16/12/2019
Dear baeless uncles,
Those beautiful and classy ladies you are scared of approaching at church are usually the loneliest and simplest of all the girls you might know. Don't let their looks intimidate you, underneath the pretty makeup, the gorgeous dress, the sweet pair of shoes and the straight face is a woman who is single, open and in need of some attention from a Godloving man who knows how to treat a goodwoman right.
She is straight that way because it is how God made it. It is not their natural side to come out to say, "Hey broz I'm single and available to be wooed.". Naa, if you are waiting for her to come out in the open then you might as well wait until she gives you an invitation card to her wedding.
One thing that kills us men is the general assumption that a lady must have a man because of the way she dresses and carries herself. Broz, she is sooooo single and she got no man. she is single with her maryKay and Zaron. Single with her Darling yankee and Brazilian wig, single single single. Most of the times she dressed to get your attention, while you are over there assuming she's got a man because she looks soo good to be single. The truth is, she doesn't have a man because you and 99 other men are assuming she's dating someone when she's sooo single.
Seriously, I know a brother who has had a crush on a lady at church for as long as I can remember but he couldnt make a move on her. Guess why? Because she's a regular tither. Yea, men can be like that, we are that bad with assumptions. Everytime she gets up during service to go drop her tithe at the altar he thinks, "oh, she pays her tithe every month, there is no way she is still single." And that fear has slowly turned his crush into sisterly love because he cannot man up and make a move.
Don't assume she has a man because she drives a nice car to church. Bro make your move she's single. Go over to her car and ask her to a movie date in the front seat. Sit comfortably in your bike or keke napep and wave to her in her jeep. She's very approachable, that straight face is only a front.
Church girls love their men bold and courageous. Men who cannot only speak in tongues but can also take the bold step and break through her defences to get to her heart. So uncle, when you see her at church tomorrow, go over and say hello, then ask for her name. Don't be too quick to ask her for her number, the world is not ending tomorrow, you still have next sunday to continue the wooing, where are you rushing to? Don't be too quick to ask for a movie date either, no matter how single a good woman is, she'll never go on any sort of date with a brother she doesn't know too well. So start by asking her name this sunday. Next sunday ask for her number. Call her inbetween the week. Upper sunday ask if she'll be free next weekend. Then ask for that movie date. You have to be patient with this, if you were so much in a hurry you would have started the process since January. Uncle compose yourself before you go over, if you like go and disgrace your village people😏😏😏😏
