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Starside Armory Starside Armory creates equipment for space crew. Sometimes the surplus makes its way to Earth. See www.starsidearmory.com for more information. Thanks!

Chromabar2 - LED locket , configured here as a live inventory display. This device was developed with [REDACTED]'s spyd...
03/29/2024

Chromabar2 - LED locket , configured here as a live inventory display. This device was developed with [REDACTED]'s spyder nanobots, which would regularly crawl their environment and transmit their findings. While it was useful for cataloging large and/or cluttered bags, numerous privacy concerns and a politically charged scandal caused [REDACTED] to discontinue the product and ultimately close its doors. As such, this companion item is no longer available from Starside Armory (even the "dumb" static display version).

03/28/2024

Chromabar2 - LED locket , configured here as a specimen container. The middle layer of acrylic has a cutout where a small object can be displayed, and the top layer can be engraved with any text to match. A pair of color shifting LEDs illuminate the top two layers, while the backdrop is lit by white light. Comes with a ball chain for wearing as a necklace, and alternative mounting options are also built into the design.

This peacock feather was the last sample from the Species of Earth Memorial Museum gift shop and is shown as an example of what a user could display in the locket. The Chromabar2 does not ship with any specimen samples.

Acrylic, PLA, and stainless steel. Powered by (2) replaceable CR2032 batteries.

Chromabar2 - LED locket , configured here as a specimen container. The middle layer of acrylic has a cutout where a sma...
03/27/2024

Chromabar2 - LED locket , configured here as a specimen container. The middle layer of acrylic has a cutout where a small object can be displayed, and the top layer can be engraved with any text to match. A pair of color shifting LEDs illuminate the top two layers, while the backdrop is lit by white light. Comes with a ball chain for wearing as a necklace, and alternative mounting options are also built into the design.

Acrylic, PLA, and stainless steel. Powered by (2) replaceable CR2032 batteries.

Shiny Knife Earrings - Mini UV reactive Shiny Knives for your ears! This acrylic tends to take on different hues dependi...
02/28/2024

Shiny Knife Earrings - Mini UV reactive Shiny Knives for your ears! This acrylic tends to take on different hues depending on lighting conditions - from red to pink to orange - and of course looks red hot under a blacklight. Part of the "Starside eArmory" line designed by CookieByte. Not recommended in microgravity.

UV redish-pinkish acrylic, stainless steel hook. Drop length: 3.5" Knife length: 2.5"

Shiny Knife Earrings - Mini Shiny Knives for your ears! The transparent purple acrylic is not UV reactive and looks best...
02/27/2024

Shiny Knife Earrings - Mini Shiny Knives for your ears! The transparent purple acrylic is not UV reactive and looks best in bright light, especially when backlit.

Transparent purple acrylic, stainless steel hook. Drop length: 3.5" Knife length: 2.5"

Shiny Knife Earrings - Mini UV reactive Shiny Knives for your ears! Bright acrylic captures light and attention in all ...
02/26/2024

Shiny Knife Earrings - Mini UV reactive Shiny Knives for your ears! Bright acrylic captures light and attention in all light environments, especially ultraviolet light. Part of the "Starside eArmory" line designed by CookieByte. Not recommended in microgravity.

UV yellowish-greenish acrylic, stainless steel hook. Drop length: 3.5" Knife length: 2.5"

Light Collar 7 "Morph" - Cyberpunk jacket collar attachment. This unit was fitted to a military vacmod cyborg before he...
02/14/2024

Light Collar 7 "Morph" - Cyberpunk jacket collar attachment. This unit was fitted to a military vacmod cyborg before he ate a few too many explosive decompressions. That didn't kill him, but his subsequent dismissal and lack of proper maintenance eventually did. Features a spookyface underlighting LED bar and external override leash, the latter of which is a mandatory feature on soldiers reanimated for abyssal servitude.

While this model is discontinued, the STL files are available. Can be printed on a small build plate with minimal supports.

Light Collar 7 "Morph" - Prototype build that ended up seeing significant use. Configured here with armored front sect...
02/12/2024

Light Collar 7 "Morph" - Prototype build that ended up seeing significant use. Configured here with armored front section and small torch. Front section can swing open with a quick release latch. Field modded throat protection (blue panel) is attached with elastic cordage, an example of the open frame encouraging creative additions.

While this model is discontinued, the STL files are available. Can be printed on a small build plate with minimal supports.

Light Collar 7 "Morph" - Cyberpunk jacket collar attachment. Modular frame construction is connected with hardware, cre...
02/09/2024

Light Collar 7 "Morph" - Cyberpunk jacket collar attachment. Modular frame construction is connected with hardware, creating a sturdy yet flexible structure. Multiple armor panels and LED accessory options. Designed with creative ziptie enthusiasts in mind. Custom BugEater builds pictured.

While this model is discontinued, the STL files are available. Can be printed on a small build plate with minimal supports.

Light Collar System 8 Assembler Major - Adaptable work-aid wearable device for integrating laborers with Elex taskmaster...
02/06/2024

Light Collar System 8 Assembler Major - Adaptable work-aid wearable device for integrating laborers with Elex taskmaster AI systems. Provides long range communications, protocol translation, HUD integrated task lists and waypoints, color-coded department designation, calculator, and other utilities to maximize efficiency in busy spaceports. Major variant adds a latching front section, usually for specialized functions. Can be converted to Minor variant with included parts.

Also a popular fashion statement among Earth citizens who romanticize working in space. The functions of Earthbound units are stripped down to the color-coded LEDs, controlled by a bluetooth iOS/Android app. All exterior panels are swappable between white, black, or mixed configuration.

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