The Constitution Events

02/10/2024

Wow. Last Friday was one for the books 📚 rose to the challenge and handled each of the six cdjs like the wizard that he is 🧙 Thanks to all the incredibly talented people who helped make this happen, and everyone who came down - YOU made the night special 🥰 (We might’ve broken the record for the most amount of gun fingers photographed in a single night)

.golding .powl

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19/09/2024

20/03/2024

Our parties are fun, but I think we all knew that already 🦄 🛸 Ask .lily if they agree 😎👽 Maybe we’ll do something again soon… (if you’re lucky) 🤫😉

Hit us with a DM if the last slide catches ur interest 🐊

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20/03/2024

A few photos from DJs in PJs last month - one of the silliest and most fun nights we've done so far!

We've got some exciting summer plans to announce very soon, with two other Bristol based brands......
Can you guess what it is????

Can't wait to see you all again xx

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09/02/2024

Why wait to vote this November? Instead come along tomorrow to participate in our totally legitimate, corruption-free, unrigged election. 🗳️ Democracy is sacred and we plan on treating it that way 😇 Each DJ will representing a political party with a manifesto on what we should do with the night time. Swipe to see their election pledges and help out exit poll below 👇
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04/02/2024

04/01/2024

THE CONSTITUTION IS BACK FOR 2024 ‼️❤️‍🔥🤠 We’re gonna be heading to for the first time ever on Saturday 10th February 🪩🕺💃 We decided that 2024 is the year of b4b (goodbye b3b 😢), so we’ve collected the horrendous heavily roster of b2b b2b b2b .lily alongside them we’ve recruited The City Guys (aka SpongeBob Squarewave )🏙️👽 Expect hard-hitting bass, bouncy kicks and snares that will shake your soul. 🥁👨‍🎤REMEMBER: This is a pyjama party 🛌🥱 (and this will be enforced) 🚨👮‍♀️ Hopefully no hearts will be broken 💔 TICKETS OUT NOW (link in bio)

28/12/2023

WHICH SLUMBER PARTY U PULLING UP TO?! They all seem like fun 😴 10.02.2024 🛌🥱

#2024

28/12/2023

Which slumber party u pulling up to?! They all seem like fun 😴

#2024

26/12/2023

HAPPY BOXING DAY U PARTY ANIMALS 🥊 Just in case ur xmas presents were disappointing, here’s something to lighten your mood. 10/02/2024 😉

#2024

24/11/2023

Final roundup of pics from our Halloween party last month at 👻🎃🕷️🚢🦄
Love to everyone who came and made it as batsh*t as it was ♥️

As always big up for the snaps

31/10/2023

Wowowow! 🤯 What a night. Cannot express how special it was to see this party come to life. Thank you to everyone who came: your all amazing and we love you. Thank to the DJs who all smashed it. And obviously shout-out to and for putting up with us (again). Think these pictures speak for themselves [📸 ]. See you next time 😘

30/09/2023

The Constitution is here!

We’re coming to clean your toilet, someones had an accident and it’s gotten way out of hand.

Therefore, Le Cons have recruited the most heavy duty selectors to disinfect the decks and make sure nothing too filthy is being played. Promises to kill 99.9% of bacteria or your money back.

Bang and the dirt is gone.

24/09/2023

PARTY ANIMALS IS BACK… HALLOWEEN EDITION! 🎃 On Friday 27th October we’ll be returning to the best seafaring vessel in Bristol for the third time. In true style it’ll be an full on experience packed to the brim with all-out weirdness, big sound, and (like our last two voyages) a very spooky lineup 👹 Stay tuned for more information… Tickets available via Headfirst/ Fixr now (link in bio)🕷️

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24/09/2023

PARTY ANIMALS IS BACK… HALLOWEEN EDITION! 🎃 On Friday 27th October we’ll be returning to the best seafaring vessel in Bristol for the third time. In true style it’ll be an full on experience packed to the brim with all-out weirdness, big sound, and (like our last two voyages) a very spooky lineup 👹 Stay tuned for more information… Tickets available via Headfirst/ Fixr now (link in bio)🕷️

23/09/2023

27.10.23.

19/09/2023

WHAT A NIGHT. Thanks you to everyone who came through, it was really special to see Stickworld in action. Shoutout to .una____ .mp3 for smashing sets ❤️ And a huge shoutout to the one and only for being an absolute legend and pleasure to work with, and to for putting up with us… again. LOVE 🥳❤️🦖

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15/09/2023

Combining grimey breaks with full throttle 160, sets are heavy, bassy and an always an absolute rollercoaster. With credits everywhere from BOG to a headline set in Spain, the world is catching on to talent - have you?😈 catch her TONIGHT at alongside and a host of other insane talent.

18/04/2023

Some pics from last month's party because we miss it so much, heard there might be some footage on the way too 👀👀

It's gonna be a bit quiet from us until the summer but stay tuned and all of that, love u all ###

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13/03/2023

PARTY. ANIMALS.
well that was mental
pics speak for themselves really
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03/03/2023

During the current cost of living crisis, it has become evident that the quality-to-cost ratio of partying has become insufferable, thus endangering our beloved Party Animals.

To help prevent the extinction of all creatures partial to a fat sound system, banging tunes, and overall good vibes it is of paramount importance that you sign our petition and attend this conservational rally on the 10th March.

Join us for what will be the most fun you could probably ever have underneath a train station, in a safe yet stimulating environment.

PETITION LINK IN BIO!

16/01/2023

Deep in undiscovered lands untouched by humans, animals of all varieties can be found. One species, so rare it’s (almost) mythical, has remained undetected, until now…

The infamous Explorer, David Dizington encountered them during his travels from Panama, passing through Benidorm to return to his humble hometown of Slough. These creatures - resembling a Horse, but bearing a single horn in the middle of their head - were not scared of our David one bit! Instead, they trotted towards him, and in a fake London accent neighed "alright mate how you doing - wanna come to our clubnight? Gonna be more than just your average party, ground-breaking garage/bassline/jungle/donk! There’s gonna be party games, a costume contest, an interactive game show, fat rig, healthy snacks, circus performers, ‘mad’ décor, Unicorns! F*ck me there’s gonna be loads of unicorns bruv – promise I’m not over-selling you a pipe dream! Take a flyer, use code CUM for a discount! See you there man yeah, don’t forget to dress up in animal theme – Party Animals mate tell a friend to tell a friend"

David was bewildered yet intrigued...

To be continued.

26/10/2022

GOOD MORNING!!!

We are gassed to announce that will be joining us tonight to document everything you could ever want to remember (and forget)! From double drops to dodgy dance moves, Circus acts to Science experiments, and every other element of chaos in between, this evenings proceedings shall be captured by Bristols favourite radio station!

Final few tickets remain before we hit the doors this evening, where we can’t wait to party with you all again.

Lots of love, see you soon

Le cons 💜

25/10/2022

AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM DR. SKANKENSTEIN

DO NOT FORGET TO DRESS F*KIN WEIRD!!! THE THEME IS ‘MAD SCIENTIST (gone wrong)’

WE WILL ACCEPT ANYTHING FROM LAB RAT TO PROFESSOR, SPOOKY TO SPOOKED, BEAUTIFUL TO UGLY - AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN. PRIZES FOR THE BEST AND WORST DRESSED…

TICKETS ON FINAL RELEASE, SECURE YOUR SPOT NOW FOR A NIGHT OF SCIENTIFIC EXTRAVAGANCE! LINK IN BIO!!!