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04/09/2023

This painting was made in 16th Century
Showing how a corrupt judge was skinned alive, His name is Siamese, Siamese was a corrupt royal judge in the year 500 BC at the time of Cambyses II of Persian empire....

It was discovered that he took a bribe and passed an unfair judgement, As consequences for his judgement the king ordered for his arrest and be skinned alive, Before the King Cambyses passed his judgement he asked him nominate a successor and in his greed he choose his son named Otanes

The King agreed and nominated his Son as replacement and went on to pass the judgement that he should be skinned alive and his skin should be used to make upholstery seat for the incoming Chief judge who would be using it and reminded about potential consequences for his action incase he defaults in judgement...

Otanes was always reminded that he is sitting on the skin of his father who was executed by the king, This helped in giving fair hearing and equity in discharging his duties

Interpretation belongs to whoever reads.

10/08/2023

"Wahala": People are saying this ancient statue in Egypt looks like Davido's logistics manager, Isreal DMW? hahahahah
# gistballers

10/08/2023

Help a sister please

22/07/2023

Who knows this guy

16/07/2023

East London's "knocker-uppers" paid to shoot peas at windows to wake up over sleepers so they didn't lose their jobs.

Mary Smith, a famous knocker-upper in London's East End, shot dried peas out of a pea shooter instead of a pole. She charged a sixpence a week for her pea-shooting service.

Some knocker-uppers simply banged on doors to wake up their customers, but they found that by doing this they were also waking up their customer's neighbours for free.

Mary Smith's pea shooting method solved this problem, as they tap of peas on the window was loud enough to wake up the clients without disturbing anyone else on the street.

She became one of the most beloved characters in the East End in the 1930s, with her nearest competition being a knocker-upper three miles away who used a fishing rod to tap on the windows.

She was so loved, that she had her own children's book written and named after her.

13/07/2023

29/04/2023

You Left Your Husband Because He Was Cheating. Then This Happens,

You left your husband because He was cheating.
You have a kid or two.

So you divorced because you were so pained.
You left.
You left with the kids.

You started working hard to cater for your needs. You work so hard, but it isn't enough.

To meet up with the growing economic demands, you find a wealthy man. He is rich. You dont care. You need to pay fees for your kids as a strong, independent woman. You need to prove that it can be done.
So you're dating a wealthy married man. You are now a side chic.

You begin to think of the side chics your husband has and why he has them then. You do not even question the morality. You begin to understand why. Maybe they've got kids too. Mouths to feed, life to live.
It doesn't make sense still.

So you call the married man when he is home, and he hides to shout at you for wanting to disturb his peace with his "wife" as you ought to know when he is home.

You think of your hurts, you think of your consolation. At least you had a husband. He was fully yours. He cheats, but he was fully yours.

So you attempt to find out what is going on with him now, but he is married again to a younger woman.

After you make contact, he comes to visit you and the kids. He drops some money once a while. The new wife is in charge now...

You connect on old times. You even had s*x.

He leaves to his house to his wife.
You're now dating two married men.
Both of them are cheating on their wives.

And then you say life wasn't fair to you. 😳😅

As bad as this may sound, it happens.

Wise men learn from the mistakes of others.

Don't leave ur peaceful abode(marriage) bcs he cheats. It rains everywhere oooo😳😳

Be wise 👌

07/07/2022

Bodi tribe fattening camp
In the Bodi Tribe (Ethiopia), the men with the biggest belly are most desired. The greater the abdominal volume, the more attractive they will be. But the preparation for the contest where the fattest is chosen is rather gruesome.

They drink fresh cow blood and fresh cow milk for 3-6 months in a bid to quickly become fat and be crowned the fattest man. During the Kael ceremony, the winner of the contest is measured and receives great fame by the tribe.

Women and girls bring them milk every morning in their quest for big gut glory.

The only prize for the winner is fame and the adulation of his fellow tribesmen. The women take care of the fat men: they give them alcohol, remove the sweat, and sing for them to keep them awake.

23/06/2022

A finger that wiped away your tears during hard times is greater than thousand hands clapping for your success

23/06/2022

Your husband left you N500 to prepare dinner in this economy, What will you make with it?

Guys come in here and pick a wife 😍🥰

23/06/2022

STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE!!!

YUL EDOCHIE warns multimillionaire Comedian and actor, AY.

Since Yul declared fellow actress and mother of three, Judy Austin to be his second wife, his first wife of sixteen years has practically ignored him.

She's a close family friend to the AY clan and AY is now her manager.

They have both been travelling securing endorsement deals.
May is reportedly living her best Life.

Yesterday,in a short interview, YUL warned AY to stay away from his wife and not get involved in his family affairs.

23/06/2022

The Ekweremadu matter

1. Ike Ekweremadu wasn't involved in any orga trafickin
2. He has a daughter who needs a transplan.
3. A willing donor was seen in Nigeria and travel preparations were made.
4. Ike Ekweremadu did write to the British High Commission, explaining the situation
5. The donor travelled to the UK with the patient.
6. The donor is a 21 year old man and not a girl as many are writing.
7. He is not a minor.
8. As it happened, the organ did not even match.
8. Not wanting to return to Nigeria, the donor went to report that he was trafficed to London for possible orga harves, believing same would guarantee him asylum.

The Accused Has Been Denied Bail And Remanded Case adjourned till July

23/06/2022

Congratulations to mercy chinwo

28/05/2022

25/05/2022

Must read

She took care of her boyfriend to be a soldier in the Nigerian Defense Academy. After training, he became a complete Nigerian soldier, he started making money and then he realizes that his long-time girlfriend, the girl he was deflowering was no longer good for him. He called her one day and told her that he can no longer continue with the relationship. She cried, begged him and even crawled in front of him but in vain. The girl almost wanted to commit su***de.
And because of that, her family transferred her to Lagos so that maybe the distance wipes her memory and soothes her pain.
A few years later in Lagos, she met a man who showed her interest and was ready to marry her, she was unaware at first that the man was a general of division, she accepted and they got married.
And now, the soldier who was sent to guide the Major General's wife was her first love.
In shame and despite himself, he became a bodyguard for the woman he said was too local for him. .............................................
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Soon all those who have rejected you, abandoned, ignored, banished, ...... will return to you to become your servants. They will kneel at your feet and eat your leftovers. Because your time has come.

25/05/2022

She wakes up by 4am, gives you s*x, You sleep back, she will move straight to the kitchen. She would join morning devotion by 5:30am, start preparing kids by 6:00am, serve everybody food by 7am, take the kids to school and move to her office by 7:30am, go for school runs by 2pm. She would come back to the house by 5-6pm, start washing of clothes and cooking dinner by 6pm. Serve dinner by 7:30pm, start home work for kids by 8-9pm, Shower and meet you the husband in the room by 9:30pm, discuss with you and catch fun so that you will be in the mood for s*x. And you the husband with your big head will sleep like a king, She will get up to check on the children if they are sleeping well, off the light, Start praying for you and the family by 12am -1am.. Sleep a little and wake up again by 4am to start all over again.

It's you who bleed blood every month with severe pains and crams. Even in those pains, you still have to put things together for a normal day. The cooking, washing, etc. It's you who carry another human inside you for 9months. The inconvenience, the discomfort, the sacrifice, and carefulness. You sacrifice what makes you happy just to keep another life healthy. When it's time to deliver, your life is on the line. It's a 50/50 chance for you. You may live and you may die. But being the life-giver you are, you will choose the life of a new stranger over yours. Even the process is not favorable to you. Either the pains of childbirth or surgery. After it all, you still carry yourself up and continue life activities with bandage and pains. But what is miraculous about this all is the smile you put on your face while facing all this.
May God bless every WOMAN out there.

25/05/2022

Do you Know that if you are pronounced dead this minute, that 99.9% of your friends will only be shocked and unhappy within the first 5 minutes the news hit them?
A few tear drops and then the rest in peace...
All that comes to the family members mind is how to prepare for your burial immediately if you're a Muslim.
If you're a Christian they conclude on the best mortuary they can deposit your body?
Few people will go to your Facebook wall to ask questions, scream and disbelief, then type rest in peace.
Many will just go to ur wall and click the unfriend button, no time for long sermon, life goes on.
Those with ur phone number will scroll through thier phone contacts and delete your number.
Just like Rose detached her hands from Jack's firm grip in the movie Titanic when he was frozen to death, we let go of everything that connects us to you in the physical and all we have left are memories, while we move on to other things. Even ur family refers to u as a co**se. Many will be afraid to be left alone in the room you once lived in while you were alive. Not every family or friend would like to see what ur death body looks like because that sight might torment them for long. All wr have left are memories be it pleasant or unpleasant. For what is worth, live each day like it's your last with the best of intentions and a good heart 💓, forgive those who hurts you, forgive those who apologize for hurting you. Apologize when u hurt others as well. Love and love and love again regardless. Tomorrow isn't guaranteed, those of us who saw today, may not see tomorrow. IF YOU HAVE, ASSIST THOSE WHO DOESN'T.

25/05/2022

Good morning

24/05/2022

Who remembered this

24/05/2022

Oga which one you dey

24/05/2022

Looking good

24/05/2022

24/05/2022

Good morning all
How was your night

24/05/2022

Good morning all