GuruCon 2024

10/22/2024

What would happen if GuruCon 2024 collided with RoofCON?

WE ARE ABOUT TO FIND OUT!

If you are attending RoofCon, grab a FREE ticket from one of these booths: SMA Support Services, Beacon Building Products, Atlas Roofing, Master Your Craft, CompanyCam, NTS or ROOFLE!

Food. Drinks. Fun.

And one very special surprise that might just be the best ROOFLE shenanigans yet! More to come...

10/21/2024

Come stop by our booth at RoofCON!

10/16/2024

I may not be able to financially recover from this! The ROOFLE private jet was stolen by none other than Atlas Roofing Contractor Program Manager, Josh D VanDusky.

We purchased this fighter plane fair-and-square from a pawn shop outside of Charlotte, NC.

Conspiracy theory: I don't think he acted alone. He wears the flair of his accomplices like bumper stickers.

GuruCon 2024 is scraping on its last dollar. We may be facing a serious crisis here.

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10/16/2024

World Champion Chicken Shooter Dan Walrack joins GuruCon 2024 by demonstrating his staggering display of distance and accuracy while launching rubber poultry from MainStage!

Fly, chicken, fly - Go Beyond the ROOFLEtops! Over the sparkle rainbow and past the golden horizon!

10/15/2024

I'm pretty much done mapping the breakout sessions at RoofCON

ONE WEEK FROM TODAY - ROOFLE team will be traveling to the most comprehensive roofing event of the season! Even the stellar lineup at GuruCon 2024 doesn't hold a candle to who you can meet and learn from at RoofCon!

10/09/2024

Stand back! He's a viral social media content creator!

One of our anonymous submissions came in from this self-proclaimed roofing influencer with the topic "The Summer I Took Hollywood by Storm as Little Nicky's Body Double"

Wow! ROOFLE's GuruCon 2024 just keeps getting better and better! Register today!

10/09/2024

Mathew Mulholland is an avid hat-wearer since middle school at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!

A little-known fact about Mat is that he was the first Hogwarts student ever to don the enchanted Sorting Hat (although it was just a prank to see if he could get Patricia Sparks sorted into Hufflepuff with him).

It didn't work, and Patricia fell in love with that Amos boy, Seth.

Another not-so-unknown secret is that Mathew had a full beard by the third grade... which is cool now, but at the time, cost him many a date with the fair maidens of Hogwarts.

Anyway, Mathew will be brining his talents to ROOFLE's GuruCon 2024 by sharing his love of hats and present "Hats Make You Smart - Except For That Deceptive Sorting Hat Which Will Stab You In The Back and Send Patricia To Slytherin House"

10/08/2024

This one has been a long time in the making, as my people have been in negotiations with his people for months!

I am excited to announce the one and only Jim Johnson will be presenting on main stage "Building Credibility With Sampson-Like Strength!"

Recently taking a Nazarite vow, Jim has found a new strength that he cannot wait to bring to the guru masses!

10/08/2024

10/07/2024

There is no hurricane scheduled to hit Fargo, ND in October 2024