuna/kukoma/
shugashuga kulyolyopera... Inu inu
inu ndik*ti ndi Deal.

GOOD MORNING!!!

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28/08/2024

ZIZINDIKILO ZA MKAZI AKAMAKOZELA

akazi akamakozela amaonetsa zizindilo
zosiyana siyana ndinthawi
yomwe thupi
lamkazi limabwela pamodzi ngakhalenso nzeru ndi misempha
zimakokana
ndi kubwelesa chisangalalo mkazi
amamva tseke tsekeee! mphamvu zonse zimatha

IZI NDIZIMENE ZIMACHITIKA AKAMAKOZELA

1). Ena amanyasitsa nkhope
2).Ena amakupana kwambiri ndi myendo ngati akulowetse watunthu
3). Ena amalira kwambiri mokuwa
4). Pomwe ena samakuwa amangositsa misonzi ndi kuchintchimira
5). Ena mpaka amalankhula zilankhulo zosamveka bwino
6). Ena amakunyamula mmwamba cha munsichi mutu wawo ngati alowetse pansi
7). Ena amangobuula cha pansi pansi koma atakugwila mwamphamvu
8). Ena amagwila bed, mabed s**t kugwila mwamphamvu mwina mpakana kumatuluka thuk*ta (chitungu) pang'ono
9). Ena msonga za mabele zimaoneka ngati zotupa
10). muzamva misempha ya nyini ikugaza k*tailira kugaza k*tailira dziwani k*ti mkazi akukozela kapena wakozela
🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃

11).. ndik*tanthauza k*ti mukazamva nyini ikupuma vu, vu, vu, vu dziwani k*ti wakozela
Imapuma nyini muzamvesetse mukamagonana muzakhale tcheru mukazaone zizindikilo ndanenazi muzadziwa k*ti wafuna k*thila mveseleni mozama muzaimva ikupuma ngati momwe achitira gadafi muja mukakozela nyini so imatero
🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾🌾

Dziwani k*ti mkazi wafika kumapeto muzawona mphamvu zake zonse zatha ndipo mkazi akakhala pafupi k*thila azakuuzani usathire changu dziwani k*ti akumva kukoma kwambiri asala pang'ono k*thila
🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

Ndipo ndanenazi zisungeni mmutu muzandiuza k*ti zoona

sik*ti onse omwe amaonetsa zizindikilozi ena sungawadziwe k*ti akukozela uzangodabwa k*ti mphamvu zatha

GOOD MORNING! MWADZUKA BWANJ? MWAUKA ULI!?

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27/08/2024

KUIPA KOKHALITSA OSAGONANA MWAMUNA OR MKAZI

> Sindikulimbikitsa mchitidwe ogonana kwa wachichepere koma kudziwa mmene thupi lanu likugwilira ntchito. Kumbukirani, s*x outside marriage is a sin/Zoletsedwa koma
Pamene munthu akungokhala kwa nthawi osagonana, zinthu zingapo za bwino ndi zoipa zimachitika koma lero tiunikiraneko zina zoipa zimene zimachitika tikamangokhala.

> Ma fluids amene amatuluka pokwaniritsidwa pogonana aja (or**sm/ ej*****te) ngati sitikugonana, zimayamba kudzitulutsa zokha masana kupangitsa kumatuluka ma fluids nkumanunkha msanga.

> Wet dreams, maloto olota tikugonana ndi amuna kapena akazi amachuluka ndipo umuna ndi ukazi umazitulutsa okha usiku.

> Ma period a munthu wammayi amakhala owawa makamaka msana umawawa popeza estrogen yemwe amapangidwa wambiri pogonana amakhala k*ti ndiochepa mthupi ndie msana umawawa, estrogen, testosterone ndi progesterone zomwe ndima s*x hormones zikamapezeka zochepa mthupi, munthu umadwala pafupi pafupi matenda osadziwika.

> Umakonda kulemera kapena kugainer ma weight, testosterone yoga amathandiza kupanga boost metabolism kapena system yogaya chakudya yathu, akachepa mthupi mafuta amachuluka, musaiwale kugonana ndi mafizo pa okha omwe amathandiza kumeza k*ti tiluzeko ma weight, ( _s*x can help burn your fats_).

> Tulo limavuta, pogonana timatulutsa relaxation-indulcing hormones yomwe imapangitsa kupeza tulo, ndiye tikamalephera kupanga s*x kawiri kapena katatu pa week tulo limavuta. ( Normally we should have hard s*x more than three times a week)

> bowo la ndata imakula. pomwe mukugonana, minyewa ya mchiuno (pelvic muscles) yamzimayi imakungana kupangitsa k*thina kunkhomo la ndata (va**na), ndiye kukamangokhala kungapangitse kuyambe kukhwefuka. Mudzaone mzimayi akakhalitsa, first s*x imakhala yowawa kamba koti pakhomo pamwambapa pamakhala pa pang'ono koma mkati akhala anakhwefuka and sleep with her the following day mudzaona.

> Mukakhala nthawi yaitali osagonana ndi munthu ndie tsiku lomwe mukudzagonana ndi munthu s*x siikhala yokoma koma yowawa ndinso chilakolako chochepa, confidence njofunika ndithu, kukhalitsa kungapangitse s*x drive yanu k*tsika (low libido), komanso umakhala nditinkhawa mukamadzayamba kugonana Chifuwa umakhala wakhalitsa, kotero s*x siikoma ai.

> mumakhala pachiopsezo chodwala matenda ofa ziwalo ndi mtima.

> Ena thupi lawo limayamba k*tuwa angakhale abzole mafuta chotani ndipo losasangalatsa.

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25/08/2024

Her:
bae ndimangocheza zoti ndili ndi mimba zija

Bengo:
uzicheza bwino nankha taona ndili ku Mozambique

Bengo k*thawa udindo😂😂💔

30/06/2024

Eish koma zinthu zake Chaka/Mwezi osayiwalika taluza anthu ambiri kwabasi

May His Soul Rest In Peace 🕊🕊💔💔😭😭😭😭😭

23/06/2024

BENGO AFUNA AKQNJOYEKO PA DEN

Tsiku Lina Bengo anagula Nkhuku🐓 k*ti akanjoyeko panyumba ndi madam ake

Atafika anawapatsa madam kuikoza bhobo mukuziwaso azimayi yawo ija k*thila zonukhila,

Bengo anaiwelenga Kuti akangosutha nkazi wangayu nditenga tchafu🍗 imodzi ndikhwasule nayeso nkazi akufunaso bambo atasutha k*t nayeso abe.

Ndiyeno bengo anachokapo apa mayi uja anatenga tchafu🍗 ija ulendo kubafa🚿,

Bengo wabwela akupeza palibe munthu Ali mwayi wanga uja ndi umenewu nayeso anatenga tchafu🍗 yotsalayo ulendo wakubafakonko atafika anangot kakasi atawapeza madam Ali konko pompo bengo wamenya plan B

anvekere
ndimazakupasa tchafu inayiso umalize ndi umbanva wakowo😡😡

Bengo Sazathekadi Mawu amodz kwa madam bengo😂😂😂

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22/06/2024

BENGO KUZIKITI

Bengo anapita ku zikiti friday
atanyamula chikwanje
anawapeza aslam
akupephera(Kuswala) Zinali motere;

Anangoyima
kusogolo kwa zikiti anvekere
Slam muno ndani?,
Aslam onse ziii ndimatha🤐🤐🤐,

Bengo
anangogwila muthu modzi
k*tuluka naye paka kunyumba
ya bengo

Atafika bengo
anamuuza muthu uja k*t
ndimafuna undizingire mbuzi🐐,

muthu uja anazingadi koma
anamuuza bengo k*t samatha
kuchosa chikopa koma
akawatenge amusitafa alikuzikiti
komwe kuja amatha,

Bengo anangonyamuka wa ku zikiti kuja chikwanje chili ndimagazi
muthu uja atamusiya kwawo
komwe kuja k*t aziyanganira
mbuzi ija,

Aslam atamuwona
bengo akubwera amaganiza k*t
bengo akupha aslamu onsetu anayamba kuyimba

"ayesu akazabwera zagwadira ayesu
akazabwera zagwadira"

Mawu Amodzi Kwa Bengo✍️👏

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13/06/2024

Tiyeni tizisiye m'manja mwa ambuye

🤲🤲🤲

08/06/2024

MAIKO 10 OSAUKA KWAMBIRI PADZIKO LAPANSI

M'munsimu muli mndandanda wa mayiko khumi osauka kwambiri, kuyambira m'dzikoli omwe ali pa nambala 10 osauka kwambiri ndipo akupita patsogolo mpaka kudziko lapansi omwe ali olemera kwambiri padziko lonse mu 2024.

10- Yemen 🇾🇪
9 - Madagascar 🇲🇬
8 - Liberia 🇱🇷
7 -Malawi 🇲🇼
6 - Niger 🇳🇪
5 - Mozambique 🇲🇿
4 - Democratic Republic of the Congo( DRC) 🇨🇩
3 - Central African Republic (CAR)🇨🇫
2 - Burundi 🇧🇮
1 - South Sudan 🇸🇸

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06/06/2024

BENGO KU NTCHITO

Bengo amagwila ntchito yosamala nyumba mwa bwana wina wake, Ndipo tsiku lina ali mkati mogwila ntchito anamva kuyitana kwa bwana wa mamuna ndipo zonse zinali motele.....

Bwana : Bengo!🗣️

Bengo : yes bwana 🗣️

Bwana : Tabwela kuno🗣️

Bengo : oky bwana

Apa bengo sanachedwe koma kufika pa Malo mwa changu

Bengo : Ndabwela bwana

Bwana : A bengo mukudziwanso nokha k*ti nyumba muno tilimo anthu atatu, Inu ine ndi mkazi wanga si choncho?

Bengo : eya bwana

Bwana : Week yathayi ndagula airtime ya K10,000 kuyika mu Fon ya nyumba muno, Koma lelo mulibemo yathamo kodi wamaliza Air time ndindani? Popeza ine ndimagwilitsa ntchito fon ya mu office mwanga?

Bwana wa mkazi : lnesotu bambo nokha mukudziwa k*ti ndimakhal ku ntchito Monday to Friday ndipo ndimagwilitsaso ntchito fon ya mu office mwanga ku ntchito

Bengo : Nokha mabwana za ineso mukudziwa k*ti ndimakhal busy pano pakhomo nthawi zonse, Nane ndimagwilitsa ntchito fon ya mu office mwanga

Bwana : 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🙆🙆🙆🙆

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06/06/2024

Tiphulise Bengo Apa Mwadzuka bwanj?

05/06/2024

BENGO AKHUTA MASESE

Monga mwa nthawi zonse Bengo ananyamuka okautunga wa masese kwa Mayi kabuwe ku Thyolo kwa Sitepe.
Mmene nthawi inali 11:00 pm Bengo anaganiza zobwelera kunyumba ndipo atafika kunyumba zonse zinali motele.........

Bengo : Go!go!go!go!!!!

Mkazi : Ndi galu wandani aku gogodayo😡

Bengo : (akhosomola popuk*ta senga za masese)

Mkazi : Ndati ndindani? 😡

Bengo : Ndine mwini nyumba

Mkazi : Bwelerani komwe munaliko ukanakhala mwini nyumba bwezi utabwela nthawi yabwino

Bengo : Chonde akazanga😌

Mkazi : Ndati bwelera ukagone komwe unaliko

Bengo : (mokweza mau) aaaaa shutup ngati ine ndimati ndikudzagona? Ndimangofuna kuzangotenga zi tchangotu ine nde apa basi ndikupita ndikangopanga Chabadwa chafa

Mkazi : (kudzatsegula pakhomo) Talowani apa chabadwa chafa ndiye chani?

Bengo : Ndi ujeni.........

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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05/06/2024

BENGO KUMALIRO !

Amfumu : ndati ndipephe Bambo Bengo atiwuze chansozi k*ti atolera motani !

Bengo: Mawulemu apelekedwa kale sik*ti muzingolandilabe mawulemuwo ife tatopa sikuzikiti kuno kolandila zawulere !

Tiyabe motele !

Bengo : Mp amudzimu apeleka K30,000 nde popeza malemuwa alimoyo anandibweleka K 70,000 ndangote yatsala 40 te!

Mr Bamba apeleka K2000 imeneyoso ndatengelatu yatsala 20 mte !

Mayi ndi Bambo phili apeleka k1000 !

Bambo isa apeleka k600!

Mayi chisale apele K400 !

Bengo: zonse pamozi zakwana ndendende ndalama yanga yomwe anabweleka ija K70,000 koma ndatengelatu kukana zokangana zikomo !

Amfumu : ????

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05/06/2024

Gaba Watani kodi Mmmh?Mutizikukhala bwanji?

13/05/2024

Ndalama yako yomwe inatengedwa ndikumangidwa ku maguwa aziwanda k*ti zako zisamayende yamasulidwa mu dzina la Yesu !!

10/05/2024

pamene ukupanga chinthu chabwino ndipomwe adani ako m'moyo Amachuluka,..

09/05/2024

Kulibe nkadzi okonda ndalamaa☹️koma thupi lawolo ndilomwe limafuna ndrama k*ti aoneke bho tikumvana Galu iwe 😆🤩🤩🤩

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