The Dudeist Ministers

07/07/2025

Have openings left for our Speed Dating + Volunteering event Saturday

Lovunteering is like speed dating, but instead of sitting making small talk, you volunteer with other singles while helping local charities

23/06/2025

If anyone wants to go sailing Friday or Saturday, let me know 513-99-HAPPY

04/06/2025

Come enjoy a FREE symphone with me!

I wrote the title and realized it rhymed. I was inspired to channel my inner Shel Silverstein and... Come one, come all, come short or tall To the silliest symphony bash o

30/05/2025

Sign up at the link
https://www.meetup.com/iwantto/events/308145724/

28/05/2025

Want some cool Dudeist swag? Believe we can be straight without being narrow?

Check out our new store for stickers, magnets and t-shirts. If you want a smaller quality or to skip the shipping, come by our office.

A wedding officiant in Cincinnati that welcomes all good humans

14/05/2025

I woke up thinking about how I would like to see buffalo fighting.

Like bull fighting in Spain but with a buffalo instead of a bull and a tourist instead of a matador and the buffalo never gets killed.

If the tourist wins they get a photo package of the fight. If the buffalo wins they get to go free and a trophy to show their herd.

I would watch that all day long.
(image from chatgpt)

11/05/2025

To all the Moms out there...

09/05/2025

You can also drop hot dogs, peanut butter and tuna fish at my office. I will make sure it gets to the proper pets

If your freezer looked like this, you would probably feel you had a sufficient number of hot dogs.

When OUR freezer looks like this ... SOS! EVERYONE PANIC! EMERGENCY! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

Our freezer should be stocked like we are having a grill out for the entire NFL and WNBA at the same time.

The dogs. are. worried.

If you come visit, and want to pay the hot dog tax, we would have some grateful pooches! We're open Friday and Saturday from 11-5, and Sunday from 12-5 for hot dog drops :)

07/05/2025

I am not TROLLING you guys, this is a real event!

**PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE QUESTIONS OR COMMENTS ON MEETUP!** **I get to many alerts from MeetUp so I have them turned off. The ONLY way to contact me is to call/text the Dudeis

04/05/2025

Why was Darth Vader always single?

Because he was looking in Alderaan places!

03/05/2025

It is National Teachers Day. They got screwed because their holiday is on a Saturday so they don't get presents or an extra day off. Well I am going to give them a joke.

Where do all the math teachers go for vacation?

TIMES SQUARE!!!!!!