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02/09/2023

We sell Andy’s mother’s toys at Adults R' Us

We’ve got ALL the sizes and styles you could think of!

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21/02/2021

‼️A little laughter never hurt the soul‼️

P.S. we do sell large red di**os ALMOST as big as a fire extinguisher 🤭🤗🤤🤤🤤🤤

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09/12/2020

⁉️Did You Know⁉️
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❤️❤️ A study found that s*x can actually decrease a man’s risk for a fatal heart attack ❤️❤️

**Researchers found that men who had s*x two times or more each week were less likely to die from a heart attack than men who had s*x less often.**
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A little something extra for you: The study found no relationship between the frequency of in*******se and the likelihood of dying from a stroke 🤣🤣

NO worries, no partner, we’ve got you covered 🤤🤤
Check out our extensive line of dolls and pocket pu***es to keep that ticker 🕰 going

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29/07/2020

07/07/2020

And if he’s not the perfect gentleman we’ve got something for you to sit on 🥴🤷🏻‍♀️❤️🤣




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06/07/2020

Are you one of those people who just constantly pi**es people off!??? ... Next time someone tells you to “go f**k yourself” come shop with us for the right tool to get the job done 🤣🤣❤️





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03/05/2020

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***People who chew on ice are s*xually frustrated***

I’m not sure about you but the sound alone will make me run for the hills‼️ ...

Stop the insanity‼️‼️

Cum crunch your way to AdultsRUs.net and find something to relieve some of that frustration 🍑🍆💦💦

24/04/2020

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*** S*x can help fight the common cold***

Feel a cold coming on? Have s*x.
Suffering from a headache? Have s*x.

S*x has a lot of health benefits like reducing stress, improving your fitness, and lifting your mood. It also can boost your immune system to help fight off seasonal bugs.

Congratulations 🎉🎊🍾 , you now have a health-related reason to get it on more often‼️

*Studies show nothing about s*x curing Corona 🤣 but let AdultsRUs.net help you out during this quarantine time 🍑🍆💦💦

22/04/2020

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***The cl****is has 8,000 nerve endings 😳🤤🤤 ... that’s twice as many as a p***s 🍆🤔🤷🏻‍♀️***

Cum have some wet💦💦 fun with one of our many cl****al stimulators @ AdultsRUs.net ... you’ll feel EVERY one of your 8,000 nerve endings 🙌🏼🙌🏼 ... or make it a meal for him or her with some of our flavored l***s 🤤🤤🥰

21/04/2020

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***Your ni***es can give you an or**sm 🥰💦***

Ni**le or**sms or “Ni**legasms” are REAL 😏🤤🤤 ...

So science is pretty much saying that playing with a woman’s ni***es (or yours) can give women the same tingly feelings as a cl****is does 🤯💦💦

💦🤣‼️Sign me up‼️🤣💦

Find your ni**le clamps, boosters, suckers and pumps to test this theory on the next level at AdultsRUs.net




**leGasms

20/04/2020

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***Your pain threshold sees a stark increase when you are aroused***

Bored with the ball gag and simple restraints‼️
We play hard at AdultsRUs.net ... cm check out our ⚡️⚡️Electrostimulation⚡️⚡️Section⚡️⚡️, you’ll be SHOCKINGLY surprised at our low prices 😁😁💦💦

16/04/2020

A lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets 🍑🍆💦 ... we women love to have s*x just as much as men, if not more 😁😁💦💦 .... if she’s got a headache, she’s just not that into you .... if she’s on her period for a whole month, she’s just not that into you 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️
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Are you men tired of the excuses‼️ ... get a companion that doesn’t complain and is ALWAYS available ... visit AdultsRUs.net for your newest s*x doll girlfriend or a fleshlight of your liking 🥰🍑🍆💦


*xDollsAreFun

15/04/2020

‼️‼️‼️Did You Know‼️‼️‼️
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***The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouthwash***

So .... Suck A Dick and Save a Smile 😮🍆💦😁
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15/04/2020

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***When a woman “swallows” it boosts her immune system within 15 minutes***

::Clears Throat::

Alright now ladies start swallowing 😮🍆💦💦those kids 👶🏼 ... stay Corona Free‼️‼️ (and keep the population down 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️)

At AdultsRUs.net We sell over 1,000 different aides 💪🏼 to get him to “the point” without making your jaw 😆 hurt or feeling like you threw your back out 🙇🏻‍♀️👩🏻‍🦽🤷🏻‍♀️

13/04/2020

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After researchers surveyed more than 2,000 men and women about their s*xual behaviors, they found that nearly 43% of men and 37% percent of women reported having a**l s*x with the opposite s*x in their lifetime ....

In conclusion, not all women’s faces look like the below pic 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️ ... some women enjoy a**l 🍑🍆💦

Enjoy the “wrong hole” more with some pre-s*x a**l beads or slide into that hole much easier with some l**e at AdultsRUs.net

12/04/2020

No offense to big families but I’m thinking we should have started AdultsRUs.net a long time ago 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️ ...

We’ve got more than 200+ condom options to suit everyone’s desire ... non-latex, XXL😳‼️, flavored 🍆💦💦, non-lubricated/lubricated .... you name it we’ve got it 😁😁


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11/04/2020

‼️Did You Know‼️
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***Frequent s*x and ma********on can make you look up to ten years younger 🍑🍆💦👶***

Let’s get some baby faces up in here 🤩

AdultsRUs.net has all the ma********on aides, l***s, dolls, toys, etc .... we even carry s*x machines 😍😍

10/04/2020

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***Who wants to play twister!? 🙋🏻‍♀️ (Clothing optional 🍆🍑💦)

At AdultsRUs.net we’ve got over 1000 adult games to choose from ... makes for a fun night in with your spouse or your friends (with benefits 🍆😮💦)

08/04/2020

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***Don’t like the way it taste?! Check out some of our flavored l***s 👅💦

***Want to swallow it all with ease?! Check out some of the best numbing sprays and mints on the market 🍆😳🤯

***Things get super sloppy?! We’ve got bibs to catch what you don’t (if you miss 💦👅)

We’ve got it all at AdultsRUs.net

07/04/2020

Not even gonna lie
😳😳😳😳 Holy unnatural 🤣🍆🥜

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07/04/2020

Did you know it's illegal to own more than six di**os in Texas? .. I don’t know about you but I’d love to hear the story behind the need for this law 🤣🍆👅💦

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Please by all means buy more than 6 😁😁🤣🤷🏻‍♀️



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05/04/2020

Quarantine got you down? Ready to kill your significant other? 🤣🤷‍♀️ ... yes I can bond you when you get a bond 🤣; however let's find you something at AdultsRUs.net to ease your stress and add some spice to your relationship 😍😍

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