Dem yeti Battle

01/31/2025

April 5th we crown a new champion!

01/21/2025

I hear word, there's a cowboy cu***ng April 5th. He's going to be all warmed up and ready to ride! 😌

01/01/2025

Little did he know, even a god can be wrong sometimes.

12/26/2024

It is with a heavy heart that I let everyone know Professor Pizza has passed. He was an integral part of the Dem Yeti Battle family, heading our research and development department. He was the first to discover Wrenthram and a leader in his field. He will be missed.

12/17/2024

Arm is still thoroughly broken but I get it, Unnatural Causes blood in blood out. we're brothers for life now and it's not gonna hold me back from my duties as commissioner of DYB where we're getting ready for a huge April show... booking inquiries within

12/05/2024

What if DYB took a more realistic approach?

11/25/2024

That's right DYB's commissioner, EL POLLO LOCO, is gonna lay an egg on Rob Kaiser and Strikeforce!

11/19/2024

You may have thought we were dead. Hell maybe we were but DYB just booked another No ring!!!! death match!!!! house show!!!! April 5th!!!!

09/21/2024

Now booking no ring Death match children's parties ,as extreme as you want it to be. many packages available. Call now!!!!

09/21/2024

09/19/2024

Could October be the next DYB show??? No ring death matches and live music... IDK 😶

08/19/2024

DYB made history this weekend with the first ever "through the middle rope" rumble how will we change the world next time?

08/19/2024

Parking lot of Pain 2
Results & Rumors!
Unnatural Causes were crowned the DYB TAG TEAM DUCKS!!!
In an unfortunate turn of events, "the entitled millennial" Forrest Nystrom retained his former DYB International Championship.
Gordy Rattler was bested by Hollywood!!!
And due to unforeseen illness, possibly poisoning, the tag team main event became a triple threat and proved to be threatening to Boomer as both Chris Carnage and Deathmark, some how, won the match together. Could this spell an alliance for these heavy hitters? Can God recover from this???
Peculiarly absent, Rob "the ref" Kaiser... has the pursuit of Fame and Fortune in DYB left this veteran rattled?
All this and more next time on Dem Yeti Battle!!!

08/14/2024

parking lot of pain 2! tag team tor-nater! 🌪️
Boomer with an auspicious, albeit vague promo!!!

08/05/2024

parking lot of pain 2! tag team tor-nater! 🌪️

08/02/2024

This is the music show we'll be wrestling around....couple of tags, maybe even a single, and big ol' "through the middle rope" rumble..wtf

07/22/2024

As you can see Boomer and I have been busy fist pumping with the former president, talking policy, and trying to get a loan from the businessman, politics aside ......we need the money August 17th is right around the corner!!!!!!!