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15/11/2024

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Emmalix Group ....

Austin Ejph...

07/11/2024

Its giving back time...

ONENEED DOT COME ..

01/09/2022

Good God

17/08/2022

I can't bear this again please advise me 😂😂😂😂😂

I have a girlfriend who is a police officer. When she misses me, she just come to my house in uniform and arrest me in presence of my wife and take me to her home till the next day.

Then she bring me back and tell my wife “we are not done with investigations yet. I shall pick him up anytime we want more from him“

And my innocent wife will always say: 'madam officer, God bless you for handling my husband's case with care I will make sure he is always available anytime you need him''. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂,Am I doing well or what do you think my people ?????

04/08/2022

You're in a püblic toïlet
Nö water,no tïssue
Only Bïble & cheque of $70billion. Use one😎
THÜNDER GET REÄDY💥

29/07/2022

My wife said she loves a cool man
I have been inside the fridge since, will soon block. All I want is her happiness .

Gbokwanu?

25/07/2022

No woman can control me, No woman can control me; but once she says "go and close the door" You fly like a Bird Brother!😂😎na man control you? Idiot man 😂😂😂😂

05/07/2022

😭😭😭😭😭
*A Very touching story from China*
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*​I felt like crying😭.*
*​Especially that part where he said: 汦睯攺潢摲牥㩳瀲㭸漭戭牯*

No dey look me🙄
Na true life story I dey tell you 🚶🚶

31/05/2022

*Chuka borrow Osita phone to call him mama, as he type him mama number naaa "Sugar-mummy Asaba" the phone display 😹😹*

*I swear since morning, we dey here dey settle matter.. We never finish oo😂😂 😂*

15/05/2022

We are Evangelists

11/05/2022

Just ,this afternoon ooo a Yoruba boy who was dating an igbo girl whose name was Njideka asked her to lie to his mum when he takes her home that her name was Bisi. He told her his mum had a phobia for non-Yoruba people and would never accept her once she knows her name was an Igbo girl. She did as he instructed on sighting the boyfriend's mum. She asked her what her name was and she said 'Bisi' but not without her characteristic thick igbo accent. The boy's tribalistic mum was so happy that her son was getting married to a Yoruba girl ignoring the igbo tone and she said: 'what a lovely name, your boyfriend's elder brother too is Adebisi, his Dad is Olabisi and my best friend's name is Omobisi, which of the Bisi is yours?' She was confused and she replied Ndubisi...the woman fainted.She is still on ground since morning ooooo.!!!!!!!!!!!

08/05/2022

04/05/2022

My landlord came to my shop yesterday to buy condom And I told him it has finished, this morning as the wife came to my shop to buy bread, I told her to inform her husband that the condom he was looking for yesterday is now available. Since morning they are being fighting and everyone is blaming me...

Abeg wetin I do....did I do wrong?

02/05/2022

*CONCENTRATION WILL OPEN ANY DOOR*

The first law of success is concentration.

Concentration is your magic key that opens the door to accomplishing anything.

When your physical and mental resources are focused, your power to resolve problems multiples tremendously. To do two things at once is to do neither.

Bend all of your energies to one point, and go directly to that point, looking neither to the right nor to the left.

Nothing can add more power to your life as much as concentrating all your energies on a limited set of targets.

The sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. Success is the result of well directed energy.

Good morning everyone and happy New week

27/04/2022

HOW TO SCAM SHALLOW MINDED CHRISTIANS PART 1

1. Organize a programme.

2. Make Sure it's around the end of the month when salaries will be paid.

3. Look for trending gospel artistes.

4. Negotiate a price with the gospel music artist.

5. Invite good motivational speakers and prophetic smooth talkers. He must fly in from another city or country. You must innocently sit down during the service, and feign ignorance.

6. Make billboards and jingles (it's for publicity).

7. Now, on the D day. It must be emphasized how the invited guest(s) left other business behind to fly all the way here. All because of the anointing of giving.

8. Now let the musician sing and stir the emotions of all present

9. Now, if you can give in hundred thousands come to the altar if in fivety thousands stand by my right side

10. Work don set. At this time, most are no longer thinking straight and many will come up to the altar just for show off

11. If you can give land, car etc. I will pray for you specially after service in the Pastor's office.

12. Let the singers massage people's emotions with the popular songs

13. Show them how the widow gave her last mite & the widow of Zarephath too. (They will agree, because it's in the bible)

14. Now hear the chief scammer "I know I said I won't go beyond this amount, but the lord just said to me, the anointing is for everyone here, so come with whatever you have.

15. The job is done. Now you, the host pastor and guest meet and share according to their agreement.

16. The victims will now be waiting for all the promises and prophecies. It's been 10 years now. They're going to be waiting for the next program to come again while they are thinking on how to repay debts upon debts, bills and fees without an inch of raise in their income. ( C)

27/04/2022

Its raining cat and dog and your child tells you Daddy/ Mummy please come inside before thunder fires you. Please my people is this an insult or care word from an innocent child? Sincere comments please ,let go me people .

30/03/2022

From April 2nd ❤️ dem go hear

01/03/2022

Happy new month of marching FORWARD in all RAMIFICATIONS to all my friends, fans and family in Jesus name, Amen