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24/05/2023

Taraba state University
Su week currently ongoing
It's Rag and it was amazing

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24/05/2023

Joseph sarwuan Tarkaa University makurdi SU week on going
Today was old school day
The best pictures seen so far

30/03/2023

Congratulations bro

Jostum student from kogi state bags first class in Agricultural economic

07/01/2023

They don't even tell us they're pregnant for us anymore. You go just dey Waka for road,dey see pikin wey resemble you 🤣🤣

15/09/2022

Happy birthday comr to the able jostum 01
More Grace to excel and more wins

14/09/2022

3 rats were arguing about who had d most swagger
1st Rat: I chop food with rat poison, I no die.
2nd Rat: 😎I dance awilo on top mouse trap, nothing do me.
3rd Rat: Bone dat tin!!!😏 see that cat wey dey go so? Na me give
am belle!😂😂😂
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14/09/2022

Boy aged 4: dad, I've decided to get married

Dad: wonderful, do you have a girl in mind?

Boy: yes, grandma! She said she loves me, I love her too.. and she's the best cook and & story teller in the whole world!

Dad: that's nice, but we have a small problem there!

Boy: what problem?

Dad: she happens to be my mother. How can you marry my mother!?

Boy: why not?! You married mine!!

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03/09/2022

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Sule was a very dull boy. His peers called him "Father of fools"

When he was in a Private school he got the following results:

Maths = 2%
English = 5%
Science = 0%
Social sciences = 1%

He was taken to a government school and got the following results;

Maths = 0%
English = 1%
Science = 0%
Social sciences = 0%

His parents were very disappointed but still decided to put him in a Christian school even though they were not Christians.
The First term Sule passed and was the first in the class .
Maths = 90%
English = 93%
Science = 95%
Social sciences = 89%

His parents could not believe it. They asked him how he managed to pass and he said;

*"when I saw a man nailed on the cross at every corner of the school building, I knew that these teachers don't joke with students here, they will nail me too if I fail''*

😂😂😂
_*The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom.*_
Have blissful weekend ahead.

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02/09/2022

I'll neva buy movie from street again.. I bought Iron man 3 today.. and all I was seeing was a man Ironing his clothes since 3hrs

02/09/2022

(COLD WEATHER)

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02/09/2022

8 things to make your relationship sweet..

1.Cook together while gisting together and sneaking small kisses here and there. It's not by waiting for food and crying for food when it's not ready.

2.Serve your partner breakfast in bed once in a while. Not when you do tea finish, you leave it in a jug and call your bf/gf to bring cup.

3.Play like children once in a while, stop behaving as if the hardship of the country is the cause of your relationship being dry.

4.Stare at your partner with bedroom eyes to make them feel wanted. Not when you want to do the do, you'll quietly start touching leg little by little.

5.If you're a religious couple, pray together, pray for one another.

6.Give your partners random hugs from behind or in front. Behind hugs for guys to give their girls and front hugs from girls.

7.Take your partners as your best friend because sometimes, you don't have to act like people in a relationship. Just two crazy friends.

8.Please, try and have s3x somewhere away from your bed. Try the shower, table, anywhere from the bed. I'm sure the bed would complain if it could talk.

If you're single and reading this, sorry, I don't think there's a guide for you...

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02/09/2022

Update ‼️
Carter efe song machala with berri Tiga has been removed from apple music and Spotify 🥺🤯.
No official reason for that yet.

01/09/2022

Happy new month you
May this month brings you joy and happiness
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31/08/2022

WHY I STOPPED TEACHING PRESCHOOL KIDS

At the school where I work, there’s a little girl named Nancy. She’s so cute and sweet. About two months ago just before knocking off, I found her busy, trying to put on her shoes.

So I approached her, and offered to help. It was such a torrid time. The boots seemed to be smaller than her size. It took me 5 minutes to help her wear them. After taking a few steps away from her when we were done, she called me and said, “Teacher, you made me wear banana.” When I looked at her shoes, to my embarrassment, I realised I had misplaced her shoes - the banana style. Right leg on the left foot and left leg on the right.

It took me 3 minutes trying to take off the shoes again. After struggling so much I eventually managed to remove them and tried putting them on again, this time the correct way. However, it was more difficult than the first time.

When I finished, she said: “Teacher, these shoes are not mine!”
I really got angry, but since I work with little kids, I had to be patient and control my anger. I struggled to remove the shoes again. I then asked Nancy where her own shoes were and this is what she said:

“These shoes belong to my sister, my mum made me wear them in the morning today.”

This time I boiled in anger. But since I always do my job perfectly and wholeheartedly, I helped her to put on the shoes again. When we were done, Nancy pulled another shocker. “What about the socks, teacher?” she asked sweetly.

I wondered whether I should laugh or cry. At that point, I already had beads of perspiration forming on my forehead.

Politely and swiftly I asked her, “Where are the socks Nancy?”
She innocently replied: “I shoved them in my shoes, they are in front of my toes!”

I simply resigned and I’m now into farming

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31/08/2022