24/11/2024
Need somewhere to go on Thanksgiving? Come eat dinner at the dinner for orphans and vagrants. https://www.meetup.com/iwantto/events/302724786/
If you’re broke and hungry, come on by,
We’ve got turkey and taters and pumpkin pie.
Just twenty bucks gets you all you can eat,
But first, take a shower, don’t bring the street.
Wear your pajamas, be cozy, be free,
But please, for the love, don’t smell like p*e.
We’ll feed you stuffing and rolls by the ton,
But soap and water first, seriously, son.
Whether you’re scruffy or rocking no hair,
We don’t judge looks, but smells? Beware.
Pull up a chair, it’s a feast for all,
But leave your funk outside the hall!
So wash up, bring cash, and head our way,
This feast is waiting on Thanksgiving Day.
We’ll laugh, we’ll eat, we’ll have some fun,
But clean up first, or the gravy’s done!
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