04/12/2023
On my last show, we talked about great ideas for first dates. So to follow up, what are some reasons that caused you not to want a second date? Here are some good ones to start us off:
• He used his pocket knife to cut me a slice of cake, and later scraped some dirt clumps off of his shoe with the same knife. I asked him if he ever cleaned his knife, and he replied, “No, why?”
• He tried to change my order with the waitress because I didn’t order what he’d recommended.
• I went out to dinner with a guy. I ordered my steak medium rare after he ordered his well done. Suddenly, I was making him look less manly. He changed his order to match mine and then complained all night about how well done is better.
• She told me that aliens cause jet lag.
• He insisted on paying for our dinner, and then totally stiffed the server. I tried to leave a tip and he got really mad at me because he was paying and it was his decision to tip or not.
What about you? Drop some comments, and let’s keep the conversation going!