This week, the Darling DJs confuse children with Pokémon cards. Who needs a million-dollar baby when you could get one for $3.99 at Rite Aid?
What's the strangest encounter you've ever had with a cow?
Add gravy to your biscuits for even greater returns on your investment. This important financial advice brought to you by The Clockwork Cabaret (AKA Business with Talk with Lady Atterstocks).
Want more of Lady Attercop's dulcet tones? Listen to the Clockwork Cabaret on @madwaspradio or like and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts.
For legal purposes, this is a joke. 😏 Check out the latest episode of The Clockwork Cabaret for some cool movie facts involving particularly scary children.
The new cursed Florida lore, as promised. If you're a fan of @rifftrax or @mst3k you might have seen this film, but have you heard of its connection to illustrious musical talent? Learn more on the latest episode of The Clockwork Cabaret, available on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.
Which cheese represents your love? Lady Attercop's is a hard camambert. 🧀
Lady Attercop preaches the good word on the latest episode of the Clockwork Cabaret, available on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Subscribe, and sin no more.
Which board games do you have a complicated emotional relationship with?
May you find a #valentine who crochets you an Octorok. ❤️ 🐙 🦆
Has anyone else been playing @cultofthelambofficial ? What animals would be in your cult?
Emmett and the world haven't been on great terms, but they're working on it. Catch the latest episode of The Clockwork Cabaret on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. You can also help @mousethedj be more social by booking them for a gig! See our story for details.
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"I have the 'tism. Leave me alone." - Emmett Davenport
"The problematic choice." - Lady Attercop
What would you put on a Clockwork Cabaret shirt?
We're pro-bagel here 🥯 As long as it's just a bagel.
Are you Team Cusack or Team Cera? Listen to the latest episode of The Clockwork Cabaret to make an informed decision.
Lady Attercop wants to show you her tiny #mushroom 🍄 Listen now to a brand new episode of the Clockwork Cabaret wherever you get your podcasts. Remember to rate and follow the show, for it pleaseth the Algorithm.
Thanks so much to everyone who came out on NYE to the @hawriverballroom for the 2023 Clockwork Ball! Can you spot @ladyattercop struttin' on the dancefloor? Follow @agonyaunt_studios for more info on upcoming events with That Darling DJ Duo!
It's 80s week on The Clockwork Cabaret, and Emmett is not amused. Listen now on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts, and be sure to follow and rate the show...or else Lady Attercop will sing at you too.
Join us on New Year’s Eve for The Clockwork Ball: Arcadia at the Haw River Ballroom in Saxapahaw, NC. Tickets are available at www.hawriverballroom.com
