
02/02/2025
Happy 60th Birthday to our fearless, fabulous Mary!
How do we even begin to celebrate someone as legendary as you? From day one, you’ve been more than a mentor—you’ve been our ride-or-die, our sassiest supporter, and the first person we call when things go off the rails (which, let’s be real, happens often). We honestly don’t know if we’d survive this wild journey without you, and frankly, we don’t want to find out.
You’ve been the ultimate ally—not just in words, but in action. You show up, you stand up, and you do it all with that signature wit and a side-eye that could cut glass. The way you love and protect your people is something fierce, and we are so lucky to be among them.
And let’s talk about Glamma mode—August hit the jackpot with you. Watching you love that little guy with all your heart (while still keeping your perfectly manicured foot down) is the best thing ever. You somehow manage to balance being the fun grandma *and* the boss lady who keeps us all in check, and honestly, it’s impressive.
Mary, you are one of a kind. Hilarious, sharp, loyal to the core, and always down for a cocktail and some good gossip. We love you more than words can say, and we couldn’t imagine this adventure without you.
Enjoy your vacation cause you bees having a lot of work to do when you’re back!! 👀😂
Love always,
Your gay sons, Corey & Dan