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Green Grump for Hire I'm here to accept an award of some kind. Ok, FINE! I like to party! Crash them, that is! I can sing, tap dance, and juggle. Well.. maybe not juggle.
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I'm a very busy guy so give me plenty of notice so I have time to decide what to wear!

Me and the fat guy wish you a happy and healthy new year! Can’t wait to see you next holiday season for some party crash...
31/12/2023

Me and the fat guy wish you a happy and healthy new year! Can’t wait to see you next holiday season for some party crashing! Save me the gizzard!

💚G

26/12/2023

Merry Christmas and stuff.💚

Clearly I am the guest of honor! Nevermind that other guy!💚
14/12/2023

Clearly I am the guest of honor! Nevermind that other guy!💚

Come and join us this Sunday!

We also have Nuggy Bug face painting joining us.

The place is fantastic! I may have made a few small children cry..tears of joy I’m sure✅
10/12/2023

The place is fantastic! I may have made a few small children cry..tears of joy I’m sure✅

So many parties to crash, so little time!💚
25/10/2023

So many parties to crash, so little time!💚

I’ve been the guest of honor (party crasher) at a few holiday events so far! It’s been fantastic! This little one here w...
20/12/2022

I’ve been the guest of honor (party crasher) at a few holiday events so far! It’s been fantastic! This little one here was talking my ear off!

I’ve been invited to be the Holiday Cheer Meister!  Actually, I’m just going to crash a party ,but at least I won’t co...
17/12/2022

I’ve been invited to be the Holiday Cheer Meister!  Actually, I’m just going to crash a party ,but at least I won’t come empty-handed!

It's December 1st!!!! It's time to steal Christmas gifts!!! Errr... I mean, spread Christmas joy! Invite me to your Chr...
01/12/2022

It's December 1st!!!! It's time to steal Christmas gifts!!! Errr... I mean, spread Christmas joy! Invite me to your Christmas parties and I will do just that! Afterall, I AM the Cheermeister. I have a crown and everything. 👑

Judging an ugly sweater contest last night…
04/12/2021

Judging an ugly sweater contest last night…

When they dedicate an entire parade to the Holiday Cheer Meister of course I have to make an appearance!
28/11/2021

When they dedicate an entire parade to the Holiday Cheer Meister of course I have to make an appearance!

Me when I get invited to a party…So far a have a few to crash this year!🎄
05/11/2021

Me when I get invited to a party…

So far a have a few to crash this year!🎄

I’m told I’m very photogenic. What do you think?
03/11/2021

I’m told I’m very photogenic. What do you think?

28/09/2021
Welp... I guess no body wanted to spend a little quality time with me this year. I suppose I’ll just focus on more self ...
03/01/2021

Welp... I guess no body wanted to spend a little quality time with me this year. I suppose I’ll just focus on more self care and stuff. 💚🤪

Me and my ol’ pal want to wish you a Merry Christmas...I suppose.🌲💚😉
25/12/2020

Me and my ol’ pal want to wish you a Merry Christmas...I suppose.🌲💚😉

Meet Mr. Grump. He is thrilled to start distance learning for these little whobie whaties tomorrow.
06/12/2020

Meet Mr. Grump. He is thrilled to start distance learning for these little whobie whaties tomorrow.

COME ON!?! No TP again!?!Don’t let this holiday season keep you down in the dumps! I can brighten up anyone’s Holiday! J...
24/11/2020

COME ON!?! No TP again!?!
Don’t let this holiday season keep you down in the dumps! I can brighten up anyone’s Holiday! Just save me the gizzard!

I was told these "kindness rocks" are littering the streets. I feel I should do my part. I mean...doesn't that mug make ...
15/11/2020

I was told these "kindness rocks" are littering the streets. I feel I should do my part. I mean...doesn't that mug make you feel all toasty inside?

You have NO IDEA!!?! how difficult it’s been to maintain my figure during this pandemic! But alas, as you can see, my la...
25/10/2020

You have NO IDEA!!?! how difficult it’s been to maintain my figure during this pandemic!
But alas, as you can see, my lack of work has REALLY paid off! I’ll be barge-shape ready to entertain you this holiday season! You better hurry though! My ssssschedule is filling up fast!!!

💚- G Man

I’m feeling the Quarantine 15... 😣I better throw around some weights. This figure doesn’t happen on its own!
16/04/2020

I’m feeling the Quarantine 15... 😣
I better throw around some weights. This figure doesn’t happen on its own!

What do I do on my downtime? I like to read books about self loathing. A friend recommended this one to me. It’s not rea...
04/03/2020

What do I do on my downtime? I like to read books about self loathing. A friend recommended this one to me. It’s not really my thing, but I am intrigued. I may turn over a new leaf!🤔

Nah!😏

Just me and Max planning our evil shenanigans for next Christmas!🤣🤣🤣
22/01/2020

Just me and Max planning our evil shenanigans for next Christmas!🤣🤣🤣

Kids be like.... YES!!!!!!!! School delay!!!❄️
10/01/2020

Kids be like.... YES!!!!!!!! School delay!!!❄️

Playing with other children’s toys is one of my favorite post-Christmas pastimes.
29/12/2019

Playing with other children’s toys is one of my favorite post-Christmas pastimes.

Haven’t seen anything good since November 17, 2000....
28/12/2019

Haven’t seen anything good since November 17, 2000....

When you didn’t Christmas shop at all and Amazon Prime can’t make it in time for Christmas ...coal for everyone AGAIN!!!...
22/12/2019

When you didn’t Christmas shop at all and Amazon Prime can’t make it in time for Christmas ...coal for everyone AGAIN!!!!!🙌🏼🤣

Gonna crash a party or two tonight!!!🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
22/12/2019

Gonna crash a party or two tonight!!!🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

Guess I’m famous now🤣🤣🤣. I’m way cooler than fat boy up there🎅🏻. I wonder if I’ll get any residuals...🤔
17/12/2019

Guess I’m famous now🤣🤣🤣. I’m way cooler than fat boy up there🎅🏻. I wonder if I’ll get any residuals...🤔

You might be seeing this sourpuss face around tomorrow night.🎄
05/12/2019

You might be seeing this sourpuss face around tomorrow night.🎄

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It’s because I’m GREEN, isn’t it!?

I’m a nice guy. Ok, so I’m a little hairy and I don’t smell like flowers?! I’m really fun to be around though! I can point out the obvious and be BRUTALLY honest! You can say I’m a bit of a Renaissance man. Dashing,....charming,....., a real CROWD pleaser. I love parties and I’m BRILLIANT at CRASHING them!!! I can add life and pizzazz to ANY event! Just tell me where to be and I’ll be fashionably late. Just kidding. Not really... I just always struggle with WHAT TO WEAR!!!! Regardless, I like green so if there is a mention of a CHECK I will take a break from wallowing in self-pity and move my appointment to solving world hunger to 5pm and I’ll be there with BELLS ON!!!