16/04/2024
4/12/24-4/13/24; Oshkosh Masonic Center & Woodeye’s; Oshkosh & Winneconne, Wisconsin
What a weekend it was for the Bear Man and Biggity Riggity Poo. Chaos, chops, meaty meats, tosses and crazy hairdos, this was a weekend to remember.
On Friday, we started at a disadvantage against Gen Z-uperior as The Curse bailed on us (something about having ballet practice). It didn’t matter because at the end, just like WrestlingCon last year AND this year, we came out on top despite the hoops we had to “jump” through.
Then, on Saturday, we traveled…east? West? Turquoise green? I don’t remember the direction. We went to Winneconne and that’s all you need to know. The Moo Man and The Couch Cuision RPG thought they could perform meaty meats better than us, but obviously…OBVIOUSLY…they weren’t able to. And in the process I developed a new hairdo. What should it be called?
Irregardless(shut up)next month will indeed be a May to remember. Two title matches? Riggy THREE Belts is here to stay!
Cows, Chairs, BEARDS, BEAUTIES, CURSE, GEN Z’RS, RAWR XD TO YOU ALL!!!!
HORNS. DAHN!