Wizardposting

11/07/2023

tee hee what rituals will he (the cool magic guy u know the one) get up to today

09/07/2023

get this. i sneezed so hard, that my brain flew out ,but it bounced off a wall and went back in. literally my favorite miracle to happen to me, and what a show

17/05/2022

😤😤

02/04/2022

Joyous ande bountifull news, childeren!! found mine sockes in the baby section of bunnings, how silly of me

02/04/2022

i cannot get theese horse pigeons to stop flying around mine wizard towar it is 3.13am (almost maria) on a tuesday its a school nite !!! get thee to bed

27/03/2022

i just got to say to every body, follow you dreans ok

24/03/2022

im taking leaves off trees and dissolving them in soye milk

potion

21/03/2022

youve heard it first at this place (here) wizard posting is bacc

im sweeter than a sunflower and taller than a tree and shorter than a mountain. and shorter than a sunflower. get to know me

19/10/2021

whomstdveth hath awoken me from my slumb(orb)er

06/06/2021

zip zap! whoosh! cruella deville merkin

19/04/2021

and fore my next trinck, i shall maek thisn globb disapeare!!

19/04/2021

here take THIS you wil ned it on youre jorney

21/01/2021

its ya boi wizard p***s

30/10/2020

slurprise b**h bet you thot yuo seent’d thee last of myself, tHe wizard

15/09/2019

05/06/2019

Ow ouch my absolute bacc

04/06/2019

u caught me he he

04/06/2019

je suis let me OUT of hERE you fiiend

03/06/2019

that wasnt poopping candy you FOOUL that was my HAIR ROLLERS

24/05/2019

s i l e n t a s s a s s i n

24/05/2019

it rly be like that sometimes

20/12/2018

da ba deeee da ba DIE, U CRETIN

19/12/2018

THE WIZARD MAN WILL ROLL U

19/12/2018

aw shucks x

09/12/2018

sum nice fan art in melb bin today the magic man is humble d

21/11/2018

dumbledore more like dumble dont touch me u pleb ew

21/11/2018

u have heard of the birth of venus now there is the berth of herbert (short for heirnoymous bertrand turlte odg man) my brother from another spell

29/10/2018

thwarted again by a BIRD

not even my special wizard hat could help me

17/10/2018

😍😍😍

05/10/2018

how r00d

04/10/2018

ooooOOOOooooo uwu

26/09/2018

the w in wizawrd stands for woopie

but i wont tell u which one

26/09/2018

next wednesday i casted a spell to write the best theological masterpiece of a haiku this world has ever seen its pretty mindblowing dont worry if do not see my genius for it is there u just cant see it u dumB oh weel here goes:

"Wizard - A Haiku
by the wizard

Experienced 1528 ad
A real, big wizard whispers
whilst watching papa god."

and my friends at the the daily avalon scroll had some nice words to say :')

"The juxtaposition of wizard and god is truly inspired."
- an frog
"Amazing how so few words can set a scene so perfectly. I close my eyes and all I can see is the experienced 1528 ad."
- marmaduke ((yes the dogge))
"I felt that I was a wizard. It was spooky. I hope to read more by Anonymous. Perhaps next time, something longer."
- Zob Gloop
"Experienced 1528 ad is a popular first line for a haiku. It's incredible how much diversity can be achieved with those final lines."
- Chris Critic, otherwise known as Cristic