27/02/2020
1). He who _refuses to mix Agege bread
and akara as a type of sandwich_ is a
racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)
2). He who _completely unwraps moimoi
and gala_before eating cannot keep a
secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864) 3). Only a courageous woman can _fry a
bunch of plantain without tasting any_ -
Albert Macauley (1872)
4). _Drinking Garri_ doesn't mean ~u're
poor~, but _allowing the Garri to swell
before drinking_ is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)
5). Any man who _drinks Alomo bitters
without squeezing his face_, is capable of
murder - Michael Faraday (1899)
6). Any man that uses his _teeth to cut
shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open_, is not afraid of anything -
Williams Shakespeare (1900)
7). Anyone who _graduates from a
conventional school without experiencing
a strike_, has never been to Nigeria - Lord
Lugard (1904) 8). He who _runs around looking for
scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachet_
is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
9). He who says _nothing lasts forever_
has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson
Mandela (1973) 10). No matter _how hot your temper is_,
it cannot cook yam - Prof Jega (2015)
11). Anyone who _reads this without
laughing_, is either looking for job or
needs money badly - Donald Trump
(2016).
