18/12/2022
In honour of Argentina winning the World Cup, we’d like to encourage football fans around the world to join us and pour a line out for Maradonna 🤍💙
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13/12/2022
Free financial advice:
Safe to say 2023 is not a good time to invest in gender reveal balloon companies.
20/11/2022
Here we see the The BoozeDaddy proving once again why he is your number one draft pick for drinking game creators. This time by slamming 10 shots of tequila in a row. Check out www.theboozegames.com and click buy to learn how you, too, can treat tequila like water.
03/11/2022
For our new friends: the original trailer for The BoozeGames. Shot back in 2020 on a 5 million dollar budget with state of the art technology and cameras. Check our our website in our bio to learn more.
27/01/2022
Dumbest sports ideas of all time: making a draw acceptable in soccer. Who the fk doesn’t like golden goal or penalties.
25/01/2022
Upside: the wearing of masks in COVID times has been one of the great all time equalisers for ugly people. Get a s*xy mask and some sunnies and we’re ‘02 Leo in this bish
25/01/2022
Downside: the whole mask wearing thing draws too much attention upwards to puffy red post weekend bender eyes on mondays, and has really been screwing all of us at boozegames HQ in our regular jobs
24/01/2022
Today’s wisdom:
Or**es are way less fun if no one wants to do it with you - Dr. Steve Brule
23/01/2022
Attn women everywhere. Our scientists have developed a foolproof method to finding men with small pen*ses across dating apps. Their method: simply spot the CrossFit pic.
15/12/2021
It’s STI awareness last month. Be aware, sh*ts out there last month
12/12/2021
Dogs fetching a ball are probs just returning the ball they thought we lost, because they are our best friend - thoughts of someone with a best friend
09/12/2021
How much money have you got to pay me to keep up my Christmas tree for an entire year until the next Christmas when I hate Christmas?? The answer is a bag of diet cola. We’re drawing close now. Nearly time to pay up b**ch
08/12/2021
I didn’t think I was that high until I asked my speaker to skip this song, then it did. My speaker listens to me. That’s more than you do dad
05/12/2021
A nightlight but it’s just an illuminated image of what you think an approving parent would look like. What?
04/12/2021
If it weren’t for my dick I would look so good naked
30/11/2021
Staff statement ‘it’s fine I’m just more attracted to me than you are, and that’s ok’
He did not get s*x that night
29/11/2021
Honestly, I agree ice cream on toast is pretty bold. But if the toast has nutella. Well now you’re finding it harder to argue
29/11/2021
Although immaturing as a person am I maturing as a stoner - ice cream on toast
28/11/2021
I think it’s quite fair to assume that any adults who ride electric skateboards did not ride regular skateboards in their younger years
27/11/2021
Scales are frustrating because they pretty much tell you if you’re hot or not but they won’t have s*x with you
26/11/2021
Is it arthritis the one where you’re skinny?
25/11/2021
S*x dolls are weird for men but s*x toys are cool for women? Let’s break that stigma, together
24/11/2021
Ladies, gentlemen, fellow party people, and our future A.I. overlords... Imagine all your favorite drinking and party games got in peak physical condition and banged a creative genius who had made it their mission to test various parties and games around the world for the last decade... Imagine they had a baby together… Imagine that baby was raised in its parents’ image, but to be better… Then… imagine that baby took a bunch of steroids, added new level 100 skills and friends, and developed a severe drinking problem… That baby is The BoozeGames. A SuperGame.
We have an offer and an announcement for you, our tipsy tribe. The offer is 15% off if you use code BoozeMas at checkout - valid until Christmas. The announcement is that we are pledging to give at least 10% of all our profits to charity moving forward. So yes, by buying and playing The BoozeGames, you are literally drinking for charity!
Give memories, give mayhem, and give good times this Christmas before our stock runs out. Hit the website to find out more.
Love from The BoozeGames ❤️
18/11/2021
After recently being caught out in a lewd s*x act I have been informed that I have objectophelia for mirrors
12/11/2021
Fatherhood, A Short Story:
Pullout king got humbled.
12/11/2021
I used to think no s*x before marriage was a horrible concept. After discovering the average male ejaculant has 350 million little spermy friends in it I now feel like a serial killer while pleasuring myself
25/10/2021
In 1998 the divorce rate in America peaked at 64%. It meant a whole generation of kids were more likely than ever before to grow up in broken homes. Thankfully, from this hardship, all this wonderful step-sibling p**n was born.
22/10/2021
3/3....So yeh point is - one time during morning s*x lost control of the clench & power farted mid-thrust.
Anyway. Important issue in any new sleepover situation that we feel deserves more recognition.
22/10/2021
2/3. However. Like most of us, you are, religiously, a morning p**per. So now, the day after a night out, you're basically a walking sack of beer diarrhea. Beerhea. There's farts being clenched in only by only your iron will. You've got stomach pain. But you can't p**p at theirs.
22/10/2021
1/3. The BoozeGames team is determined to keep shedding light on the taboo issues affecting us all on the bend... Issue no.69: you've gone back to someone's house for adult cuddles. You've been drinking. You wake up the next day. You like them & don't want to leave immediately.
19/10/2021
⚠️ Attention friends, colleagues, & all fellow legends currently on a mid week bender ... The BoozeGames is now available both in the U.S.A and WORLDWIDE!!!!! (shipped basically anywhere from Amazon USA!). Let’s go 🚀🍾💥. Importing is done. The gold standard of drinking games has fully arrived to the world. The party is just starting. As always, hit website to buy. We love you regardless ❤️
14/10/2021
Today we learned that an ej*******on contains more than 15 terabytes of data in it. Some sources say it’s actually more like 80 petabytes of data. Do with this information what you will.
13/10/2021
Bite-test admin here. What are your worst harmless-dumb ideas of things to do while on shrooms? My current no1 - bite down hard on finger and try to inflate my own head like a balloon. BUT - you have to commit to the bite and blow hard to get the most out of your inflation. Enjoy
13/10/2021
Anyone else have an oral fixation problem? Great news. One of our members does too.
One of his strangest joys is the occasional chew or bite test - exclusively done whilst medicated…. What I’m trying to say is… He dropped acid and bit a hills-hoist metal clothesline wire on the weekend. The thick metal cable you hang your clothes on. Repeatedly. He claimed it was better than anticipated. His friends refused to join him.
12/10/2021
🇦🇺🍻🚨AUSTRALIA🚨🍻🇦🇺 It’s come home!!!! The BoozeGames is now available on Amazon AU!!! Get those fingers inside our box. Share it around with your friends. We’re feeling dirty.
Hit the website in bio or just chuck our name into Amazon Australia to buy. Let’s get stoopid. 🍾❤️
05/10/2021
At what point in a relationship is it acceptable for couples to cease the cheeky grab/cuddle in the shower? Months? Years? Cause I been showering with myself for over 20 years, and I still touch myself every time I get a glimpse in the mirror.
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Ladies, gentlemen, fellow party people, and our future A.I. overlords... Imagine all your favorite drinking and party games got in peak physical condition and banged a creative genius who had made it their mission to test various parties and games around the world for the last decade... Imagine they had a baby together… Imagine that baby was raised in its parents’ image, but to be better… Then… imagine that baby took a bunch of steroids, added new level 100 skills and friends, and developed a severe drinking problem… That baby is The BoozeGames. A SuperGame. We have an offer and an announcement for you, our tipsy tribe. The offer is 15% off if you use code BoozeMas at checkout - valid until Christmas. The announcement is that we are pledging to give at least 10% of all our profits to charity moving forward. So yes, by buying and playing The BoozeGames, you are literally drinking for charity! Give memories, give mayhem, and give good times this Christmas before our stock runs out. Hit the website to find out more. Love from The BoozeGames ❤️
🇦🇺🍻🚨AUSTRALIA🚨🍻🇦🇺 It’s come home!!!! The BoozeGames is now available on Amazon AU!!! Get those fingers inside our box. Share it around with your friends. We’re feeling dirty. Hit the website in bio or just chuck our name into Amazon Australia to buy. Let’s get stoopid. 🍾❤️
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