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Name: Oni'slaw
Address: Kaduna, NG
Telephone: +2348031895668

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“To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize fai

23/06/2023

I have reached 100 followers! Thank you for your continued support. I could not have done it without each of you. 🙏🤗🎉

05/04/2023

"Discipline is choosing between what you want now and what you want most"

05/04/2023

3 things to admire:
Humility, Confidence, Commitment.

3 things to maintain:
Friendship, Promise, Honesty.

3 things to control:
Tongue, Temper, Temptation.

3 things to prevent:
Laziness, Complaining, Doubt.

3 things to watch:
Attitude, Behavior, Language.

31/01/2023

As in😲🤔

29/01/2023

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26/01/2023

How you live your life shouldn't be anybody business but character is like a disease that spread around, it can contaminate the environment.

24/01/2023

I was eating white rice🍚with stew and enjoying my drink around 4pm🕓. A man entered the restaurant with a brief case💼. I guess he was a big politician because his dressing and pot belly portrays it.
He walked and sat down as everybody looked at him. Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying😢😭. The woman knelt down and told him that her children and herself want to die of hunger since her husband died. This man opened the💼and gave her #500,000. The woman jumped up and left the scene in happiness😊😊😊.
I was still watching when another man entered😢😭and came to him. He knelt down and begged him that, he needed💵💰💴to establish his business.
To my surprise... This man brought out #10,000,000 (Ten Million Naira cheque) and he gave the man.🙄🙄
This time, I started murmuring and practicing on the lie I would blow to have my own national cake.
I started crying seriously,😭😭😭and went to the man. Immediately I knelt down, I heard "Cut! Cut!! Cut!!!.
I turned and saw the director of the movie. He was just laughing at me seriously.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣and said, "Chai Madam, nah movie we dey shoot here ooo".🙅🙆🏾♀️🙆🏾♀️
Shame wan k!ll me. Chai!!!
Economy recession no go k!ll person.🤣
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24/01/2023

*Women Problems*

Wife: Can I cut my hair and make it short?
Husband: Cut it

W: I took lot of efforts to grow it long..
H: Then don't cut it

W: They say short hair is the fashion these days..
H: Then cut it

W: What if the fashion changes after I cut?
H: Then don't cut it

W: All my friends say that I will look beautiful with a short hair..
H: Then cut it

W: But I doubt whether short hair will suit my small face..
H: Then don't cut it

W: But short hair is very easy to manage..
H: Then cut it

W: But how can I wear flowers in my hair. I love to wear flowers.
H: Then don't cut it

W: I think there is nothing wrong in trying once...
H: Then cut it

W: But it may take a long time to grow hair again.
H: Then don't cut it

W: Still I feel like giving it a try once
H: Then cut it

W: If I look ugly after cutting my hair ....
H: Then don't cut it .
The husband is undergoing treatment in a mental hospital presently. He doesn't speak anything except two sentences. "Then cut it" and "Then don't cut it."

Haba! Women palava!!
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So you won't give a like on my post 😖😖🥺🥺🙏🙏🙏🙏

24/01/2023

Toh fa🤔

23/01/2023

The first person when you press @ is beautiful but stubborn, mention them🤣🤣

23/01/2023

I swear🤣🤣🤣

20/01/2023

What did you have to say🤔😭

19/01/2023

No be lie😂😂😂

19/01/2023

Name them👇🏼👇🏼

19/01/2023

Seriously🤔

19/01/2023

People they chop aha🤔😲

18/01/2023

😂😂😂

18/01/2023

Tell us🤔

14/11/2022

"It’s not easy to heal. To get rid of bad habits. To be a better person. None of it is easy, but you must stay patient with yourself. No matter how many times you may fall backward, always pick yourself up and try again. You will get there."

09/11/2022

Good people brings happiness, if it's money that brought happiness riches wouldn't have want people around them, so value the good people around you👌🏼👍🏼

05/11/2022

30 POINTS I WILL TELL MY DAUGHTER BEFORE SENDING HER OFF

1) No man is perfect

2) Men are like children. So be like his mother.

3) Hear quickly; talk slowly.

4) Never compete with a man.

5) Never try to be equal with him.

6) Be fast to apologize when you know you are wrong.

7) Don't be too jealous with him. This is good for your peace of mind.

😎 You may check on his phone if you want, but that isn't necessary.

9) Always be honest as a wife.

10) Never leave your house for a long distance without his permission.

11) Make sure you know the food he likes, and prepare that at least twice a week if money allows.

12) Don't let your husband get in the house with a parcel in his hand.

13) Try to make a budget together.

14) Be his adviser, not a critiser.

15) Don't ever forget that a wife is a helper of husband.

16) Learn good things from your mother.

17) When God blesses you with children, never give more attention to your children and forget your husband.

18) Learn to smile at your husband.

19) When your husband knocks off from work, greet him. If possible, hug him.

20) Don't let your husband leave the house without eating. This may mean "eat" and "eat".

21) When you husband becomes angry, stop talking.

22) Keep the bedroom clean always.

23) Never put cloths on the bed. Some men hate that.

24) Be a clean woman.

25) Look romantic.

26) Always remember to do what a wife should do. You are not his sister.

27) Treat his relatives as you would treat yours.

28) Oftentimes ask how his relatives are doing.

29) Go to church together.

30) Never compare your husband or your house to someone else's.
please guys should i increase the volume 🙄

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03/11/2022

Dear Sister.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Use your 4k and buy chicken, fry it and make a saucy pepper chicken,
fry 10 to 15 Pieces of plantain and package it in a very good Dinner-set.
Everything wouldn't passed 7K.
Call that promising young man who you claim you love very much and ask him how his day went today, ask him of his schedule now till later in the day
Tell him you will be coming by 3 or 4pm,
On your way going, buy 2 Big Chill Exotic juice and add to the Chicken and plantain you prepared,
Dress decently and modest, spray your best perfume and above all put on your best smile,
Genuflect on seeing him and tell him you just brought a little flask to give him, you can even eat it together with him, chat for 5 to 10minutes and tell him you will be on your way, remind him to stay safe and be of good behaviour
Hug him( Side or full embrace) and whisper to him in his ears that you love him.
Sister you wont die.🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆
I Repeat you will not die !!!😜😜😜😜😜😜

If you do this, your village people will free you sharp sharp

You will not faint
You wont go Broke🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Infact, we will not serve you breakfast.!!!
Some of you only know how to bill,
you never give At all.....
Haba...
Let me come and be going self..🚶🚶🚶

03/11/2022

2million to start business or every month??

02/11/2022

People always available when you're no more available 👂🏼

02/11/2022

Let's go👇🏼

02/11/2022

He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachet is not hungry
-Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1943)

31/10/2022

As from tomorrow 1st November, we are all moving from grass to grace🙏🏼

31/10/2022

Be thankful that you’re not where you used to be. You’ve outgrown so much and you’re still learning. You’ve survived so much which made you stronger and more aware. Give yourself credit for making it this far. The best is yet to come for you.

31/10/2022

Today is a beginning of the week, may we succeed in whatever we lay our hands on🙏🏼....Amen!!

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