11/12/2020
“The Day Before Cargo Crawl”
by Us
(actual practical info at bottom lol)
‘Twas the day before Cargo Crawl, and all through the district
Christmas shoppers were stirring with so many cute shops to visit.
Containers like stockings, stuffed with plants, clothing, and art;
Honestly not much elbow room to stay 6 feet apart.
The children were nestled, all stuffing their faces
with tots from the mess hall: the tastiest of places.
Mom’s at Rose + Honey, while Pa’s over at Queen Street
Spending lots of $, but the time spent was the real treat.
Up in the Alcove, there arose such a clatter;
The children stopped feasting to see what was the matter…
Through the carved out windows of the high shipping crate,
All they could see was green hats, and so returned to their plates.
But there up above was something they wouldn’t believe…
It was a small team of elves decorating a tree.
For up there tomorrow, while everyone’s drinking their beers,
Will be Mr & Mrs Clause-- in their younger, rebellious years.
That small team of elves will be manning the line,
And taking photos at the top of one inner child at a time.
It’ll be like the good ‘ol days, when Santa came to the mall;
But weirder...and less weird...covid-compliant and all.
You probably guessed it with all this context: we’re running a sanitary ~ santatary* ~ pop-up santa photo booth atop the north pole spiral staircase TOMORROW from 12-4.
Our friends & will be playing the roles of a young, punk mr & mrs clause. And photos will be taken and edited by the elfin’ best photog in town: .worldslayer .
Instead of sitting in santa’s lap, we’ll have a # of scenes set up allowing you to engage with santa in creative, covid-compliant ways like playing cards or roasting marshmallows.
Prices at the mall for different packages will range from $25-$75, whereas ours will be from $15-$45 ...though there will be a $100 option 👀
This set will also be largely wastefree largely thanks to who let us borrow from their incredible stockpile of xmas decorations.
See ya there you filthy animals 😘💌
*xysanta