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You may ask the question, "Can a squrle eat this?" I have the answer for you

05/01/2022

is this a squiirrel

04/27/2022

CanCan SquirrelsSquirrels eateat couscous? Ofof coursecourse it'sit's soso nicenice theythey namednamed itit twicetwice!

Couscous

04/25/2022

Can squirrels eat Cotton Candy?

Cotton Candy is not good for anyone. For those with dedication to treating their body like a temple, avoiding refined sugars is an absolute essential part of the healthy lifestyle. For incorrigible critters with no backbone, the temptation for a taste of that cloud-textured, sickly sweet puff of sin leads many astray towards a path of self-annihilation.

04/23/2022

Can squirrels eat grapes? Grapes are GREAT! They
G - Give lots of nutrients
R - Repel sickness with LOTS of ANTIOXIDANTS
A - Anger all the other park critters as they quickly become JEALOUS of their grape-munching associates
P - Provide a nice snack
E - Energize with a BOOST of CARBS and CALORIES

04/23/2022

Can squirrels cope with the ennui and despair of modern urban society?

Innate to all species of the World is a desire to be Free, with enough Liberty to assert Control over the Uncontrollable and attain Knowledge in the face of the Great Unknowable; the urban lifestyle deprives its subservient beings of freedom by providing an illusory UnReal existence whereby they are led to believe the needs for control may be achieved via the pursuit of the next great Good and Service (supply and demand determine the price in a free market) as it is projected endlessly along the platasonic moving pictures (from this point forward, "platasonic" can be defined as the conceptual entity spawned between Platonic notions of Caves and Panasonic television devices ); the great existential dread of the Unknowable becomes tempered by notions of Good Food and Nice Weather dispelling a sense that what's beyond the city park limits is of no great concern.

To what aim do I speak of this to you today? I am here to tell you now that squirrels, like all species of the World, suffer from an inescapable delusion that the urban life offers solutions to our innate psychological dreads and unwittingly participates in the collective neurosis of modern urban civilization.

04/22/2022

hahahaha that's funny Josh. Josh told me that when we asked about squirrels eating dumb bells he meant do squirrels get swole and work out with dumb bells haha that's a really funny thought thanks for making my day Joshua :) :) :) a buff squirrel can you imagine

04/22/2022

My so-called IDIOT "friend" JOSHUA asked me today "IF SQUIRRELS CAN EAT DUMBELLS?!? HURRRDEEDURRRDEEDURRR" like an absolutely FU***NG IDIOT DUMB BELL. NO!!!! SQUIRRELS CAN'T EAT DUMB BELLS F**K YOU JOSH FOCK YOU JOSH F**K YOU JOSH F**K YOU F**K YOU F**K YOU F**K YOU F**K YOU I FU***NG HATE YOU JOSH!!!! FOCUK YOU F**K YOU F**K YOU F**K YOU F**K YOU F**K YOU F**K YOU F**K YOU F**K YOU F**K YOU F**K YOU F**K YOU F**K YOU F**K YOU F**K YOU FOUCK YOU F**K YOU F**K YOU F**K YOU FEUCK YOU FOCK YOU F**K YOU F**K YOU F**K YOU F**K YOU F**K YOU F**K YOU F**K YOU F**K YOU F**K YOU F**K YOU FEUCK YOU I HATE YOU I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A ROCK

04/11/2022

Tooz

03/27/2022

Can squirrels eat eggplants, bananas, and juicy, juicy peaches? Squirrels love these TASTY frutis and vegetables!! I chose these foods just because of how much they truly LOVE them

03/27/2022

03/18/2022

Can squirrels eat bell pepper? Yes they can but be careful of pesticides in bell pepper growing they make tummy squirrel tummies hurt they'll vomit everwhere

"
[Red] bell (peppers)!
What a world of merriment their melody foretells
How they ti**le, ti**le, ti**le
In the icy air of night!
While the stars that oversprinkle
All the heavens, seem the twinkle
With crystalline delight;
Keeping time, time, time ,
In a sort of Runic rhyme,
To the tintinnabulation that so musically wells
From the bells (pepper), bells (pepper), bells (pepper),
bells (pepper), bells (pepper), bells (pepper), bells (pepper) --
From the jingling and the tinkling of the bells (pepper).
"

-- Slightly modified version of Edgar Allan Poe's "The Bells" published in 1849

03/17/2022

Can squirrels eat chocolate? Squirrels do not like chocolate. They do not like dark or light darkchocolate. They do not like black or white chocolate. They detest red chocolate. They do not like sweet chocolate or semi-sweet chocolate or even bitter-sweet chocolate. They most certainly do not like unsweetened chocolate that's gross to them.

12/15/2021

Can squirrels eat corn? hmmmm yummy corn

12/14/2021

Can Squirrels eat watermelon? Watermelons are healthy and nutritious foods, for humans and squirrels alike.

Fun fact! Watermelons for a long were falsely known as "nature's Vi**ra" due to a relatively high level of citrulline, which is processed in your body into Arginine. Arginine is a nitric oxide synthesizer, inducing an expansion of the blood vessels and subsequently raising levels of cyclic guanosine monophosphate (cGMP). Since Vi**ra is a phosphodiesterase type 5 agonist (the enzyme responsible for the inhibiting cGMP rates in the body) there have been suggestions in the biomedical literature that Vi**ra and watermelon improve male sexual performance. However, this theory has been challenged on two grounds - first that it would require a perfectly UNREASONABLE amount of watermelon consumption to raise arginine levels to such that would mirror the resultant cGMP rates that Vi**ra could produce, and second that orally consumed watermelon doesn't target specific enzyme pathways that are crucial to Vi**ra's effect.

You cannot give a squirrel a b***r by feeding it watermelon.

12/02/2021

Can squirrels eat blueberries? I don't know if squirrels can eat blueberries

11/30/2021

Can squirrels eat assparagus? Gross, no they don't like assparagus nobody in their right mind eats assparagus it's disgusting I wouldn't eat it I'd throw in a dumpster fire I'm sure squirrels would to nobody needs assparagus making their p*e smell wrong

11/30/2021

A tussle and a rumble

11/30/2021

Can squirrels eat these nuts? Yes they can it is a nut they can eat those

11/30/2021

Can squirrels eat peanut butter? Yes because it's just nuts in a butter form.

11/16/2021

zoot

11/16/2021

Squrles can eat nuts I've seen them do it alot

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