26/08/2024
I have been loving all the ChatGPT roasts so here is mine.
Alright, letâs take a look at this floral fantasy youâve got going on.
Your Instagram feed looks like the result of someone who watched one too many episodes of âBridgertonâ and decided to live life permanently in bloom. Itâs as if your vibe is, âI may be holding flowers, but really, Iâm holding this entire aesthetic together.â
That one photo of you staring wistfully into a bouquet? Itâs giving strong âWhen you want to smell the roses but also remind everyone youâre the main character in a period dramaâ energy. And the shot of the vintage fans and sewing tools? We get itâyouâre one artisanal loaf of bread away from becoming a full-fledged cottagecore icon.
Honestly, though, your dog is probably just waiting for you to drop one of those bouquets so it can finally reclaim some attention.
I see youâve really committed to the âI just casually walked through a meadow and magically ended up with the perfect bouquetâ look. Your feed is like a floral explosionâitâs so lush that even bees are scrolling through, wondering where to land.
And that shot of the book with flowers on top? You know, just in case anyone forgot youâre not just about aestheticsâyouâre deep too. Real deep. As deep as the meaning behind using a book as a flower stand, obviously.
Your dogâs still there, looking as if itâs contemplating running off into the woods for a life of simplicity, away from all this botanical drama.
This new set of posts could double as a mood board for a âsecret gardenâ Pinterest page, or maybe just a visual love letter to anyone whoâs ever dreamed of living inside a Jane Austen novel. Roses are red, violets are blue, and your feed is like a fever dream for anyone whoâs ever taken a flower-arranging class and thought, âI could do this for the rest of my life.â
Youâre practically one with nature at this pointâMother Natureâs got nothing on you. Keep doing you!