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01/10/2022

Laugh With Me ✌️❣️🌺

Once upon a time, a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary✨💥.

They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in the 25 years they had spent together❣️.

Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well-known "Happy Going Marriage".

Editor: "Sir. It is amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible🥰?"....... Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said, "We went to Kano State for our honeymoon😊. Having selected horse🐎 riding as the first activity, we both started the ride on different horses🐎. My horse was okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one😏. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly,🤦 making my wife topple over😟. Getting up from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said, "This is your first time". "She climbed the horse🐎 and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again🤦. She again kept calm and said, "This is your second time🤔" and continued. When the horse dropped her the third time, she silently took out a Pistol 🔫 from her purse👜 and shot the horse dead!...... "I shouted at my wife: 'What did you do, you psycho🗣️. You killed the poor animal😠. Are you crazy😠?'......She gave me a silent look😉, smiled and said: "This is your first time!🙉".
....AND WE HAVE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!😆😃😂😅🤣🏃🏃🏃

01/10/2022

Laugh With Me ✌️❣️🌺

Here is a conversation between three men about elections in their respective countries:

1ST MAN (An American):In my country, the winner of an election is announced a five hours after the election.

2ND MAN (A Chinese): My country is better, in my country, the winner of an election is announced an hour after the election.

3RD MAN (A Nigerian): My country is the best. The winner has already been announced even before any election.🙉🙉🙊🙊🤣🤣🤣🏃🏃

01/10/2022

Laugh With Me ✌️❣️🌺

A famous inspirational speaker was speaking to an audience and he said, "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife.

"The audience was silent and in shock.Then he added, "She was my mother. "Laughter and a big round of applause.

A very daring husband tried to crack this at home. After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen, "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife.

"He stood for a moment trying to recall the second line of that speaker.By the time he regained his conciousness, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns caused by boiling Water!🙉🙊🤣🤣

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