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EAT DANK FOOD. Private Chef based in Vail, CO | Also serving Aspen, Breckenridge, & Beyond✨ Tasting menus, casual fine dining experiences, always dank food.

Brought to you by Chef Shelby Lewis.

Pork belly. Apple butter. Caviar. Pickled mustard seed. This is Dank Food. ✨Back to back to back this week & I can’t wai...
28/12/2025

Pork belly. Apple butter. Caviar. Pickled mustard seed. This is Dank Food. ✨

Back to back to back this week & I can’t wait to share all of my labors of love. Enjoy the food p**n trickle. 😂❤️

👉 Go to Eatdankfood.com to book!

24/12/2025

What’s a Moroccan Salad?

Idk but this felt right & it was delish. 😂❤️

Little Gem Lettuce, Blood Orange (thank you for sparing some for me lol could not find them anywhere), Castelvatrano Olives, Goat Cheese, Cumin Citrus Vinaigrette

20/12/2025

I worked for this Michelin Chef in SF when I was 21 and he always reminded us to let components of dishes sit as they fall. Don’t fuss with your food too much. If a beet chip falls a little wonky, or your parmesan gets on the edge of the plate… maybe that’s the beauty in it, right? Maybe it’s better that way?!

Food is an art form - don’t try to take it too seriously or you’ll ruin the spontaneity of it. ❤️

17/12/2025

ADD A LIL NANNER TO YOUR CORNBREAD. 🍌 . Just enough to make people go mmm what is that? Not enough to make it taste like actual banana bread. 😉

DM me for this GF recipe ✨

13/12/2025

Manila clams + prosciutto + white beans + broccolini + anchovy + garlic + shallots + white wine + heirloom tomatoes + orange zest + fresh chicken stock + bread for the broth + more bread because the broth was dankkkk. (It was GF 😉 don’t worry) ✨

08/12/2025

Here’s the move: you ski, you hot tub, you Eat Dank Food in your rental, you don’t cook a single thing.

That’s it. That’s vacation.

👉 EatDankFood.com

07/12/2025

Gimme some’a them samosassss.

Lil dollop of Tamarind Date Chutney. Perfect little umami potato snack.

🚨 Christmas/NYE week is filling up fast. I still have a few dates open but book now to save your spot!! Link in bio or go to EatDankFood.com.

03/12/2025

40 people. Middle Eastern. Heavy Apps. 👏🏻

✨Yogurt chicken kebabs + green chutney
✨Pomegranate filet + toum-zhug
✨Aleppo swordfish + charred lemon chermoula

You dream it. I make it Dank.

02/12/2025

When the fancy French oven can’t hold temp for 100 guests...

You improvise.

Muhammara-stuffed dates wrapped in bacon. Was supposed to be a nice controlled 400°F roast. Ended up kissed by open flame instead.

Honestly? Better this way. The smoke… the char on the bacon… the way the muhammara gets all melty inside...

Sometimes the f*** up is the upgrade.

Save this for your next party. Or avoid the crisis & let me handle it. Link in bio.

25/11/2025

This is what you eat while you wait for turkey…

maple syrup & miso apple chips. The perfect umami caramel apple snack to solve any hangry moment on turkey day. 🦃

21/11/2025

MILK MAGIC ✨

Charlie Kelly tried to warn us about milk steak and we all laughed. Turns out he was onto something.

This is milk-braised pork that becomes pork dulce de leche—the milk caramelizes into a sweet, savory, sexy sauce. It’s Italian. It’s chaos. It’s what happens when you take a joke from Always Sunny a little too far and end up with something you wished you had made sooner.

Pork butt braised with milk, fennel, lemon, garlic, sage until it falls apart and the milk turns into magic. Served with polenta, braised turnish greens, chimichurri, and crispy sage. Your finest milk pork, boiled over hard.

Yes, those are jellybeans. No, you’re not supposed to eat them. IYKYK.

Eat Dank Food… just trust me. eatdankfood.com | DM | Link in bio

19/11/2025

You’ve had pumpkin spice lattes. Now try pumpkin spice lamb.

Lamb chops marinated overnight with a sweet umami pumpkin fall blend, grilled, & topped with a chestnut crumble, roasted radishes, smashed fingerlings, and grilled asparagus. FYI … this is what fall tastes like when it’s not in a $15 latte.

PSL season means cozy dinners. Let me handle yours. 👉 eatdankfood.com or DM to book your Vail dinner party.

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