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The Red Rum Runners We are The Red Rum Runners, a group of pirates here for your entertainment. Coming to a convention or social event near you SOON More crew to come!!!

The Red Rum Runners are an eccentric collection of men and women whose sole purpose is to provide universal entertainment for the masses. Once highly feared among the seas, the Runners have forsaken their chaotic ways for a more community minded stance and are now focused on training a new generation of scallywags! The Red Rum Runners have been delighting new and old fans alike across Missouri for

awhile now, and are expanding their influence to encompass the entire Midwest. This crew of misfits set course every day to help their fans grow happier, healthier, and wiser! Lets take a closer look at the crew...

Captain Sharptooth-
The head honcho and shot caller of these scalawags . No one can keep them in line better! Always full of mirth and laughter, Sharptooth loves to spin long tales of adventure and excitement that he and his crew have encountered. He always has a word of wit to share! Red Rum Richard-
First mate of the Red Rum Runners. A fine connoisseur of spirits, sirens, and song. Loyal to his crew, Richard is known to simply tower over his foes to send them packing. Cat's Eye Kaylee-
As surgeon for the pirate crew, Cat's Eye Kaylee enjoys singing, looting ships (especially for gem stones), collecting old books, and keeping her crew all in one piece throughout their many adventures. Shanghai Spence-
Shanghai was lost at sea during a rough and tumble bout with a Japanese atakebune coastal warship. For years, the crew thought him dead, until one day he stole onto their ship and joined them again with a surprise breakfast. He has adopted the ways of his former Japanese captors, and now is the communications officer and master spy for the crew. Be sure to catch us at our next event or booking!

03/02/2021
We are very excited for this! Come have a drink with us at Keelhaul's Bangarang!
16/02/2020

We are very excited for this! Come have a drink with us at Keelhaul's Bangarang!

Indoor Pirate festival. This is being held at Alexander's Farmington MO located in the The Factory, Rain or shine no refunds. Starts at 12pm to 12am. Full Bar Available, Music, games, shopping. Indoor Dinning availble , $20 for all day pass advanced tickets 2/20/20 expires. $25 at the door for and a...

Alas, poor Gypsy!
12/02/2020

Alas, poor Gypsy!

Gypsy Rose, the pirate ship that hosted parties and sailed for years in Captain Ron's Bar & Grill's cove on Lake of the Ozarks, went on an unplanned trip to

Well, we found A’Moura’s parrot 🤷🏼‍♀️
28/01/2020

Well, we found A’Moura’s parrot 🤷🏼‍♀️

This isn't a fantasy creature, this is the Dracula Parrot.

21/01/2020

A ghostly yet mesmerizing image from 1900s

02/11/2019

Talented artisan Jeffrey Michael Samudosky of JMS Wood Sculpture in Gig Harbor, Washington has created an absolutely stunning giant pacific octopus that

~A’Moura
19/09/2019

~A’Moura

11701 views and 426 votes on Imgur

19/09/2019

Ahoy! Today be national natter like a pirate day! How will ye be celebratin'?

~MadDog Maddox
03/09/2019

~MadDog Maddox

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