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03/08/2022

This is how people get when they get in the Havasu party bus

30/06/2022

Who else is ready to go out on this long 4th of July weekend on the Havasu Party Bus and Shuttle Just give us a call (928) 208-3692

13/05/2022

It's Friday everybody time to start the weekend. Better call Havasu Party Buses and Shuttles at (928) 208-3692 And get the party started

ARIZONA CAUTION:In regards to all the people wanting to move here from New York and California as well as many other hea...
04/05/2022

ARIZONA CAUTION:

In regards to all the people wanting to move here from New York and California as well as many other heavily populated cities across the country, as well as those wanting to visit...

Before you come to Arizona to visit you must be aware of what is happening here. Especially, around the lakes, river & rural Arizona! There's a housing shortage, rent has tripled, and folks are vacationing here in record numbers...

So if you plan on moving here, or just plan on vacationing on our beaches, river bottoms, hill country or lakes this summer, I think you should know that camel spiders, fire ants and bedbugs have infested hotels and motels across the area due to dryer than usual weather.

Our lakes are full of gators, fresh water sharks, and creepy old guys wearing speedos.

Our rivers are full of drunks in tubes peeing themselves while the banjo players lay waiting in the bushes.

Arizona bobcats have eaten many domesticated animals and possibly some small children.

The local bear and coyote population are all 'in heat' and think your wife/girlfriend is hot.

Snakes... don’t even get me started on the water headed copper moccasins here, and the Diamond Back Rattler Cobras.

The poison ivy has overtaken all other vegetation.

We have had bear sightings at every park and town they are after your picnic baskets….and some cougars have been spotted in motel rooms and bars.

Watch out for the jackalopes, they have been extremely aggressive this season.

We have the Skunk Ape invading our parks and it’s their mating season. Porcupines are "stabbing" small children should they dare to utilize the local playground equipment.

Skunks have made their way over and multiplied at unprecedented rates and wander the local campgrounds in packs looking for beer.

Murder hornets!?! We’ve got great black clouds of murder hornets, and swarms of giant crickets and even some Oklahoma grasshoppers.

Scorpions have been congregating in massive quantities under rocks, logs, wooden steps, automobiles, and tarantulas are now stealing peoples food and biting like crazy.

I’m pretty sure all private tiger owners (we had a jump in them after Tiger King) have released their cats into the streets of our cities and towns.

Head lice now fly and we have vampire bats.

Oh, and no one is vaccinated.

I hear Idaho and Louisiana are really nice though.” 👍🏼

But if you do manage to make it here by all means it means do not drink and drive and drive just call Havasu's Party Bus and Shuttle At (928) 208-3692 Because the Popo will get you..... LMAO

20/04/2022

Well The time is 420 on on 4-20-2022 And it's time to start your party for Desert Storm So if you guys wanna go out drinking and partying tonight it's a perfect time give Havasu's Party Bus and shuttle a call at at (928) 208-3692

15/04/2022

Budd-Wise-Ur.........
See it's a lot safer if you just call Havasu's Party Buses and Shuttles at (928) 208-3693
We will do all we can to keep you from doing dumb stuff and keep you safe......LOL

25/02/2022

The weekend is coming so don't drink and drive call Havasu's Party Bus and Shuttle (928) 208-3692

11/02/2022

Who's ready for the weekend

30/01/2022

Okay that was funny! We have GPS is in our Havasu party bus and shuttle because half the time the people are too drunk to know where they love or how to get there and we are honored to keep them off the road

26/12/2021

Remember to always take a taxi when you're out and have been drinking. 😃
With the holidays close upon us, I would like to share a personal experience about drinking and driving. As you know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time, often on the way home after a "social session" with family or friends.
Well, two days ago, this happened to me: I was out for an evening with friends and had more than several whiskies followed by a couple of bottles of rather nice red wine and vodka shots. Although relaxed, I still had the common sense to know I was way over the limit. That's when I did something I've never done before -- I took a taxi home!! Sure enough, on the way there was a police roadblock, but since it was a taxi they waved it past and I arrived home safely without incident.
This was a real surprise to me, because I had never driven a taxi before. I don't know where I got it, and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it. So, anyway, if you want to borrow it give me a call.
Merry Christmas to all..........

17/12/2021

The sad part is I know a guy like this.......LOL

So if you guys plan to go out and have a few drinks please don't Drink and drive give Havasu's Party Bus and Shuttle a call at 928-208-3692

05/02/2021

It's Friday Give Us A Call At 928-208-3692

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