MC Gee Brave

05/06/2024

1. "I can't date a brøke guy",,,, yet you support your Bra with an office pin🧷.
😂😂😂🚶

2. Ordinary go and off the light, you are jumping and jubilating. What if she turns to snāke?

Chaiiiiii, temple run reloaded.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

3. No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS!
😌😏🤣

4. Now in Nigeria, hanging of mobile phone chargers on the neck is a part of our dressing...
NEPA WHY???
🤔🤔🤔

5. Dear future wife, many shall come in my name, saying "I am he". Believe them not, I did not send anybody.

Just keep waiting, I go come myself.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

6. W͟h͟e͟n͟ a͟ b͟o͟y͟ a͟n͟d͟ a͟ g͟i͟r͟l͟ a͟r͟e͟ t͟o͟g͟e͟t͟h͟e͟r͟
A͟m͟e͟r͟i͟c͟a͟n͟s͟: t͟h͟e͟y͟ a͟r͟e͟ just f͟r͟i͟e͟n͟d͟s͟
N͟i͟g͟e͟r͟i͟a͟n͟s͟: S͟o͟ Chiamaka t͟o͟o͟ d͟o͟n͟ d͟e͟ c͟o͟l͟l͟e͟c͟t͟ d͟!¢k͟💔💔😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

7. B4 u post sumtin ønline 4 sāle, put d prīce.
Not d one I will come to your DM & u will say bøxer is 13k.
For which Nyash?💔😂😂😂😂

8. I wanted to go to jogging but proverbs 28:1 Says The Wīcked Run When No One Is Chasing Them 😂💔

9. Some years ago a woman was pregnant and gave birth to the beautiful søul reading this pøst😇🫂

10. Stop bēating dogs at a weddings reception because you're all there for the same reason🤭😂😂😂😂😂

11. Dēāth is when a conductor put his armpit directly on your face as he dey collect møney from people at the back.
Just dīe there😂😂😂😂😂

12. Apart from me which other celebrity do you wish to meet again 🏃🏃🏃🏃🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just tab the like botton, Dem will not debit you ooo🙏🏿🙏🏿🥺

01/06/2024

So Bobrisky get mummy risky, Anyways, welcome to kidrisky and congratulations to the risky family as a whole.

29/05/2024

29/05/2024

Read oo😂
House girl mistakenly call oga "darling" in front of madam,as we dey settle the matter,na so gate man enter inside come called madam "babe calm down"🤣🤣🤣

If u be husband wettin u go do?

11/12/2023

I heard Bob Risky is now married
Man.
And i heard Bob Risky is now married
Woman.

15/06/2023

If they called the father Babalawo,
And the called the Mother Mamalawo,
What will they call the sons and daughters?😂😂😂🤷🤷🤷

31/05/2023

If u want to enjoy ur journey in a public transport just shout "this Nigeria🇳🇬"self"like a mad man.

06/04/2023

11/11/2022

Honestly how do ladies feel
On G-string b'cos I feel uncomfortable when boxer
Enter my YaYa🙄😂

17/10/2022

Patient at psychiatric hospital. 🤯.
The patient climbed 🧗a tree and remained there for about an hour ⏰then he fell down.🤸
When the👨‍⚕️ doctors rushed to his aid and was asked what happened?
Then he replied "I don ripe".😂😅😆😹🤭

13/10/2022

Long time no saw🤔
According to carpenter😀😂🤣😃😄😅

12/10/2022

Chai 🙆‍♂️...see ewedu 🌿 broom every where...
after many yrs of drinking Garry!!!...
Now they are trying to put someone that will make us eat ewedu by force,God forbid...
Me I can't eat ewedu Oooo....

03/10/2022

Do u know that Ali is no longer a boy 👦 ☺?

Simbi is now a mother of 2 children 😂 😂 😂

Do u still remember Edet....he know longer lives in calabar but has moved to Canada ☺ ☺

What abOut Agbo....Agbo is happily married too and has left the town of lagoon for London 😂 😂 😂

Eze no longer goes to school....he is now a graduate 🎓 ☺ ☺

Even Mr salami is no longer a farmer but a politician 😂 😂 😂

Remember Ralia the sugar girl 👧
She now owns one of the sugar factories in kano ☺ ☺

Ade our naughty little brother 👦 is now a medical doctor in one of the biggest hospital in the country 😂 😂 😂 😂

Do u know Chike the river boy 👦
He is now a contractor specialized in building roads and bridges 😂 😂

Nkem (the fruit of honesty) has ruled for 52 years 😂😂

Wow!

What a great medium to recall those days of Macmillan English ☺ ☺

We still have them off hand

Help others feel blessed!

03/10/2022

Dear Ghana
👉It's called "Church" not "Chech"
👉 It's called "Pastor" not "Pastar"
👉 It's called "Doctor" not "Dactar"
👉 It's called "Bus" not "Bes"

Dear Edo
👉 It's called "Bath" not "Baff"
👉 It's called "Naira" not "Nera"
👉 It's called "Witch" not "Winch"

Dear Yoruba
👉 It's called "Argument" not "Ajument"
👉 It's called "Air" not "Hair"
👉 It's called "Eight" not "Hate"
👉 It's called "Zero" not "Siro"
👉 It's called "MTN" not "Empty Hen"

Dear Hausa
👉 It's called "Fifty" not "Pipty"
👉 It's called "People" not "Feffle"
👉 It's called "Victoria" not "Bictoria"
👉 It's called "Florence" not "Plorence"
👉 It's called "Peter" not "Feter"
👉 It's called "Five" not "Pipe"
👉 It's called "Glo" not "Gilo"
👉 It's called "Come" not "Kwam"
👉 It's called "Correct" not "Kwuaret"

Lest I Forget...
My Dearest Igbo(Igbo kwenu)
👉 It's called "Bedsheet" not "Baysheet"
👉 It's called A "Gucci Bag" not "Egusi Bag"
👉 He is "Mark Zuckerberg" not "Mark Nsuka Bread"
👉 its called peter obi and not Pit Obi 😂😂😂

Dear CALABAR /AKWA IBOM
👉 It's called "Don't mention" and not "Don't menyon"
👉 It's called "Department" not "Depamen"
👉 It's called "James and John" not "Yems and Yun"
👉 It's called "Jump up" not "Yump up"

Enheen Make I Tell Una...
My Dear ANAMBRA( NNEWI, ONITSHA AND AWKA) people
👉 It's called "Lorry" not "Lolly"
👉 It's called "Rice" not "Lice" Bikonu
👉 It's called "Africa" not "Aflica"
👉 It's called "Certificate" not "Cerfiticket"
👉 It's called "Brother" not "Bloda"
👉 It's called "Nigeria" not "Nijelia"

I just say make I update una 😂🤣 😅 😂 🤣

02/10/2022

Smart and wise lady Narrated this ...

She said My husband told me that he was going for two weeks seminar abroad.
Then I later discovered that my husband was with another woman in the next street.
I went there and found my husband with the woman. I left and went back home without saying anything.
Two days after, my husband came back home and went straight to the bedroom. Five minutes later when i did not see him in the living room, i went in only to see him packing his clothes.
Me: Honey what are you doing.
Husband: I am packing out of this house.
Me: But why?
Husband: If you were the one caught with another man, I would have sent you packing. But now that you have caught me, I deserve the same punishment. So I want to punish myself by packing out.
Me : (i quickly knelt down) Honey, no need to punish yourself. I have forgiven you already.
Husband: Really, you should let me serve my punishment.
Me: (i unpacked the load) There is no need. The Bible tells us to forgive one another.
Talking to myself.... ( 'yeye' man, he is looking for excuse to go and stay with that woman permanently, for where? Look, you can't dodge your responsibilities oo. Na me and you go take care of the five children weh we born)😂😁

28/09/2022

21/09/2022

Navy Blue👖💙
Police black✴️

20/09/2022

I heard D's from a friend,that he is still ashāmed of himself 🙆‍♂️🤣 I ask him why?

The he said;

Him and his girlfriend were on video call on whatsapp when she told me that she was ho_rny, That she really need him beside her.

He ask her"How about your parent? Are they not at at home? " I asked her.
"They just traveled now. Please be coming my darling " she said.

He said It's a very long distance relationship, She is living in jos and I'm living in Enugu.

Because something must k!ll a man, he quickly børrow money from his mum and then boarded a cab to jos from enugu state.😁

As he got there, he said She gave me a sachet water to drink because he was thirty.

And he told her "Abeg, Let us start this thing" I said immediately as I drank the water finished.

As she was coming to meet me,We heard a knøck on the door.

"Open the door" it was a voice from her mother.

Her parent returned back home because they decided to make it another day after getting to the garrage and saw plenty people standing, waiting for cabs.

My girlfriend then told me to sneāk out of their house through the back door.

I came back home without doing what i went there to do.Even just a peck, I couldn't give her.

Till now, I still can't believe that i traveled to jos just to drink a sachet water.

Well, I'm not really çrying.. But i don't know how Tēars are just rolling down from my eyes.. 😓😓

15/09/2022

Imagine 🙆‍♂️
One👆,I mean 1 Single of pepper 🌶️ in my area now is
10₦

27/08/2022

The lack of mechanical accuracy in English, coherence and grammatical errors in some people spellings sha.
Please do try construct your Write up point to the fact that though you went to school a little as indicated in your Profile, don't act lik you are still a stark EDUCATED ILLITERATE .
May be they taught you in Yoruba Language in all the schools you allegedly attended or you parade FAKE Certificates just like your preferred candidate, who is younger than his child, hence you can't construct well in English Language . What you carry on your back makes you look like a POOR ILLITERATE farmer that you really are , who is praying cocoa in a weedy plantation .You are a POORLY brought up young FOOL who can't control emotions hence you can insult your elders with impunity . I am sure that you beat up your father every morning before you go to farm .Pls learn to behave well !!! .

24/08/2022

What do you think?

23/08/2022

🙋🏽‍♂🙋🏽‍♂ A pastor announced, if u know ur wife is controlling u, move to the left". All the men in the church moved to the left except one man.
The pastor was happy that there was at least one strong man, and asked, " How come your wife can't control you? "
The man quietly replied, it's my wife who told me not to move "
😆😅😀😃😄😁😂🤣😉😊☺🤪😜🤩🧐🤓😎😳🥵🥶🤭🤔🙄😯😓😥😰😨😭🤫🤤😪😵😂
I come in peace.
Good afternoon

13/08/2022

Once upon a time,🦎lizard mistakingly fell into d river, suddenly a marmain came&help him.
Empower him&name him crocodile 🐊

05/08/2022

BE CAREFUL WHO PRINTS YOUR WEDDING IV CARDS.

A Printer was asked to put 1 John 4:18 on a Wedding Card, but he made a mistake by not including the "1" before John so he printed John 4:18.

1John 4:18 says "There is no fear in love but perfect love cast out all fears."

But John 4:18 says "For You have had five husbands before and even the one you have now is not your husband."

We are still begging the husband to understand that it was the printer's mistake.

it was the Printer's mistake.

I say make I update una small.😂

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28/07/2022

I ask Which animal has chased you before?
😂
Imagine someone have the mind to say 👮

12/07/2022

*Girls I Swear Una No Go Kill Us* 😅😂😂😅😂🤣
Lady👩‍🦱:Hi👋
Guy🙍‍♂️:Hi, How Are You?
Lady👩‍🦱:Am Fine And You?
Guy🙍‍♂️: Everything Is Fine
Lady 👩‍🦱:What Do You Do For Living.?
Guy🙍‍♂️: Nothing, And I Don't Study.
Lady👩‍🦱: Why?
Guy 🙍‍♂️:I Don't Like Going To School.
Lady👩‍🦱:Ah!! Pity.
Guy🙍‍♂️:And You?
Lady👩‍🦱:Am Engaged.
Guy🙍‍♂️:Wow Really Good.
Lady👩‍🦱:You Are Single And Poor.
Guy🙍‍♂️:Ah! I Was Left With Inheritance Of₦50 Million From My Grandfather To Get Marry With It.
Lady👩‍🦱:You Know, I And My Fiancee Just Broke Up.
Guy🙍‍♂️:You know, The Money Get Burn When Our House Caught Fire.
Lady👩‍🦱:We Broke Up But We Just Re-Union Back And We Have Fix The Date Of Our Wedding.
Guy🙍‍♂️: Luckily The Suitcase That Contain The Money Didn't Catch Fire, I Was Able To Carry My Money Safe.
Lady👩‍🦱: Unfortunately My Fiancee Just Die Last Week..🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️😂🤣😅🤣😅😂🤣😂🤣

23/03/2022

If the children of Israel were like the boys and girls nowadays 🙆while, crossing the red sea, they would have spent the whole day in the middle of the sea, taking pictures and uploading them on Facebook,WhatsApp,BBM,Twitter even on Instagram with coments like
"chilling with bro Moses"
"miracle things on point"
"crossing the red sea"
"omo see fish flexing"
"Pharaoh no fit catch us"
"flexing with Uncle Aaron"
"swimming mood activated"
No b say we too like to split water but na Pharaoh dey rush us..

10/03/2022

*VACANCY !
VACANCY !!
VACANCY !!!
VACANCY !!!!
VACANCY !!!!!
VACANCY !!!!!!
VACANCY !!!!!!!!!

Are you a Nigerian youth? ......................................Are you tired of being in Nigeria?.................................. Are you a Medical Doctor, Nurse, Professional Teacher, an Engineer, a Fashion designer, a Software developer or a Student, Athlete, musician, artist? .....................................Areu between the ages of 18 and 45?................................. Do you want to travel abroad for work, sports or for studies?

If yes, you are a big liar...... (suggest drama)

*WE DIE HERE*🤣🤣🤣...serve D's God together..

Nobody is going anywhere. We are all going to stay in this country,act drama,pray and fight corruption. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ...........
Let me go and disturb another group.....I'm peaceful be peaceful@dapeaceangel Gabriel.......sorry to disturb,D's is not my real life style, it's free style life...... remain bless..
🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃lol*

31/01/2022

I saw my SS3 Mathematics teacher today. We greeted and he asked for directions to GT Bank.
Hmmmmmm 🤔,my turn..

I told him to make a 360° turn and walk for like 1.8m,then find the coefficient of X using Pythagoras theorem and round it up to the nearest tens.
With seriousness I told him that u will see a big pharmacy which is perpendicular to his right,then make an obtuse angle turn,u'll see the bank at a distance of about the logarithm of 7 and using four figure table to find the Anti- log.
Life na turn by turn,me that I don't like mathematics.
🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

Let him feel what I felt when I was in school.
😀😁😂🤣
He will be confusing someone in school, making my brain to distop my head.

I heard on the radio he's missing...

the man Never see Anything, life na turn by turn...
🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃😂😂😂😂😂I'm MC gee brave..

05/11/2021

Before girls song😜
I no come DS life to suffer 😫

After results..
Somebody son go find me one day🤔

Babe no vex🤗

Go Deliverance...💆

🚶I come in peace...