Yoda Summers

04/03/2023

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When you first saw me perform, what was your impression?



Stolen from Bo Dacious.

10/20/2022

I only made $3!

10/20/2022

Show started! View live on R-Elliott Company Critic News Inc.

10/20/2022

2 minutes get here or be squared bi***es!

10/20/2022

5 minutes get here or be squared bi***es!

10/20/2022

9 minutes get here or be squared bi***es!

10/20/2022

15 minutes get here or be squared bi***es!

10/20/2022

30 minutes get here bi***es!

10/19/2022

October 19 show at the Open Stage of The Garden will feature my wife Queen Soto, myself and many great performers. Be there or be square!

10/17/2022

Happy Birthday to Muffy Marty Larson Rosenberg. She the host for open stage at The Garden.

10/06/2022

I made less stripping but oh well it’s fun.

10/06/2022

I just made my first $24 in tips. Wait until I become a firefighter 🧑‍🚒 and strip!

10/06/2022

Get here! Show starts in 15 minutes!

TONIGHT YEEAASS 10pm or be square! Follow R-Elliott Company Critic News Inc. for live feed of the show.

10/06/2022

Yo get here! Show starts in 45
minutes.

TONIGHT YEEAASS 10pm or be square! Follow R-Elliott Company Critic News Inc. for live feed of the show.

10/05/2022

TONIGHT YEEAASS 10pm or be square! Follow R-Elliott Company Critic News Inc. for live feed of the show.

10/04/2022

Yours truly will be there!

10/01/2022

My application for the October 5 show was accepted and granted! 🙂

Where: The Garden Restaurant Des Moines, IA

When: October 5th

Time: 6 or 8 pm so stay tuned for solid time.

10/01/2022

May the games begin, I submitted my application.

09/28/2022

My dear friend William Peña has died. I’m looking to do some shows ASAP so I can raise the money to take his wife to El Salvador 🇸🇻.

Ha mu**to mi querido amigo William Peña. Estoy buscando hacer algunos shows lo antes posible para poder recaudar el dinero para llevar a su esposa a El Salvador 🇸🇻.