D JAY XFIVE

18/04/2024

Tag that your friend😜😜🤣🤣🤣😂😂

26/08/2022

✅You saw it here first

Bayern will be eliminated in the group stage
Man city will be eliminated in the group stage
PSG will be eliminated in round of 16

✅then mighty Manchester United will beat all teams in the Europa League

Ronaldo will score 37
Sancho will score 25
Rasford will score 10
Martial will score 9

✅ Then Europa league Semi final fixture
Man United vs Slavia Prague

❌ later in the day UEFA will cancel the fixtures cuz there was a mistake in the Pot

✅New Fixtures

🚩Manchester United vs Bayern

First leg:

Man United 0-7 Bayern

Second leg:

Bayern 12-0 Man United

Then Ronaldo will now terminate his contract and join El Kanemi warriors😂

Don't sleep Don't sleep wake up collect your trophy🤣🤣🤣🤣✔️

18/08/2022

22/06/2022

Come get your PVC

28/05/2022

Children Do Not Forget things!!!

A neighbor of mine once gave my mother spoilt eba and Okro soup to eat. This was when we had nothing and were both struggling.

My mother had gone to her to ask if she had anything to eat. The woman told my mother that all she had was eba and soup. She asked if my mother wanted it.

"But you go fit chop my food?"

My mother assured her she can. Of cause, she wasn't expecting spoilt food.

When she brought the eba to the house in a plate and opened it, my father felt like throwing up.

He was very upset.

"How can she do this to us?" He fumed angrily.

"Is it because we are poor? Or is it because we don't have anything to eat?" How can she be so cruel to give us food that she cannot eat?"

My mother tried to calm him down and asked him not to shout so she doesn't hear.

Still angry, he stood up and carried his shoe along. It was his only church shoe. That day he sold it to a shoemaker at our junction for peanuts.

He brought the money and handed it to my mother.

"Cook us something better to eat. Do not beg people anymore. If we don't have, it is better we starve than to beg and be mocked at." He cautioned.

That evening while she cooked, my mother asked him to bring down the soup, while she ran to buy us candles. Just as she left, a knock sounded on my door. My father opened it and discovered it was our neighbor. The same woman that had brought us the spoilt soup.

She carried a pot in her hands and asked my father if she could warm her soup with our charcoal.

My dad agreed.

While she was warming her soup, we kept perceiving this strange smell from her pot. And so when she had come to carry her soup, my father said to her.

"This soup still good?"

The woman chuckled.

"E good. Na the last one be this. I give your wife small this afternoon, and ma this one I wan chop."

"But the soup don spoil na."

She looked at the pot.

"Food the only spoil when you get option. For me wey no get option, e still good. And I go chop am like that."

My mother who was already back and inside started weeping as she overheard the woman.

That evening my father collected the pot from the woman and invited her into our house to eat with us. She was very happy. Before she left, he told my mother to share our pot of soup in two. We gave her half of the soup, while we kept half.

Some of us take the good deeds of others for wickedness. We complain because what they gave to us was not what we expected them to give. But have we stopped to ask if what they gave us was their last?

We should look deeper, and be appreciative instead of complaining.

01/04/2022

*This new month your life is full of honour, celebration, splendour, greatness, beauty, and favour! You will consistently walk in divine health and prosperity. You'll operate above the financial systems of this world. You're working in higher height with God to achieve supernatural accomplishment in all you do with lots of testimonies.*

* New Month*🎉🎊🥁🎷🎺♥️💫✨❄️🍾🥂🥳🥳🎊🎊

08/11/2021

18/03/2021

TAKE CARE OF YOUR BODY PART: NOT EVERYTHING IS SPIRITUAL
1. The STOMACH is injured when you do not have breakfast in the morning.
2. The KIDNEYS are injured when you do not even drink 10 glasses of water in 24 hours.
3. The GALLBLADDER is injured when you do not even sleep until 11 o'clock and do not wake up to the sunrise.
4. The SMALL INTESTINE is injured when you eat cold and stale food.
5. The LARGE INTESTINES are injured when you eat more fried and spicy food.
6. The LUNGS are injured when you breathe in smoke and stay in polluted environment of ci******es.
7. The LIVER is injured when you eat heavy fried food, junk, and fast food.
8. The HEART is injured when you eat your meal with more salt and cholesterol.
9. The PANCREAS is injured when you eat sweet things because they are tasty and freely available.
10. The Eyes are injured when you work in the light of mobile phone and computer screen in the dark.
11. The Brain is injured when you start having negative thoughts.
*All these PARTS are not available in the market. So take care and keep your body parts healthy.*

06/03/2021

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24/02/2021

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20/01/2021

QUESTION OF THE YEAR 🙄🙄🙄