SLAM PORTAL

Intergalactic Professional Wrestling in Austin, TX

01/16/2025

Lawrence Octavius Woodrow, newly ordained Central Machine Works sound man and hater of most things cool, shut off ‘s microphone because the volume was “too high.” Cosmo Orion, with the power of his belt, clinched victory at the end as things escalated into “a situation” at EMOGEDDON. Taylor Swift was there too.

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🏭 .machine.works

01/10/2025

Remember that time beat Juggalo .atomic.yoink by demonstrating how magnets work? Us too!

It took both of our referees to pry Arrow’s magnet from the ring and around Yoink’s neck. What a fateful night !

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12/10/2024

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

12/08/2024

Lets go!

12/03/2024

[FREE OUTSIDE WRESTLING SHOW - BEGINS AT 4PM - ALL AGES - 21+ TO DRINK - SOME CONTENT NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN - UT GAME ON BIG SCREEN]

Cosmic patterns sent through the portal via electrical transmission have long spoke the legend of EL RAYO from a parallel universe. What are his intentions at SLAM PORTAL?!? Is he a nice dude? Is he a tool? What are his views on renewable energy sources? Answers await at the FAR OUT LOUNGE & STAGE!

Join us for LAUGHS, TEARS, DROPKICKS, and all the HOLIDAY PIZZAZZ that makes SLAM PORTAL the MOST ENTERTAINING PRO WRESTLING PROMOTION IN AUSTIN!

WINTER TAKES ALL as the PORTAL harnesses energy for a very special holiday show that will totally SLEIGH. OH DEER, TALK ABOUT THE ROYAL TREE-TMENT!

And if you haven’t been to SLAM PORTAL, you are in for a treat. One of Austin’s most immersive and actually weird forms of entertainment, our shows have boasted acts including but not limited to free doughnuts being tossed into the audience, countless broken tables, real* celebrity boy band performances, a smart car driven up to the ring, live haircuts, multiple livestock appearances, a Jonas brother, a wedding, and some of the best pro wrestling in Central Texas and the GALAXY.

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AND MORE!

12/01/2024

[FREE OUTSIDE WRESTLING SHOW - BEGINS AT 4PM - ALL AGES - 21+ TO DRINK - SOME CONTENT NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN]

The PIZZA WOLF HIMSELF LUIGI PRIMO returns to SLAM PORTAL and will be in action on 12/7 at THE FAR OUT LOUNGE & STAGE!

Join us for LAUGHS, TEARS, DROPKICKS, and all the HOLIDAY PIZZAZZ that makes SLAM PORTAL the MOST ENTERTAINING PRO WRESTLING PROMOTION IN AUSTIN!

WINTER TAKES ALL as the PORTAL harnesses energy for a very special holiday show that will totally SLEIGH. OH DEER, TALK ABOUT THE ROYAL TREE-TMENT!

And if you haven’t been to SLAM PORTAL, you are in for a treat. One of Austin’s most immersive and actually weird forms of entertainment, our shows have boasted acts including but not limited to free doughnuts being tossed into the audience, countless broken tables, real* celebrity boy band performances, a smart car driven up to the ring, live haircuts, multiple livestock appearances, a Jonas brother, a wedding, and some of the best pro wrestling in Central Texas and the GALAXY.

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AND MORE!

11/29/2024

[FREE OUTSIDE WRESTLING SHOW - BEGINS AT 4PM - ALL AGES - 21+ TO DRINK - SOME CONTENT NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN]

ATOMIC YOINK fought through injury to finally defeat MICHAEL ARROW at EMOGEDDON… Neat! But the question on everyone’s mind is: does SANTA CLAUSE visit the DARK CARNIVAL? HO HO HO WHOOP WHOOP!

Join us for LAUGHS, TEARS, DROPKICKS, and all the HOLIDAY PIZZAZZ that makes SLAM PORTAL the MOST ENTERTAINING PRO WRESTLING PROMOTION IN AUSTIN!

WINTER TAKES ALL as the PORTAL harnesses energy for a very special holiday show that will totally SLEIGH. OH DEER, TALK ABOUT THE ROYAL TREE-TMENT!

And if you haven’t been to SLAM PORTAL, you are in for a treat. One of Austin’s most immersive and actually weird forms of entertainment, our shows have boasted acts including but not limited to free doughnuts being tossed into the audience, countless broken tables, real* celebrity boy band performances, a smart car driven up to the ring, live haircuts, multiple livestock appearances, a Jonas brother, a wedding, and some of the best pro wrestling in Central Texas and the GALAXY.

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11/27/2024

[FREE OUTSIDE WRESTLING SHOW - BEGINS AT 4PM - ALL AGES - 21+ TO DRINK - SOME CONTENT NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN]

The Mustache Mafia just added third member Jamie Holley through the emo power of Chris Gaines! Will they make WORK/BENCH a tonsorial offer they cannot refuse?

Join us for LAUGHS, TEARS, DROPKICKS, and all the HOLIDAY PIZZAZZ that makes SLAM PORTAL the MOST ENTERTAINING PRO WRESTLING PROMOTION IN AUSTIN!

WINTER TAKES ALL as the PORTAL harnesses energy for a very special holiday show that will totally SLEIGH. OH DEER, TALK ABOUT THE ROYAL TREE-TMENT!

And if you haven’t been to SLAM PORTAL, you are in for a treat. One of Austin’s most immersive and actually weird forms of entertainment, our shows have boasted acts including but not limited to free doughnuts being tossed into the audience, countless broken tables, real* celebrity boy band performances, a smart car driven up to the ring, live haircuts, multiple livestock appearances, a Jonas brother, a wedding, and some of the best pro wrestling in Central Texas and the GALAXY.

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AND MORE!

11/25/2024

[FREE OUTSIDE WRESTLING SHOW - BEGINS AT 4PM - ALL AGES - 21+ TO DRINK - SOME CONTENT NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN]

Space Tiger, Jr. claimed victory over Pluto Mars at EMOGEDDON to become the newly crowned MEGA-WOLF-MODE CHAMPION! What new challenges will the title holder face at SLAM PORTAL’S HOLIDAY SPECIAL?!?

Join us for LAUGHS, TEARS, DROPKICKS, and all the HOLIDAY PIZZAZZ that makes SLAM PORTAL the MOST ENTERTAINING PRO WRESTLING PROMOTION IN AUSTIN!

WINTER TAKES ALL as the PORTAL harnesses energy for a very special holiday show that will totally SLEIGH. OH DEER, TALK ABOUT THE ROYAL TREE-TMENT!

And if you haven’t been to SLAM PORTAL, you are in for a treat. One of Austin’s most immersive and actually weird forms of entertainment, our shows have boasted acts including but not limited to free doughnuts being tossed into the audience, countless broken tables, real* celebrity boy band performances, a smart car driven up to the ring, live haircuts, multiple livestock appearances, a Jonas brother, a wedding, and some of the best pro wrestling in Central Texas and the GALAXY.

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AND MORE!

11/09/2024

Sow starts at 4pm! .machine.works Come get emo with us!

11/08/2024

SHOW BEGINS TOMORROW (SATURDAY, 11/9) AT 4PM .machine.works

GET READY TO GET EMO.

11/07/2024

[FREE OUTSIDE WRESTLING SHOW - BEGINS AT 4PM - ALL AGES - 21+ TO DRINK - SOME CONTENT NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN]

This is The Professor Jordan Tyler. He is very adamant that Taking Back Sunday is better than Brand New, but why? Maybe he’s correct, He IS a professor.

11/06/2024

[FREE OUTSIDE WRESTLING SHOW - BEGINS AT 4PM - ALL AGES - 21+ TO DRINK - SOME CONTENT NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN]

Who is this new visitor from the El Paso, Texas solar system and what are his views on The Promise Ring? Perhaps we will find out on Saturday; but probably not. We have a lot to do.

11/05/2024

[FREE OUTSIDE WRESTLING SHOW - BEGINS AT 4PM - ALL AGES - 21+ TO DRINK - SOME CONTENT NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN]

HO-HO-HOLY SMOKES! SLAM PORTAL is making its debut at FAR OUT LOUNGE + STAGE, winner of the “Best New Music Venue” by the Austin Music Awards!

Join us for LAUGHS, TEARS, DROPKICKS, and all the HOLIDAY PIZZAZZ that makes SLAM PORTAL the MOST ENTERTAINING PRO WRESTLING PROMOTION IN AUSTIN!

WINTER TAKES ALL as the PORTAL harnesses energy for a very special holiday show that will totally SLEIGH. OH DEER, TALK ABOUT THE ROYAL TREE-TMENT!

And if you haven’t been to SLAM PORTAL, you are in for a treat. One of Austin’s most immersive and actually weird forms of entertainment, our shows have boasted acts including but not limited to free doughnuts being tossed into the audience, countless broken tables, real* celebrity boy band performances, a smart car driven up to the ring, live haircuts, multiple livestock appearances, a Jonas brother, a wedding, and some of the best pro wrestling in Central Texas and the GALAXY.

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AND MORE!

11/01/2024

[FREE OUTSIDE WRESTLING SHOW - BEGINS AT 4PM - ALL AGES - 21+ TO DRINK - SOME CONTENT NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN]

After his last title defense against at WHATS YOUR SIGN, Pluto Mars is ready to wreak havoc once again at EMOGEDDON! What will the ECOTERRORIST have in store for us in the beer garden of .machine.works ??!?

10/31/2024

[FREE OUTSIDE WRESTLING SHOW - BEGINS AT 4PM - ALL AGES - 21+ TO DRINK - SOME CONTENT NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN]

The REAL BOY returns to SLAM PORTAL! PUGGY has been 10 years old for a little under a decade now. What kind of suspended pr***en angst will we be dealing with at EMOGEDDON?!? Bad guys beware!

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10/30/2024

[FREE OUTSIDE WRESTLING SHOW - BEGINS AT 4PM - ALL AGES - 21+ TO DRINK - SOME CONTENT NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN]

Will SPACE TIGER JR. finally RAWR XD? LOL, we are SO RANDOM!

Wait, did we post that already?

10/25/2024

[FREE OUTSIDE WRESTLING SHOW - BEGINS AT 4PM - ALL AGES - 21+ TO DRINK - SOME CONTENT NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN]

Newly crowned baron of the portal LUCY LONESTAR is ready for a war… of emotions.

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Oh my god, a STAND OFF! MEGA-WOLF-MODE CHAMPION PLUTO MARS successfully defends his title against SPACE TIGER JR. at WHAT’S YOUR SIGN? (9/21/24) STJ would go on to finally capture the title at EMOGEDDON (11/9/24) 👽 @plutomarsattacks 🐅 @space_tigerjr 🧤 @bietz_by.bre 📕 @derekrefbeard 🌵 @lucylonestartx

Tomorrow @thefaroutaustin Doors at 3pm!

[FREE OUTSIDE WRESTLING SHOW - BEGINS AT 4PM - ALL AGES - 21+ TO DRINK - SOME CONTENT NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN - UT GAME ON BIG SCREEN] Don’t be too TIRE-d to get to FAR OUT LOUNGE & STAGE this weekend for SLAM PORTAL’S HOLIDAY SPECIAL. You will make Molly Table very (more) angry. Join us for LAUGHS, TEARS, DROPKICKS, and all the HOLIDAY PIZZAZZ that makes SLAM PORTAL the MOST ENTERTAINING PRO WRESTLING PROMOTION IN AUSTIN! WINTER TAKES ALL as the PORTAL harnesses energy for a very special holiday show that will totally SLEIGH. OH DEER, TALK ABOUT THE ROYAL TREE-TMENT! And if you haven’t been to SLAM PORTAL, you are in for a treat. One of Austin’s most immersive and actually weird forms of entertainment, our shows have boasted acts including but not limited to free doughnuts being tossed into the audience, countless broken tables, real* celebrity boy band performances, a smart car driven up to the ring, live haircuts, multiple livestock appearances, a Jonas brother, a wedding, and some of the best pro wrestling in Central Texas and the GALAXY. #prowrestling #professionalwrestling #austinprowrestling #texasprowrestling #luchalibre #austinthingstodo #austintexasthings #austintx #slamportal #austinevents #atx #austin #faroutlounge #faroutloungeandstage CARD SUBJECT TO BANG: 🍕 @luigiprimopwr 👦 @puggywrestler 🏫 @jordantylerpro_ 💰 @bigdaddybolero 💪 @jamisonholley 🍴 @manarnotsorry 🤘 @dadbod_owns ☀️ @romero_rayo_crews 🐔 @the_cock_rocker 🏹 @officialarrow__ 🐅 @space_tigerjr 🥩 @mattthewrestler ✊ @alexandra_cagepwr @peaches_cage 🎥 @moviemyk 🌳 @kingcortez.pro 🛴 @tyshane3822 🧔 @bexarcountybastard 🥶 @trevorbluepro 🤡 @the.atomic.dory 🚀 @vrgo_official AND MORE!

[JOIN US AT @hisignbrewing ON 9/21 7PM FOR A FREE WRESTLING SHOW - BEGINS AT 7PM - ALL AGES - 21+ TO DRINK - SOME CONTENT NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN] #prowrestling #professionalwrestling #austinprowrestling #texasprowrestling #luchalibre #austinthingstodo #austintexasthings #austintx #slamportal #austinevents #atx #austin #zodiac #tarot #tarotcards #hisignbrewing

LUCHA TRES TONIGHT! @drinkbluenorther

What began as a speech of DADBOD’S disdain for people who believe in SANTA evolved into an all out FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH with SANTA CHIVA at LUCHA LIBRE DOS! After taking a grueling beating all over the BLUE NORTHER premises that included being hit with a delicious can of ranch water as well as a Christmas tree (!), SANTA CHIVA dug deep and finished DADBOD with a running shoulder tackle. Ergo, SANTA proved that he is indeed real; and the magic of Christmas is sometimes harnessed in the power of a cold steel chair. YOUCH! 📚 @derekrefbeard 🐐 @santachiva 👴 @dadbod_owns 🌵 @drinkbluenorther 🎥 @dizzynek0 #wrestling #prowrestling #professionalwrestling #austinwrestling #austintexas #austinthingstodo #slamportal #bluenorther #ranchwater #dadbod #dadbodowns #dadbodwrestler #santachiva #santachivapro #santa #santaclaus #christmas

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