05/07/2025
🍻 Bartender’s 4th of July Toast 🍻
Here’s to fireworks lighting the skies,
And burgers stacked triple, with ketchup and fries.
To the land of the brave, the home of the free,
And to tips in the jar—preferably for me!
To red, white, and blue in every display,
And beer that stays cold all Fourth of July day.
To freedom, good friends, and drinks that don’t spill,
And customers kind with a decent bar bill.
So raise up your glass, don’t let it go dry—
Here’s cheers to the spirit of old Fourth of July! 🇺🇸
