02/09/2024
A funny for your Friday !!! An old country physician,Doctor Gordon Geezer , became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: " Dr. Geezer's Clinic . Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured, get back $1,000."
Doctor Digger Young , who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
Dr Young : " Dr. Geezer , I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"
Dr Geezer : "Nurse, please bring medicine from the box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr Young : 'Aaagh! -- This is Gasoline!"
Dr Geezer : " Congratulations ! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr Young : "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr Geezer : "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr Young : "Oh, no you don't -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr Geezer : " Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr Young : "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!"
Dr Geezer : "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, "Here's your $1000 back" (giving him a $10 bill).
Dr Young : "But this is only $10!"
Dr Geezer : " Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
* Moral of story * -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer” .
*Remember:* Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off.
ENJOY YOUR DAY !!!