25/09/2023
If Your Crùsh see this One, She'll Sürely Mārry you 💥😳😳😂😂😂😂
1) I mìstakenly Plàyed Naira Marley sòngs in Ikorodu
There's No need to tell me "IT IS FÌNISHED!" 😒😔😔
I'm Already typing this in Hëaven!! 💥😳😳😭😭😭😂😂😂
2) That Moment When You're Strùggling to Còllect Food in a Wëdding, and your Leg mìstakenly Fàll the Wëdding Càke....
I swear, You go Bellëful Within 3 Secs 😭😭😭😂😂
3) You're always Praying to God, that you want a Cråzy Wòman....
Now Your Wife Put Camëroon Pēpper inside your Mother's Tea and you're shòuting!! 💥😳😳😂😂😂
4) Have this never Bòthered you before?
It's only in Nigeria Fìlms, that they'll open the Cóffìn, and the Dêad persòn will be Swëating! 😒😒😂😂😂😂
5) Please I have a Goàt for Sàlē 🙏😔😔
It's not Expēnsive at allll, it's just #1,500 !
But you have to come to my Hoùse well Pròtected, because the Góat usually Sleēp With Anybody
Both Màle And Female! 😳😳😳😭😭😂😂😂😂
6) A little bòy Fëll from a Mängo Tree And bròke his Årm Còmplëtely!!!!....
Immediately he got Up, he tòld His friends:
"I'm so so Happy that I didn't diē 🙏😔
Because if I mistàkenly dië, my Daddy will kïll me" 💥💥😳😳😂😂😂
7) Things have finally Spòiled in this World!! 😧😔😔😔
Imagine a 10 year Old boy shòwing me Nūdë Tapēs....
Immediately he shòwed me that Rubbīsh, I gave him a Dîrty Slàp to còrrect him that he's still a Yoùng Boy 😒😒😒
I dēalt With him So so seriòusly....
After bëating him Seriously, The two of us Sat dòwn and we Wàtch the Full vìdëo 😒😒😳😂😂😂😂😂
8) Biology Teacher: Spērms contains Sùgar insìde!
Nkechi stöod Up!, And Loóked at me and said...
"Joshua, Can you seē that you're usëless???.... Why was your Own Tastëless yēsterday??!" 💥😧😧😳😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂💔💔
9) Nkechi, I don't think anyòne Loves you Than I do! 🙏😔😔😔
I'm saying this In Public because I cherish you 😔😔😔😔
But I really Need to Advice you.....
You may Nòt like Me, FINE!, I won't complain ...😒😒
But please 🥺🙏, don't dàting Thi
